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Hindsight is 2020: #6 - Entangled

2020.09.25 14:02 LordChozo Hindsight is 2020: #6 - Entangled

from A Trick of the Tail, 1976
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I have sleep apnea. If you haven’t heard of this condition, it essentially means your body occasionally stops breathing altogether during sleep, causing you to “wake up” so you can begin breathing again. These stops and starts usually aren’t noticed consciously, but can be characterized by things like tossing and turning, and of course snoring. My case is relatively mild as these things go, but it is legitimate sleep apnea all the same. This isn’t mere assumption either; I’ve actually done a sleep study at a center and been officially diagnosed.
That was a particularly strange night, as I recall. For one thing, it was the first night I’d ever spent away from my wife since we had been wed a couple years earlier: a sweet but disappointing footnote in our marital history. But mainly it was the fact that my face had to be covered in sensors, which were affixed with a kind of thick paste substance. I had wires and goop all over, was laid down on a fairly spartan cot with a pillow of questionable make, surrounded by lights turned low but not all the way off, with a live camera watching every movement and listening to every sound I made. I always sleep on my side; they told me I had to lay on my back, lest the sensors not work properly. “What if I have to go to the bathroom?” “Well, you’ll need to unplug all these wires, take these monitors with you, do what you need to do, then come back in and we’ll hook you up again.”
I was fairly confident I suffered from sleep apnea going into that study, but was there ever any doubt I’d come out of it with a firm diagnosis? How could anyone get their best sleep under conditions like that? I probably managed a combined three hours that night, which was enough for them to tell me I officially had a problem. They recommended I order a CPAP machine, which is a device that you hook onto your face before bed every night that blows air into your throat so you don’t wake up due to temporary airway collapse. It is not a cure; it is a solution that only works if you are actively using it, and therefore a chronic sufferer of sleep apnea who opts for this treatment method must use it every night for the rest of his or her life. If you think this sounds uncomfortable and onerous, you’re not alone: half of all CPAP users quit within the first year of using the device because for them the solution to the apnea proves worse than the apnea itself.
I also wasn’t too keen on sticking a reversed vacuum onto my face every night, so I talked to my dentist, who recommended a certain oral appliance that he was confident would be effective for a condition as mild as mine. But then we hit a snag of insurance coverage, and that dragged on, and eventually the matter was forgotten entirely. It’s now years later and I still haven’t followed up on either of these potential options. I probably should, but my reality just kind of is what it is, you know what I mean? I am always tired. Like anyone, a particularly bad night can send me into deeper fatigue, but I don’t have a “well-rested” baseline. Not really. It’s just varying levels of functional. But see, that’s all I know. It’s all I’ve ever known. I can’t remember ever feeling one hundred percent, fully energized in a healthy way like some people talk about, so I can’t miss it. My body’s adapted to these energy levels on a permanent basis; I’ll yawn all day but I’ll make it through, no worries.
But it does mean that when I get exhausted, I get really exhausted. Some nights I just crash hard, no matter what I’d rather be doing. I’m always tired, but if I tell you I’m feeling tired, I’m probably almost gone. And there are activities that prove especially draining. Not physical ones, surprisingly; exercise doesn’t wear me down that much. It’s the mental side of things that gets me. A day at the office juggling five different meetings for five different clients on five different subjects? That kind of rapid gear switching is a recipe for complete burnout when I finish the day. Writing a giant Reddit post about “Heathaze” with everything that act entails? Man, that’s exhausting work. Coming back to the computer a few hours later to write one for “Entangled” too? I don’t know how I can summon the mental energy to pull that off.
So I get what Steve Hackett means when he says that after writing and recording his first solo album Voyage of the Acolyte, he was totally spent.
Steve: My first memory [of the Trick of the Tail writing sessions] was of day one of rehearsal, of being very tired. As if I'd just given birth once and I was required to come up with another baby very quickly! 1
Creating things is hard, man. Whatever your art, whatever your method, it’s never easy to make something out of nothing. Sometimes you’re flush with ideas, but even then you’ve got to deal with refining them, assembling them, filling in any gaps, and so forth. That’s why when you hear songwriters talking about how easy a song was to write, it’s almost always a surprise to them. They know their own talent and expertise, so why should they be shocked that this song came together so well? Because that’s not normal. Usually the ideas are more scattered and take something else to fully form.
Steve: What I used to do was probably throw in a few riffs and licks rather than whole songs. Although there was “Entangled” and there was “Los Endos” and the outro of “Dance on a Volcano”, those sort of things, you know. Sort of kick in with those ideas. 2
This is even true for Tony Banks, who was working just as hard at writing songs as Steve, but didn’t have a solo album outlet siphoning them off. As a result…
Tony: I came in [to the Trick of the Tail sessions] perhaps with the most complete songs. Mike came in with sections, as did Steve, and as it happened the bits we used to sort of finish them off were my bits, so I ended up being credited on every track on this album. Which was sort of quite funny. 2
So there’s Steve, mentally and creatively fatigued, doing his best to chip in with little fragments that the band might be able to make something out of. Or really anything that might come to mind at all. Perhaps drawing on this kind of lethargy, he conjures up an acoustic bit in F# minor. It’s just a riff, played at an very languid speed. I doubt he was sitting there with a metronome, but if he were he’d find that his riff clocked in at about 75 beats per minute, or BPM. This happens to fall right in the normal range for resting - or even sleeping - heartrates for human adults. Breathe in, breathe out. Drift a little, riff a little. It was tranquil, it was lovely, and it caught Tony’s ears.
Tony: Steve had come in with this really nice sort of guitar bit, and it happened to be in 3/4. And I had this chorus that I had that was sort of hanging around; I hadn’t got any home for it. Which was in 3/4 as well. So we tried the two together and it worked really well. 2
See, Steve’s bit, though very pretty, didn’t really do much of anything. He’d kind of loop the riff, chime a little around the scale, and...then what? The creative juices were spent. But that’s the beauty of being in a band setting with multiple writers; others can pick up the slack.
Tony: What Steve had written didn’t really have a chorus. It needed something to kind of lead you to it. So this sort of “If we can help you we will,” that bit, I had this sort of bit I had originally written on the piano in fact, and then transferred it to guitar. And with the voice then singing what the piano used to play, which was kind of like where the chords change. It produced quite a nice little harmony piece I think. 2
“Yeah Steve, let’s mash this thing up against my bit like the good ol’ Trespass days...well, trust me, they were the good ol’ days. Oh, and, pick it up a little will you? You sound half asleep over there.”
Steve: Sped up guitar on the introduction; I was playing at half speed. And then it gets joined by Mike and Tony. Very sort of typical Genesis feel on this one. Guitars chiming away. 3
Now running a much brisker 150 BPM after doubling the tempo, the song maintains its sleepy feel but gains an all-important lilt that will allow its melodies to really come alive. It’s Steve and Tony, just duct taping their ideas together. Hey, it worked for “Hairless Heart”, right? Let’s give it the ol’ fusion dance one more time. But wait a minute, this one has voice in the arrangement. That means lyrics, right? Who’s going to take those? Steve, got any ideas? Steve? Steve, wake up. I need to know if you STEVE, wake up please. Do you have any ideas for the lyrics?
Steve: “Freudian slumber”...I was thinking about a psychiatrist at the time hypnotizing a patient and taking him back into a world of troubling dreams. Phil Collins at the time, I think with the “over the rooftops and houses” thing, he said he thought it had a Mary Poppins feel, maybe a sort of chim-chimney-cheroo thing. But I think it was dealing with sort of deeper issues than that. The lyrics [are] basically mine. What sounds like the chorus is really Tony Banks’ [music], but nonetheless it’s my lyric that wraps the whole thing together. 3
Hypnotic music this is, so why not try to actually hypnotize someone in the words? Calm, soothing descriptions of dreamy visions, all unclear but not unpleasant. Images to replace the unwanted subconscious intrusions that plague him when his eyes are closed. Fading awareness melting into the light “ahs” of multi-tracked Phil, sending you off to rest your weary bones. Then a turn in the chorus from minor to major; a conversation with the professionals who will solve all your sleep problems. Don’t worry, we do this all the time. Just try to sleep in this quiet room; we’ll play some light music to help you. Let yourself drift away.
Steve: Tony and I enjoyed writing "Entangled", exploring the other-worldly atmosphere of the mind floating free beyond the world of harsh reality. 4
Tony: I think “Entangled” is one of my favorite songs on the album. It makes for a very strong combination with the lyric written by Steve, which I think works really well as well. 2
If “Entangled” stopped there, after two verses and two choruses, it would be a great song. It’s a song about sleep and dreams - moreso even than the later effort literally called “Dreaming While You Sleep” - and it sounds sleepy and dreamy through and through. But it doesn’t stop there. Not at all.
Steve: And then, you know, it floats off into something much bigger toward the end. 3
Tony: “Entangled” was more just a chord sequence that I was playing and that end bit was Mike’s actually, and we just used it. We were blues-ing on it and playing chords against the chords and seeing what I could get away with, which was something I have always liked to do. 5
This is an interesting admission here, since Mike doesn’t have a writing credit on the song. I can only guess that Tony was improvising with Mike, heard him play something, then said “Yeah, do that, in this way,” so that Mike was more the inspiration rather than a full writer. But it is curious. Regardless, after this serene song about trying to get rid of troubling dreams, the song ends with a pair of jokes. The first, of course, is the line about being presented the bill. Just a playful little wide-eyed moment before the end. That’s the obvious one. But the bigger joke is the precursor to that, “You’ll have no trouble…” This guy goes into a clinic to get hypnotized so his troubling dreams can be dismissed away, then goes to sleep in the end and we get this swirling, churning combination of keyboard, guitar, bass pedals, and Mellotron choir. In other words, troubling dreams. It didn’t work! The doctor was a quack all along!
A sterile sleep clinic is basically the worst place on earth to sleep, and planting images into the head of a patient struggling to expel images is basically the worst way to treat insomnia. I’d say these are things “Entangled” taught me, but I know these truths viscerally through my own life experience. It seems that perhaps Steve Hackett knew them too.
“Entangled” is the perfect song to get lost in. It’s the blissful union of two tremendous progressive songwriters, of words to music, and of conveyed mood to receptive listener. Have you ever just closed your eyes, laid down, and listened to this track? Whenever I do, I inevitably feel myself beginning to float away. Without fail the song ends before I fully fall asleep, being only six and a half minutes long, but the effect remains profound. It’s a soporific of synths, a sedative of strings, an anesthetic of auditory pleasure. Genesis may have other songs that are more complex and involved compositionally, but for my money they don’t have any that are more atmospheric.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get to bed.
Let’s hear it from the band!
Tony: Probably my favorite track on that album, ending with a great cathedral-type feeling. The ARP Pro Solo[ist] synthesizer I was using had a touch sensitive keyboard and if you pressed a key hard you got this vibrato, and could produce this marvelous high note that sounded like some wild cartoon soprano female. 6
Mike: I think compared to some albums A Trick of the Tail is very consistent. And because of its very high standard it’s difficult picking out any one track [as a favorite]. 7
Steve: Psychiatrists and couches and a guy being hypnotized. Many years later, after I’d been playing thousands of shows, I hit a reef and I started to get stage fright after I’d played with an orchestra live. And I saw a psychiatrist myself, who gave me some hypnotherapy. And I didn’t realize that I was actually very successfully hypnotized, and the more this guy talked about positives, and about how good I was at what I was doing, I started weeping openly in front of [him]. And I said, “Well that must be very unusual.” And he said, “Actually, it’s very common. It’s because when you’re hypnotized, you don’t have the usual emotional blocks.” Because I don’t normally burst into tears in front of complete strangers. But I remember Terry Jones of Monty Python doing exactly the same when he was hypnotized on TV. Anyway, I hope you still love the song; I do. 3
1. The Waiting Room, 1997
2. 2007 Box Set
3. Steve Hackett, 2020
4. HackettSongs, 2018
5. The Waiting Room, 2015
6. Genesis: Chapter & Verse
7. NME, 1977
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2020.09.22 16:16 ReelStats These are the statistical top 500 movies of all time, according to 23 different websites

Hey everyone, great to be back again. Some of you might remember a similar title from a post I made back in April, where I made a list of the top 250 movies with 13 sources, or a preview of this list I made last month.
I want to emphasize that this is NOT an official ranking nor my personal ranking; it is just a statistical and, personally, interesting look at 500 amazing movies. These rankings reflect the opinions of thousands of critics and millions of people around the world. And I am glad that this list is able to cover a wide range of genres, decades, and countries. So before I get bombarded with "Why isn't X on here?" or "How is X above Y?" comments, I wanted to clear that up.
I sourced my data from Sight & Sound (both critic and director lists), TSPDT, iCheckMovies, 11 domestic websites (Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic, IMDb, Letterboxd, TMDb, Trakt, Blu-Ray, MovieLens, RateYourMusic, Criticker, and Critics Choice), and 9 international audience sites (FilmAffinity, Douban, Naver, MUBI, Filmweb, Kinopoisk, CSFD, Moviemeter, and Senscritique). This balance of domestic/international ratings made the list more well-rounded and internationally representative (sites from Spain, China, Korea, Poland, Russia, Czech Republic, Netherlands, and France).
As for my algorithm, I weighted websites according to both their Alexa ranking and their number of votes compared to other sites. For example, since The Godfather has hundreds of thousands of votes on Letterboxd but only a couple thousand on Metacritic, Letterboxd would be weighted more heavily. After obtaining the weighted averages, I then added the movie's iCheckMovies' favs/checks ratio and TSPDT ranking, if applicable. Regarding TSPDT, I included the top 2000 movies; as an example of my calculations, Rear Window's ranking of #41 would add (2000-41)/2000=0.9795 points to its weighted average. I removed movies that had <7-8K votes on IMDb, as these mostly had low ratings and numbers of votes across different sites as well. For both Sight & Sound lists, I added between 0.5 and 1 point to a movie's score based on its ranking, which I thought was an adequate reflection of how difficult it is to be included on these lists. As examples, a #21 movie would have 0.9 points added while a #63 would have 0.69 points.
So without further ado, the statistical top 500 movies ever made. I separated the scores into overall, critics, domestic, and international columns to make comparisons easier. This list on Letterboxd.
Ranking Title Overall Score Critics Domestic International Year Director
1 The Godfather 93.89 97.73 90.50 89.36 1972 Francis Ford Coppola
2 The Godfather: Part II 91.93 93.30 89.04 88.06 1974 Francis Ford Coppola
3 Seven Samurai 91.05 97.38 87.63 85.90 1954 Akira Kurosawa
4 12 Angry Men 90.45 95.45 88.74 88.62 1957 Sidney Lumet
5 City Lights 89.94 96.75 85.67 85.93 1931 Charlie Chaplin
6 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 89.45 91.20 87.81 86.59 1966 Sergio Leone
7 The Shawshank Redemption 89.41 82.95 89.49 89.18 1994 Frank Darabont
8 Psycho 89.29 95.23 85.70 85.01 1960 Alfred Hitchcock
9 Modern Times 89.28 95.55 85.21 85.37 1936 Charlie Chaplin
10 Schindler's List 89.08 93.80 87.22 87.29 1993 Steven Spielberg
11 Pulp Fiction 88.85 92.60 87.69 86.42 1994 Quentin Tarantino
12 Rear Window 88.63 97.65 85.40 83.33 1954 Alfred Hitchcock
13 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 88.55 87.38 86.28 86.97 1975 Miloš Forman
14 Apocalypse Now 88.54 93.85 85.24 83.48 1979 Francis Ford Coppola
15 Tokyo Story 88.49 98.30 85.16 83.76 1953 Yasujirō Ozu
16 Spirited Away 88.34 93.78 86.80 85.91 2001 Hayao Miyazaki
17 GoodFellas 88.03 91.48 87.00 84.03 1990 Martin Scorsese
18 Vertigo 88.02 95.60 84.05 82.76 1958 Alfred Hitchcock
19 Singin' in the Rain 88.01 97.65 83.95 83.13 1952 Gene Kelly, Stanley Donen
20 Sunset Boulevard 88.00 95.45 85.44 84.22 1950 Billy Wilder
21 Citizen Kane 87.83 99.03 83.06 82.22 1941 Orson Welles
22 Harakiri 87.79 85.83 88.00 86.29 1962 Masaki Kobayashi
23 Rashomon 87.74 96.55 83.52 82.73 1950 Akira Kurosawa
24 Once Upon a Time in the West 87.71 86.65 85.48 84.62 1968 Sergio Leone
25 Fanny and Alexander 87.54 97.30 83.15 83.00 1982 Ingmar Bergman
26 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 87.40 92.59 86.06 85.38 2003 Peter Jackson
27 Andrei Rublev 87.39 91.90 83.80 83.94 1966 Andrei Tarkovsky
28 The Passion of Joan of Arc 87.39 94.65 83.88 83.57 1928 Carl Theodor Dreyer
29 Sherlock Jr. 87.36 96.45 83.64 85.60 1924 Buster Keaton
30 Bicycle Thieves 87.35 94.70 83.91 83.46 1948 Vittorio De Sica
31 Casablanca 87.35 98.00 85.25 82.62 1942 Michael Curtiz
32 Some Like It Hot 87.28 95.30 82.11 83.73 1959 Billy Wilder
33 Persona 87.22 88.20 84.28 83.07 1966 Ingmar Bergman
34 Children of Paradise 87.21 95.33 84.81 83.27 1945 Marcel Carné
35 Taxi Driver 87.14 93.88 83.60 82.06 1976 Martin Scorsese
36 The Dark Knight 87.08 88.81 86.96 84.80 2008 Christopher Nolan
37 Metropolis 87.03 96.00 82.92 84.01 1927 Fritz Lang
38 Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans 87.02 93.95 82.23 84.02 1927 F. W. Murnau
39 Stalker 87.02 92.30 83.86 83.29 1979 Andrei Tarkovsky
40 Pather Panchali 86.96 94.35 84.40 82.80 1955 Satyajit Ray
41 Lawrence of Arabia 86.95 97.65 83.76 81.49 1962 David Lean
42 M 86.91 96.20 84.34 82.92 1931 Fritz Lang
43 Ordet 86.82 98.10 83.08 82.55 1955 Carl Theodor Dreyer
44 It's a Wonderful Life 86.77 90.45 85.17 84.90 1946 Frank Capra
45 Satantango 86.76 90.45 84.58 84.21 1994 Béla Tarr
46 Parasite 86.72 96.34 86.55 83.15 2019 Bong Joon-ho
47 The 400 Blows 86.70 96.70 83.14 82.60 1959 François Truffaut
48 Ikiru 86.56 93.80 85.48 84.29 1952 Akira Kurosawa
49 Mirror 86.50 95.60 82.75 82.34 1975 Andrei Tarkovsky
50 Come and See 86.50 90.50 85.22 83.13 1985 Elem Klimov
51 The Apartment 86.48 92.00 84.09 82.99 1960 Billy Wilder
52 The General 86.45 91.45 82.59 83.87 1926 Buster Keaton, Clyde Bruckman
53 Grave of the Fireflies 86.43 95.13 85.85 82.97 1988 Isao Takahata
54 Le Trou 86.41 89.95 85.46 85.14 1960 Jacques Becker
55 The Battle of Algiers 86.37 95.40 82.64 81.24 1966 Gillo Pontecorvo
56 A Man Escaped 86.34 96.50 83.67 82.03 1956 Robert Bresson
57 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 86.34 95.85 84.37 83.03 1964 Stanley Kubrick
58 Paths of Glory 86.25 92.30 84.97 84.48 1957 Stanley Kubrick
59 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 86.24 88.75 85.61 84.31 2001 Peter Jackson
60 All About Eve 86.23 96.95 83.69 83.20 1950 Joseph L. Mankiewicz
61 Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back 86.21 86.93 87.05 83.29 1980 Irvin Kershner
62 High and Low 86.16 86.55 86.08 84.26 1963 Akira Kurosawa
63 The Great Dictator 86.15 91.10 84.25 85.03 1940 Charlie Chaplin
64 The Silence of the Lambs 86.12 88.68 85.29 84.17 1991 Jonathan Demme
65 2001: A Space Odyssey 86.06 88.35 82.93 81.54 1968 Stanley Kubrick
66 North by Northwest 86.03 96.38 83.17 81.74 1959 Alfred Hitchcock
67 Double Indemnity 85.91 94.38 83.84 83.12 1944 Billy Wilder
68 Ugetsu 85.91 97.25 82.69 81.91 1953 Kenji Mizoguchi
69 Woman in the Dunes 85.91 93.95 84.71 83.77 1964 Hiroshi Teshigahara
70 Sansho the Bailiff 85.88 95.50 84.24 82.21 1954 Kenji Mizoguchi
71 Once Upon a Time in America 85.87 86.10 83.84 85.53 1984 Sergio Leone
72 City of God 85.86 84.08 86.39 84.00 2002 Fernando Meirelles, Kátia Lund
73 Late Spring 85.81 94.75 83.74 82.27 1949 Yasujirō Ozu
74 Barry Lyndon 85.80 87.95 82.44 82.30 1975 Stanley Kubrick
75 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 85.78 88.78 85.00 84.29 2002 Peter Jackson
76 Raging Bull 85.77 90.48 82.01 81.80 1980 Martin Scorsese
77 Chinatown 85.72 94.08 83.32 80.69 1974 Roman Polanski
78 Alien 85.69 91.73 84.76 82.62 1979 Ridley Scott
79 Ran 85.68 94.70 83.93 82.52 1985 Akira Kurosawa
80 The Seventh Seal 85.67 92.10 83.52 82.13 1957 Ingmar Bergman
81 The Kid 85.61 92.85 82.91 84.94 1921 Charlie Chaplin
82 Wild Strawberries 85.51 90.05 83.38 82.24 1957 Ingmar Bergman
83 A Brighter Summer Day 85.50 93.38 84.07 81.01 1991 Edward Yang
84 85.48 91.20 82.59 81.09 1963 Federico Fellini
85 The Pianist 85.38 88.69 83.31 84.80 2002 Roman Polanski
86 The World of Apu 85.38 93.20 84.38 83.09 1959 Satyajit Ray
87 La Dolce Vita 85.37 94.38 81.40 80.48 1960 Federico Fellini
88 Star Wars 85.33 90.03 85.22 81.92 1977 George Lucas
89 The Best of Youth 85.31 88.78 85.31 83.64 2003 Marco Tullio Giordana
90 The Gold Rush 85.29 94.55 81.93 83.59 1925 Charlie Chaplin
91 The Third Man 85.26 96.50 82.91 80.21 1949 Carol Reed
92 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre 85.20 96.68 82.77 81.81 1948 John Huston
93 I Am Cuba 85.18 93.60 82.00 83.44 1964 Mikhail Kalatozov
94 The Lives of Others 85.14 89.03 84.12 82.73 2006 Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck
95 Witness for the Prosecution 85.13 92.65 83.67 84.99 1957 Billy Wilder
96 Touch of Evil 85.11 95.70 81.36 79.65 1958 Orson Welles
97 WALL-E 85.10 92.09 82.82 82.64 2008 Andrew Stanton
98 Scenes from a Marriage 85.02 86.85 84.80 83.06 1974 Ingmar Bergman
99 To Be or Not to Be 84.99 89.58 82.52 83.39 1942 Ernst Lubitsch
100 A Separation 84.92 94.24 83.34 80.90 2011 Asghar Farhadi
101 The Night of the Hunter 84.91 96.93 81.17 79.06 1955 Charles Laughton
102 Three Colors: Red 84.87 96.78 83.32 80.78 1994 Krzysztof Kieślowski
103 Yojimbo 84.87 91.55 83.85 82.99 1961 Akira Kurosawa
104 Back to the Future 84.85 89.38 84.47 81.94 1985 Robert Zemeckis
105 My Neighbor Totoro 84.84 87.53 83.44 83.17 1988 Hayao Miyazaki
106 In the Mood for Love 84.84 83.87 82.55 81.20 2000 Wong Kar-wai
107 Princess Mononoke 84.83 81.18 85.02 84.24 1999 Hayao Miyazaki
108 Saving Private Ryan 84.82 90.35 83.94 82.50 1998 Steven Spielberg
109 Cinema Paradiso 84.78 82.30 84.73 83.43 1988 Giuseppe Tornatore
110 La Jetée 84.75 89.25 83.27 81.80 1962 Chris Marker
111 The Wages of Fear 84.71 94.60 82.99 82.80 1953 Henri-Georges Clouzot
112 Das Boot 84.68 90.13 83.62 82.71 1981 Wolfgang Petersen
113 Fight Club 84.65 71.18 86.39 84.95 1999 David Fincher
114 Nights of Cabiria 84.64 92.25 82.72 83.13 1957 Federico Fellini
115 La Strada 84.61 92.60 80.79 82.78 1954 Federico Fellini
116 Amadeus 84.53 89.55 82.88 82.59 1984 Miloš Forman
117 Forrest Gump 84.50 76.90 83.06 86.12 1994 Robert Zemeckis
118 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 84.49 90.41 85.03 81.69 2018 Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman, Bob Persichetti
119 The Lion King 84.45 88.28 77.22 84.09 1994 Rob Minkoff, Roger Allers
120 Inception 84.43 82.07 84.18 84.17 2010 Christopher Nolan
121 Whiplash 84.42 89.53 84.87 81.96 2014 Damien Chazelle
122 The Shop Around the Corner 84.40 94.43 80.85 82.37 1940 Ernst Lubitsch
123 Rififi 84.38 92.00 83.03 81.58 1955 Jules Dassin
124 Umberto D. 84.38 92.63 82.20 81.75 1952 Vittorio De Sica
125 Army of Shadows 84.37 95.30 82.98 80.50 1969 Jean-Pierre Melville
126 Blade Runner 84.34 85.85 82.57 80.29 1982 Ridley Scott
127 Samurai Rebellion 84.33 89.05 82.85 83.84 1967 Masaki Kobayashi
128 Close-Up 84.31 85.70 81.99 80.69 1990 Abbas Kiarostami
129 The Circus 84.29 90.35 81.69 83.14 1928 Charlie Chaplin
130 Raiders of the Lost Ark 84.19 89.33 84.31 80.57 1981 Steven Spielberg
131 Grand Illusion 84.18 95.35 81.85 79.78 1937 Jean Renoir
132 A Clockwork Orange 84.18 82.78 82.37 82.51 1971 Stanley Kubrick
133 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 84.07 89.37 83.36 80.57 2004 Michel Gondry
134 A Woman Under the Influence 84.01 87.40 82.51 80.40 1974 John Cassavetes
135 The Cranes Are Flying 84.00 89.30 82.76 82.40 1957 Mikhail Kalatozov
136 Yi Yi 83.91 91.25 82.48 79.64 2000 Edward Yang
137 To Kill a Mockingbird 83.91 89.13 81.98 82.20 1962 Robert Mulligan
138 The Matrix 83.90 77.78 84.54 83.06 1999 Wachowski Sisters
139 The Sting 83.90 85.73 82.71 83.36 1973 George Roy Hill
140 The Mother and the Whore 83.87 94.55 81.24 79.82 1973 Jean Eustache
141 Se7en 83.86 72.15 84.91 84.48 1995 David Fincher
142 Early Summer 83.85 94.45 82.19 82.01 1951 Yasujirō Ozu
143 Werckmeister Harmonies 83.80 91.73 80.89 81.93 2000 Béla Tarr, Ágnes Hranitzky
144 Coco 83.80 86.21 82.73 83.66 2017 Adrian Molina, Lee Unkrich
145 Toy Story 83.76 95.03 82.30 80.15 1995 John Lasseter
146 It Happened One Night 83.76 90.83 81.46 81.76 1934 Frank Capra
147 Reservoir Dogs 83.74 84.68 83.12 81.99 1992 Quentin Tarantino
148 Unforgiven 83.73 88.55 82.24 81.59 1992 Clint Eastwood
149 The Deer Hunter 83.73 87.68 80.57 82.06 1978 Michael Cimino
150 The Young and the Damned 83.72 87.10 82.58 80.82 1950 Luis Buñuel
151 The Best Years of Our Lives 83.68 92.63 81.19 81.20 1946 William Wyler
152 The Leopard 83.66 97.30 79.56 79.57 1963 Luchino Visconti
153 Time of the Gypsies 83.65 86.05 83.31 82.29 1988 Emir Kusturica
154 Ali: Fear Eats the Soul 83.61 96.70 80.51 79.97 1974 Rainer Werner Fassbinder
155 Raise the Red Lantern 83.57 90.25 82.37 81.81 1991 Zhang Yimou
156 Terminator 2: Judgment Day 83.57 82.00 84.11 81.83 1991 James Cameron
157 The Shining 83.55 75.35 84.08 81.80 1980 Stanley Kubrick
158 Viridiana 83.54 92.95 80.68 80.81 1961 Luis Buñuel
159 Portrait of a Lady on Fire 83.52 93.59 83.08 80.02 2019 Céline Sciamma
160 Greed 83.51 97.05 80.65 80.64 1924 Erich von Stroheim
161 Gone with the Wind 83.48 92.90 80.01 81.68 1939 Victor Fleming
162 There Will Be Blood 83.48 89.65 81.91 79.02 2007 Paul Thomas Anderson
163 L.A. Confidential 83.46 91.63 82.08 80.81 1997 Curtis Hanson
164 Paris, Texas 83.46 83.95 82.89 81.66 1984 Wim Wenders
165 Throne of Blood 83.45 91.30 82.18 81.49 1957 Akira Kurosawa
166 Toy Story 3 83.43 93.55 81.61 80.32 2010 Lee Unkrich
167 Memento 83.43 85.20 83.78 80.76 2000 Christopher Nolan
168 On the Waterfront 83.37 93.00 82.23 79.52 1954 Elia Kazan
169 Trip to the Moon 83.37 94.70 79.96 82.83 1902 Georges Méliès
170 The Rules of the Game 83.33 96.55 80.45 78.02 1939 Jean Renoir
171 Red Beard 83.32 74.15 83.41 83.27 1965 Akira Kurosawa
172 The Grapes of Wrath 83.32 95.45 80.42 80.34 1940 John Ford
173 Au Hasard Balthazar 83.29 98.08 77.93 77.54 1966 Robert Bresson
174 Autumn Sonata 83.29 84.85 83.09 82.66 1978 Ingmar Bergman
175 Annie Hall 83.28 93.18 80.58 80.58 1977 Woody Allen
176 The Conformist 83.27 96.68 79.92 78.58 1970 Bernardo Bertolucci
177 Rocco and His Brothers 83.24 84.73 81.95 81.68 1960 Luchino Visconti
178 Dersu Uzala 83.23 74.75 82.35 83.37 1975 Akira Kurosawa
179 Cool Hand Luke 83.21 93.05 82.22 79.83 1967 Stuart Rosenberg
180 Monty Python and the Holy Grail 83.18 91.98 82.96 79.30 1975 Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
181 Le Samouraï 83.18 92.35 82.45 79.40 1967 Jean-Pierre Melville
182 Aliens 83.18 88.73 83.29 79.61 1986 James Cameron
183 PlayTime 83.16 93.50 80.22 78.80 1967 Jacques Tati
184 The Bridge on the River Kwai 83.14 90.58 81.93 80.24 1957 David Lean
185 The Red Shoes 83.13 93.15 82.82 79.96 1948 Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
186 American Beauty 83.10 87.15 81.93 81.13 1999 Sam Mendes
187 To Live 83.10 84.00 82.16 82.46 1994 Zhang Yimou
188 Battleship Potemkin 83.10 95.85 77.81 80.41 1925 Sergei Eisenstein
189 Day of Wrath 83.09 93.40 81.07 81.29 1943 Carl Theodor Dreyer
190 All Quiet on the Western Front 83.07 92.85 80.05 81.48 1930 Lewis Milestone
191 It's Such a Beautiful Day 83.07 91.25 83.62 79.77 2012 Don Hertzfeldt
192 Full Metal Jacket 83.06 81.53 82.21 82.54 1987 Stanley Kubrick
193 The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari 83.05 96.40 79.84 81.83 1920 Robert Wiene
194 Kes 83.03 97.80 79.59 80.55 1969 Ken Loach
195 The Usual Suspects 83.02 80.23 84.08 81.48 1995 Bryan Singer
196 The Cameraman 83.00 93.90 80.77 81.57 1928 Edward Segdwick, Buster Keaton
197 Aparajito 83.00 90.90 81.81 81.20 1956 Satyajit Ray
198 The Elephant Man 83.00 83.00 82.10 81.87 1980 David Lynch
199 Rebecca 82.98 90.08 81.08 80.93 1940 Alfred Hitchcock
200 Make Way for Tomorrow 82.97 95.80 81.72 80.14 1937 Leo McCarey
201 The Great Escape 82.97 87.68 82.29 80.66 1963 John Sturges
202 Your Name 82.97 84.55 84.07 81.29 2016 Makoto Shinkai
203 Limelight 82.92 88.00 79.85 83.02 1952 Charlie Chaplin
204 Breathless 82.92 91.95 78.88 79.10 1960 Jean-Luc Godard
205 Underground 82.91 80.75 81.26 82.64 1995 Emir Kusturica
206 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance 82.88 91.90 81.08 79.53 1962 John Ford
207 Aguirre: The Wrath of God 82.87 94.55 80.46 78.62 1972 Werner Herzog
208 Oldboy 82.86 78.98 84.00 81.27 2003 Park Chan-wook
209 Up 82.84 90.28 81.32 80.86 2009 Pete Docter
210 Anatomy of a Murder 82.84 94.00 80.57 80.02 1959 Otto Preminger
211 The Wild Bunch 82.84 90.35 79.45 80.12 1969 Sam Peckinpah
212 The Hunt 82.75 82.08 82.79 82.62 2012 Thomas Vinterberg
213 Il Sorpasso 82.74 95.75 82.84 79.57 1962 Dino Risi
214 The Last Laugh 82.74 95.25 79.47 81.61 1924 F. W. Murnau
215 A Streetcar Named Desire 82.73 94.60 79.89 80.26 1951 Elia Kazan
216 Life Is Beautiful 82.73 68.45 83.60 85.57 1997 Roberto Benigni
217 A Short Film About Love 82.71 87.10 81.90 81.89 1988 Krzysztof Kieślowski
218 The Shop on Main Street 82.71 94.45 82.15 80.43 1965 Ján Kadár, Elmar Klos
219 Rio Bravo 82.71 92.10 80.46 79.80 1959 Howard Hawks
220 Roman Holiday 82.70 84.55 80.74 82.42 1953 William Wyler
221 Ivan's Childhood 82.69 94.80 81.25 80.37 1962 Andrei Tarkovsky
222 The Exterminating Angel 82.68 91.10 81.66 80.17 1962 Luis Buñuel
223 Trainspotting 82.68 85.20 81.57 81.21 1996 Danny Boyle
224 The Last Picture Show 82.67 94.15 79.90 79.56 1971 Peter Bogdanovich
225 The Truman Show 82.64 89.63 79.70 82.15 1998 Peter Weir
226 Memories of Murder 82.64 82.88 82.68 80.94 2003 Bong Joon-ho
227 Faust 82.62 89.70 80.23 81.94 1926 F. W. Murnau
228 Sans Soleil 82.62 83.90 79.45 80.51 1983 Chris Marker
229 Song of the Sea 82.57 87.63 80.59 82.23 2014 Tomm Moore
230 Léon: The Professional 82.55 67.38 84.05 84.07 1994 Luc Besson
231 Fargo 82.54 87.45 82.36 79.19 1996 Coen Brothers
232 Solaris 82.54 89.95 80.91 79.69 1972 Andrei Tarkovsky
233 Sweet Smell of Success 82.52 96.53 80.81 77.62 1957 Alexander Mackendrick
234 For a Few Dollars More 82.52 79.28 82.38 83.15 1965 Sergio Leone
235 White Heat 82.51 90.65 80.77 81.24 1949 Raoul Walsh
236 Brief Encounter 82.50 88.35 80.81 81.03 1945 David Lean
237 Wings of Desire 82.49 85.70 81.30 80.42 1987 Wim Wenders
238 Diabolique 82.47 90.70 81.27 80.73 1955 Henri-Georges Clouzot
239 An Autumn Afternoon 82.45 91.95 81.68 79.85 1962 Yasujirō Ozu
240 The Tale of the Princess Kaguya 82.44 90.63 81.16 80.43 2013 Isao Takahata
241 Amarcord 82.41 85.95 79.26 80.73 1973 Federico Fellini
242 Heat 82.40 79.08 82.03 81.73 1995 Michael Mann
243 L'Atalante 82.40 95.60 78.32 78.10 1934 Jean Vigo
244 Django Unchained 82.39 83.44 82.23 81.94 2012 Quentin Tarantino
245 Jeanne Dielman, 23 Commerce Quay, 1080 Brussels 82.38 95.50 78.73 79.69 1975 Chantal Akerman
246 Kind Hearts and Coronets 82.38 95.60 80.80 79.72 1949 Robert Hamer
247 Dog Day Afternoon 82.37 88.40 81.11 79.80 1975 Sidney Lumet
248 Forbidden Games 82.37 93.75 80.36 80.99 1952 René Clément
249 The Crowd 82.35 93.35 79.21 81.23 1928 King Vidor
250 Notorious 82.35 96.78 79.96 78.21 1946 Alfred Hitchcock
251 Mary and Max 82.35 88.05 80.95 82.42 2009 Adam Elliot
252 Persepolis 82.34 88.95 80.09 80.77 2007 Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud
253 Howl's Moving Castle 82.33 78.71 82.63 83.10 2004 Hayao Miyazaki
254 Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind 82.33 85.10 81.54 82.03 1984 Hayao Miyazaki
255 Safety Last! 82.33 92.25 80.95 81.10 1923 Fred C. Newmeyer, Sam Taylor
256 Rosemary's Baby 82.32 94.78 79.99 78.69 1968 Roman Polanski
257 L'Avventura 82.32 92.10 79.08 78.03 1960 Michelangelo Antonioni
258 The Searchers 82.32 93.90 78.16 76.66 1956 John Ford
259 La Haine 82.30 90.60 82.38 79.56 1995 Mathieu Kassovitz
260 Three Colors: Blue 82.30 88.28 81.55 79.23 1993 Krzysztof Kieślowski
261 Chungking Express 82.30 79.95 82.29 80.73 1994 Wong Kar-wai
262 Inside Out 82.29 93.66 80.27 79.85 2015 Pete Docter
263 Where is the Friend's Home? 82.28 89.25 81.22 80.21 1987 Abbas Kiarostami
264 Cries and Whispers 82.27 85.45 81.02 80.80 1972 Ingmar Bergman
265 Napoleon 82.22 93.25 81.89 78.99 1927 Abel Gance
266 Paper Moon 82.19 83.08 81.37 81.29 1973 Peter Bogdanovich
267 The Spirit of the Beehive 82.17 89.83 79.31 78.91 1973 Víctor Erice
268 A Special Day 82.16 90.20 81.11 81.25 1977 Ettore Scola
269 Nostalghia 82.15 83.00 80.91 81.23 1983 Andrei Tarkovsky
270 Network 82.13 85.45 82.36 79.08 1976 Sidney Lumet
271 L'Eclisse 82.11 84.70 79.78 78.81 1962 Michelangelo Antonioni
272 Mr. Smith Goes to Washington 82.09 80.83 81.78 81.15 1939 Frank Capra
273 Sanjuro 82.09 91.90 81.67 80.85 1962 Akira Kurosawa
274 Badlands 82.06 93.38 79.77 77.21 1973 Terrence Malick
275 Vivre Sa Vie 82.06 85.20 80.12 79.83 1962 Jean-Luc Godard
276 Nobody Knows 82.06 87.18 81.12 81.15 2004 Hirokazu Koreeda
277 No Country for Old Men 82.05 90.68 80.56 78.47 2007 Coen Brothers
278 Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring 82.05 86.05 80.76 80.62 2003 Kim Ki-duk
279 La Notte 82.04 78.35 81.45 81.11 1961 Michelangelo Antonioni
280 The Celebration 82.04 84.23 81.34 80.08 1998 Thomas Vinterberg
281 In the Name of the Father 82.04 84.90 81.14 81.85 1993 Jim Sheridan
282 I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang 82.02 89.55 80.18 81.56 1932 Mervyn LeRoy
283 Shoplifters 82.01 92.39 80.60 79.31 2018 Hirokazu Koreeda
284 Finding Nemo 82.01 92.60 80.13 78.76 2003 Andrew Stanton, Lee Unkrich
285 Z 81.98 87.55 82.21 79.59 1969 Costa-Gavras
286 The Phantom Carriage 81.96 95.00 80.01 80.32 1921 Victor Sjöström
287 Manhattan 81.95 86.23 80.50 79.81 1979 Woody Allen
288 Rome, Open City 81.94 95.40 80.45 79.27 1945 Robert Rossellini
289 Children of Heaven 81.93 80.15 81.24 82.01 1997 Majid Majidi
290 The Green Mile 81.92 71.93 82.95 84.38 1999 Frank Darabont
291 The Iron Giant 81.91 86.61 80.88 79.95 1999 Brad Bird
292 The Sacrifice 81.90 80.30 80.47 81.37 1986 Andrei Tarkovsky
293 The Philadelphia Story 81.90 94.95 79.79 77.86 1940 George Cukor
294 The Twilight Samurai 81.90 86.10 81.07 81.13 2002 Yôji Yamada
295 Before Sunset 81.88 87.79 81.42 78.41 2004 Richard Linklater
296 Before Sunrise 81.86 84.40 82.24 79.44 1995 Richard Linklater
297 Castle in the Sky 81.85 81.63 81.49 82.06 1986 Hayao Miyazaki
298 The Departed 81.84 86.92 82.82 79.04 2006 Martin Scorsese
299 Brazil 81.83 90.23 80.61 78.37 1985 Terry Gilliam
300 Incendies 81.81 83.85 81.88 80.74 2011 Denis Villenueve
301 The Maltese Falcon 81.81 95.65 80.24 77.28 1941 John Huston
302 The Wizard of Oz 81.77 98.03 79.38 77.17 1939 Victor Fleming
303 Le Cercle Rouge 81.76 90.03 80.81 78.54 1970 Jean-Pierre Melville
304 Monsieur Verdoux 81.76 89.80 78.55 81.34 1947 Charlie Chaplin
305 The Return 81.72 84.85 80.02 80.96 2003 Andrey Zvyagintsev
306 Secrets & Lies 81.71 90.73 80.29 78.66 1996 Mike Leigh
307 The Hidden Fortress 81.70 91.25 80.79 80.72 1958 Akira Kurosawa
308 Pan's Labyrinth 81.69 92.59 81.60 76.08 2006 Guillermo del Toro
309 Amélie 81.69 79.64 81.96 80.27 2004 Jean-Pierre Jeunet
310 Ben-Hur 81.67 86.93 79.86 80.22 1959 William Wyler
311 Fitzcarraldo 81.67 75.80 81.06 81.21 1982 Werner Herzog
312 American History X 81.63 70.13 83.58 83.00 1998 Tony Kaye
313 Ace in the Hole 81.62 79.10 80.88 81.36 1951 Billy Wilder
314 Capernaum 81.62 81.83 80.52 82.18 2018 Nadine Labaki
315 Still Walking 81.61 90.30 80.92 79.48 2008 Hirokazu Koreeda
316 All About My Mother 81.61 88.77 79.56 78.80 1999 Pedro Almodóvar
317 The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie 81.60 92.28 78.82 78.83 1972 Luis Buñuel
318 Platoon 81.60 88.70 79.52 80.45 1986 Oliver Stone
319 Farewell My Concubine 81.60 80.50 80.49 81.04 1993 Chen Kaige
320 Letter from an Unknown Woman 81.59 93.10 79.84 79.31 1948 Max Ophüls
321 The Grand Budapest Hotel 81.58 87.64 80.72 79.19 2014 Wes Anderson
322 The Virgin Spring 81.58 82.45 80.70 80.66 1960 Ingmar Bergman
323 The Red Balloon 81.57 90.20 79.93 80.30 1956 Albert Lamorisse
324 Stagecoach 81.57 94.58 77.69 78.94 1939 John Ford
325 Mulholland Drive 81.56 80.61 79.60 77.87 2001 David Lynch
326 A Matter of Life and Death 81.49 92.60 81.91 76.27 1946 Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
327 High Noon 81.48 90.58 79.27 78.94 1952 Fred Zinnemann
328 Orpheus 81.48 96.20 79.88 78.90 1950 Jean Cocteau
329 Life of Brian 81.47 82.98 80.78 79.81 1979 Terry Jones
330 Casino 81.46 74.23 81.54 81.75 1995 Martin Scorsese
331 Kagemusha 81.44 82.93 80.01 80.43 1980 Akira Kurosawa
332 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid 81.43 76.08 80.53 81.85 1969 George Roy Hill
333 In a Lonely Place 81.43 92.45 80.42 78.77 1950 Nicholas Ray
334 Scarface 81.43 71.30 81.97 82.18 1983 Brian De Palma
335 A Short Film About Killing 81.42 87.35 79.89 80.38 1988 Krzysztof Kieślowski
336 Beauty and the Beast 81.41 92.05 79.28 78.32 1946 Jean Cocteau
337 The Hustler 81.39 92.45 80.43 78.97 1961 Robert Rossen
338 Cléo from 5 to 7 81.38 91.65 80.03 79.11 1962 Agnès Varda
339 Fireworks 81.37 90.15 80.01 79.63 1997 Takeshi Kitano
340 Room 81.36 88.41 80.43 79.48 2015 Lenny Abrahamson
341 Mad Max: Fury Road 81.35 90.39 79.76 77.80 2015 George Miller
342 Steamboat Bill, Jr. 81.32 95.75 79.30 79.23 1928 Charles Reisner, Buster Keaton
343 Judgment at Nuremberg 81.31 71.58 82.24 83.03 1961 Stanley Kramer
344 The Straight Story 81.30 87.15 79.64 79.88 1999 David Lynch
345 Meshes of the Afternoon 81.29 96.25 77.91 79.99 1943 Maya Deren, Alexandr Hackenschmied
346 Alice in the Cities 81.28 86.70 79.60 80.20 1974 Wim Wenders
347 Akira 81.28 80.90 81.12 79.98 1988 Katsuhiro Otomo
348 Good Will Hunting 81.27 79.38 81.97 81.05 1997 Gus Van Sant
349 The Miracle Worker 81.25 85.15 78.88 81.55 1962 Arthur Penn
350 Talk to Her 81.25 87.48 79.33 78.71 2002 Pedro Almodóvar
351 The Graduate 81.24 85.58 78.91 79.97 1967 Mike Nichols
352 Beauty and the Beast 81.22 92.28 79.20 78.77 1991 Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise
353 The Heiress 81.19 94.45 80.20 79.76 1949 William Wyler
354 Fantasia 81.18 93.03 76.76 79.95 1940 Samuel Armstrong, James Algar
355 Au Revoir les Enfants 81.18 94.25 80.14 78.92 1987 Louis Malle
356 Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri 81.18 88.62 79.36 79.90 2017 Martin McDonagh
357 Inglourious Basterds 81.17 79.05 81.06 80.51 2009 Quentin Tarantino
358 Elevator to the Gallows 81.16 90.45 79.31 78.56 1958 Louis Malle
359 Gladiator 81.16 75.39 81.69 81.52 2000 Ridley Scott
360 Through a Glass Darkly 81.15 93.60 81.11 78.86 1961 Ingmar Bergman
361 Million Dollar Baby 81.15 87.41 77.43 80.72 2004 Clint Eastwood
362 Days of Heaven 81.15 90.75 80.19 77.08 1978 Terrence Malick
363 Do the Right Thing 81.15 90.78 80.26 77.04 1989 Spike Lee
364 Out of the Past 81.14 91.40 80.73 77.92 1947 Jacques Tourneur
365 Strangers on a Train 81.11 93.30 80.01 78.68 1951 Alfred Hitchcock
366 Blue Velvet 81.11 83.48 78.98 77.09 1986 David Lynch
367 That Obscure Object of Desire 81.09 89.40 79.59 78.11 1977 Luis Buñuel
368 What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? 81.08 80.23 80.74 80.75 1962 Robert Aldrich
369 My Night at Maud's 81.07 88.15 79.51 79.42 1969 Éric Rohmer
370 The Earrings of Madame de… 81.07 92.15 80.36 77.05 1953 Max Ophüls
371 The Conversation 81.04 89.23 80.03 77.44 1974 Francis Ford Coppola
372 The Killing 81.03 91.50 79.51 79.21 1956 Stanley Kubrick
373 The Servant 81.03 87.83 79.45 78.57 1963 Joseph Losey
374 The Intouchables 81.03 67.15 82.13 84.70 2011 Olivier Nakache, Éric Toledano
375 The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp 81.01 94.15 81.57 75.44 1943 Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
376 Jaws 81.01 90.98 79.91 75.70 1975 Steven Spielberg
377 Winter Light 81.01 73.55 81.51 79.95 1963 Ingmar Bergman
378 Love Exposure 81.01 80.88 82.23 79.55 2008 Sion Sono
379 Hiroshima Mon Amour 81.00 92.95 80.13 77.99 1959 Alain Resnais
380 Day for Night 80.98 92.55 80.21 78.27 1973 François Truffaut
381 Ratatouille 80.97 92.73 78.72 78.68 2007 Brad Bird
382 Ghost in the Shell 80.97 81.43 79.98 81.15 1995 Mamoru Oshii
383 Germany Year Zero 80.95 92.00 77.80 80.03 1948 Roberto Rossellini
384 Spotlight 80.93 93.00 79.75 77.55 2015 Tom McCarthy
385 Die Hard 80.93 79.58 81.11 79.43 1988 John McTiernan
386 Laura 80.93 93.80 79.70 78.47 1944 Otto Preminger
387 Sleuth 80.93 89.95 79.16 80.87 1972 Joseph L. Mankiewicz
388 The Diving Bell and the Butterfly 80.92 88.64 79.69 77.84 2007 Julian Schnabel
389 The Handmaiden 80.92 85.99 82.55 77.41 2016 Park Chan-wook
390 Stand by Me 80.90 80.20 81.28 79.54 1986 Rob Reiner
391 Wolf Children 80.90 80.15 80.40 81.27 2012 Mamoru Hosoda
392 Marriage Story 80.88 92.86 79.40 77.75 2019 Noam Baumbach
393 Shoeshine 80.87 93.75 79.02 79.38 1946 Vittorio De Sica
394 Freaks 80.85 84.70 77.66 80.31 1932 Tod Browning
395 Nosferatu 80.85 93.75 78.29 79.14 1922 F. W. Murnau
396 Dial M for Murder 80.84 77.60 81.17 81.31 1954 Alfred Hitchcock
397 Amour 80.81 90.90 77.74 78.19 2012 Michael Haneke
398 12 Years a Slave 80.80 94.00 79.74 76.94 2013 Steve McQueen
399 The Nightmare Before Christmas 80.77 85.38 79.26 79.69 1993 Henry Selick
400 Cabaret 80.77 84.68 77.34 80.69 1972 Bob Fosse
401 Central Station 80.77 83.28 80.91 78.52 1998 Walter Salles
402 Landscape in the Mist 80.74 71.35 80.76 80.28 1988 Theo Angelopoulos
403 1917 80.73 84.37 80.65 79.33 2019 Sam Mendes
404 Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages 80.71 93.98 75.69 78.01 1916 D. W. Griffith
405 Call Me by Your Name 80.71 91.25 79.43 77.87 2017 Luca Guadagnino
406 Midnight Cowboy 80.71 82.98 79.10 79.50 1969 John Schlesinger
407 Shadow of a Doubt 80.70 94.38 79.31 76.04 1943 Alfred Hitchcock
408 Interstellar 80.70 74.16 81.30 82.25 2014 Christopher Nolan
409 Hannah and Her Sisters 80.69 88.95 79.15 77.98 1986 Woody Allen
410 Monsters, Inc. 80.68 85.29 79.37 80.08 2001 Pete Docter, David Silverman
411 The Testament of Dr. Mabuse 80.65 85.85 79.40 79.38 1933 Fritz Lang
412 Downfall 80.64 83.53 81.54 78.55 2004 Oliver Hirschbiegel
413 Being There 80.64 87.30 79.42 78.06 1979 Hal Ashby
414 The Killer 80.63 92.60 79.27 78.66 1989 John Woo
415 My Left Foot: The Story of Christy Brown 80.63 93.23 78.13 79.15 1989 Jim Sheridan
416 Jean de Florette 80.60 88.40 80.18 79.69 1986 Claude Berri
417 The Big Lebowski 80.57 74.80 82.28 78.57 1998 Coen Brothers
418 The King's Speech 80.57 90.86 78.50 78.59 2010 Tom Hooper
419 Whisper of the Heart 80.55 79.98 80.80 80.31 1995 Yoshifumi Kondō
420 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 80.54 93.08 77.22 77.82 1982 Steven Spielberg
421 Infernal Affairs 80.54 79.83 79.92 80.22 2002 Andrew Lau, Alan Mak
422 The Prestige 80.54 72.22 82.71 81.38 2006 Christopher Nolan
423 Our Hospitality 80.54 92.85 77.72 79.58 1923 Buster Keaton, John G. Blystone
424 Zootopia 80.53 85.22 78.84 80.18 2016 Byron Howard, Rich Moore
425 Toy Story 2 80.49 92.59 78.51 77.05 1999 John Lasseter, Ash Brannon, Lee Unkrich
426 Klaus 80.48 75.00 81.07 81.41 2019 Sergio Pablos
427 The Big Sleep 80.45 92.10 79.74 77.58 1946 Howard Hawks
428 Ford v Ferrari 80.45 83.94 79.37 80.01 2019 James Mangold
429 Dead Poets Society 80.44 78.70 79.43 80.75 1989 Peter Weir
430 The Terminator 80.43 89.08 78.26 78.13 1984 James Cameron
431 Naked 80.43 84.48 80.39 77.34 1993 Mike Leigh
432 Dangal 80.41 83.00 79.68 80.56 2016 Nitesh Tiwari
433 Kwaidan 80.40 81.80 79.75 79.42 1964 Masaki Kobayashi
434 The Man Who Would Be King 80.40 90.55 78.24 77.79 1975 John Huston
435 Wild Tales 80.38 82.57 80.48 79.22 2014 Damián Szifron
436 Groundhog Day 80.38 80.08 79.31 79.35 1993 Harold Ramis
437 Catch Me If You Can 80.38 83.44 78.74 80.57 2002 Steven Spielberg
438 I Vitelloni 80.36 90.28 77.64 78.06 1953 Federico Fellini
439 The Big Heat 80.35 92.90 79.27 77.87 1953 Fritz Lang
440 The Double Life of Véronique 80.35 82.63 80.19 77.87 1991 Krzysztof Kieślowski
441 Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? 80.35 82.58 80.19 78.43 1966 Mike Nichols
442 Requiem for a Dream 80.33 71.39 81.39 80.93 2000 Darren Aronofsky
443 Rope 80.33 79.20 80.31 79.30 1948 Alfred Hitchcock
444 Love and Death 80.33 89.83 77.55 78.50 1975 Woody Allen
445 The Remains of the Day 80.29 86.88 78.75 78.80 1993 James Ivory
446 Jules and Jim 80.28 93.70 78.30 77.94 1962 François Truffaut
447 The Gospel According to Matthew 80.28 88.30 76.50 78.52 1964 Pier Paolo Pasolini
448 How to Train Your Dragon 80.27 81.97 79.45 80.24 2010 Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois
449 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 80.27 88.50 78.81 78.53 2011 David Yates
450 Cat on a Hot Tin Roof 80.26 87.05 79.46 79.79 1958 Richard Brooks
451 The French Connection 80.26 93.35 78.04 76.89 1971 William Friedkin
452 Opening Night 80.25 78.05 80.50 79.25 1977 John Cassavetes
453 Hotel Rwanda 80.24 84.54 79.34 79.40 2004 Terry George
454 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days 80.22 92.51 77.76 76.22 2007 Cristian Mungiu
455 Tampopo 80.22 92.40 81.20 77.01 1985 Juzo Itami
456 Scarface 80.22 93.50 76.43 79.55 1932 Howard Hawks, Howard Hughes
457 The Face of Another 80.21 87.50 79.61 79.34 1966 Hiroshi Teshigahara
458 The Roaring Twenties 80.21 86.20 77.79 80.68 1939 Raoul Walsh
459 Pickpocket 80.20 93.80 76.41 76.47 1959 Robert Bresson
460 Kiki's Delivery Service 80.20 85.45 79.87 78.84 1989 Hayao Miyazaki
461 A Prophet 80.19 89.61 79.53 76.14 2009 Jacques Audiard
462 Zelig 80.19 90.00 76.50 80.29 1983 Woody Allen
463 Trouble in Paradise 80.18 88.20 79.35 77.62 1932 Ernst Lubitsch
464 Gran Torino 80.17 76.27 78.57 82.36 2008 Clint Eastwood
465 Last Year at Marienbad 80.16 88.25 78.29 77.37 1961 Alain Resnais
466 All the President's Men 80.15 85.95 80.48 76.46 1976 Alan J. Pakula
467 Breaking the Waves 80.15 79.85 78.46 79.55 1996 Lars von Trier
468 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 80.14 74.28 81.44 80.57 1989 Steven Spielberg
469 Divorce Italian Style 80.12 91.00 79.28 78.26 1961 Pietro Germi
470 Edward Scissorhands 80.12 78.65 78.09 80.73 1990 Tim Burton
471 The Thing 80.12 67.98 82.60 79.34 1982 John Carpenter
472 Perfect Blue 80.11 74.05 80.91 80.09 1997 Satoshi Kon
473 Down by Law 80.10 79.03 78.98 79.61 1986 Jim Jarmusch
474 Bringing Up Baby 80.10 90.75 78.25 76.45 1938 Howard Hawks
475 The Phantom of Liberty 80.09 85.10 78.89 78.66 1974 Luis Buñuel
476 Bonnie and Clyde 80.07 85.38 78.16 78.23 1967 Arthur Penn
477 The Incredibles 80.07 89.69 79.77 75.78 2004 Brad Bird
478 Rocky 80.04 79.73 79.17 79.29 1976 John G. Avildsen
479 His Girl Friday 80.03 94.15 79.24 76.72 1940 Howard Hawks
480 Mommy 80.03 80.79 80.39 79.13 2014 Xavier Dolan
481 Mon Oncle 80.03 88.00 78.03 78.76 1958 Jacques Tati
482 My Fair Lady 79.99 91.85 77.53 78.00 1964 George Cukor
483 Charade 79.98 85.55 79.37 78.72 1963 Stanley Donen
484 Stalag 17 79.95 87.13 79.62 77.79 1953 Billy Wilder
485 Boyhood 79.95 97.08 76.08 75.95 2014 Richard Linklater
486 The Secret in Their Eyes 79.95 82.49 81.27 77.67 2009 Juan José Campanella
487 Ninotchka 79.95 90.15 77.99 78.50 1939 Ernst Lubitsch
488 Pierrot le Fou 79.94 81.75 77.84 76.65 1965 Jean-Luc Godard
489 The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser 79.94 89.10 78.30 78.27 1974 Werner Herzog
490 Stroszek 79.94 88.40 79.50 77.77 1977 Werner Herzog
491 A Hard Day's Night 79.93 93.73 76.82 77.08 1964 Richard Lester
492 Onibaba 79.90 74.75 79.42 79.96 1964 Kaneto Shindo
493 Repulsion 79.85 92.68 77.29 76.57 1965 Roman Polanski
494 Like Stars on Earth 79.85 80.50 79.54 79.86 2007 Aamir Khan, Amole Gupte
495 Duck Soup 79.84 92.33 79.01 74.92 1933 Leo McCarey
496 Carlito's Way 79.83 70.28 79.16 82.01 1993 Brian De Palma
497 Nashville 79.82 93.23 76.89 74.92 1975 Robert Altman
498 The Triplets of Belleville 79.82 88.97 76.57 78.66 2003 Sylvain Chomet
499 Dr. Mabuse the Gambler 79.81 85.10 76.88 79.98 1922 Fritz Lang
500 Gone Girl 79.79 83.03 79.32 78.87 2014 David Fincher
If you found this list interesting, I would really appreciate it if you can give my newish Youtube channel a subscribe. It would mean a lot. As always, if you know of or use any other movie website, definitely let me know. Thanks guys.
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2020.08.29 04:14 Nature_Freak69 Quite a few things from different subreddits I want to rant about.

So there have been some issues with some subreddits I'm a part of, and they don't seem to get any better either, so.....
Conservative: I thought this would be a subreddit for center center-right people like myself, where civil discussions, thoughts on the current political climate, etc could happen, and that's the way it was for a while. However, it became hyperpolarized as a result of Reddit's last big subreddit ban, which included just about all of the Trump fan club subs. As a result, they flooded over to this one, and I end up feeling like I'm scrolling through trump 2020 ads. If I wanted to do that I'd just watch youtube, so not my thing whatsoever.
PornhubComments, technicallythetruth, unexpectedMontyPython, and PewdiepieSubmissions: Put these all in the same group because they all have the same problem. They've all become circlejerks for the same joke, same gig, etc. I've seen like the same posts on technicallythetruth at least 20 times, and that's at least 15 times too many. I kind of feel like these subreddits naturally have dry spurs in terms of new content to post, which is fine, by all means. However, instead of not posting anything, people post the same joke/meme/whatever over and again. Hell, I feel like even memes sort of falls into this category, but at least their circlejerk is a bit more encompassing than "hehe Sive be a simp".
Finally, science, mildlyinfuriating, extremelyinfuriating, and nextfuckinglevel: kind of a mix of the first two paragraphs so naturally the best for last. It seems like they've become increasingly polarized and political over the COVID pandemic/lockdown time, and they don't make any sense. Like if I wanted to see about New Zealand's reaction to having 4 new cases, I'd visit Coronavirus, not science or nextfuckinglevel. Shouldn't the front page of science be more about recent advances in STEM fields or maybe a breakthrough in astronomy, instead of a difference in life expectancy in red and blue states, or you know, actual science? And then people will get "extremely infuriated" when you see a cop with his hand on his pistol grip during a traffic stop WHEN THAT IS WHAT THEY'RE LITERALLY TRAINED TO DO. If you have something political, post it on a political subreddit. When someone with immense talent does something absolutely insane, post it to nextfuckinglevel.

TLDR: Post stuff that actually fits that subreddit, and be creative. Downvote me into oblivion if you wish, idc. I'm just happy I got this frustration out.
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2020.08.14 07:45 do_until_false Because we don’t understand the Big Bang, women must dress with long sleeves

Because we don’t understand the Big Bang, women must dress with long sleeves
I can’t say it any better than Yuval Noah Harari:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw9P_ZXWDJU#t=18m45s
From the transcript:
It’s like a magic trick that when you come and talk about God – so how do you know that God exists, and so forth? People would say, well, the Big Bang and human consciousness, and science can’t explain this, and science can’t explain that. And this is true. And then like a magician swapping one card for another, they will, shh! Take out the mystery god and place the petty lawgiver, and you end up with something strange like, because we don’t understand the Big Bang, women must dress with long sleeves and men shouldn’t have sex together. And what’s the connection? I mean, how did you get from here to there? So I prefer to use different terms here. And it’s the same with religion. People understand very different things with this word. I tend to separate religions from spirituality. Spirituality is about questions. Religion is about answers.
The same thought is also in his book “21 Lessons for the 21st Century”, in chapter 13, “God”.
This “magic trick” is of course also at the core of the JW belief. It’s literally the outline of e.g. this public talk:

Public Talk 101 Outline (not making this up, not even the number!)
Talks and articles like this always reminded me of Monty Python’s hilarious “The Meaning of Life” film, the organ transplant scene and the Galaxy Song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY
https://preview.redd.it/tn0h4py3owg51.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0a5d9b7cdf5451da7a69195807c167b56e97b79
[...]The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can seeAre moving at a million miles a dayIn an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.We go 'round every two hundred million years,And our galaxy is only one of millions of billionsIn this amazing and expanding universe.[…]
Then, back on earth:
https://preview.redd.it/t8l07mxaowg51.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e04b1123df3dc308710721ecb15e2648f76f56e
MRS. BROWN: [sigh] Makes you feel so, sort of, insignificant, doesn't it?
MAN: Yeah. Yeah. [sniff] Can we have your liver, then?
MRS. BROWN: Yeah. All right. You talked me into it.
That's the basic principle: Make feel you insignificant, humble... then use this "weak" moment to force arbitrary stuff on you.
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2020.07.29 09:04 herkato5 Gender-flipped scene of the "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life" (1983) that has a teacher giving sex education

Meant to be silly and absurd film:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python%27s_The_Meaning_of_Life
In my opinion the only good part of that movie:
https://youtu.be/uDoQFcQEpOQ?t=252
Something like that, but gender flipped, and longer. Possibly having to be in porn hub, at least a longer edition, while shorter edition could be in youtube. The audience / students can be left not shown if that is too costly. In this case, gender flipped means female teacher.
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2020.07.03 16:29 markawebber 35 [M4F] - Reading, Uk. including voice sample and comparison pic 2010 - 2020 (also not into living with cats/dogs) - looking anywhere.

https://imgur.com/35FKLZm - I figured to try something different - a comparison pic of my crazy look when living in Berlin for two months back in 2010 - visited a place that sold mead in horns. With a more recent image where I actually try to stay slightly better groomed as compared to my 2010 self.
https://voca.ro/20vPjM0E3Y5 - I had nothing much to say out loud to the internet as a voice sample, so just read a Carl Sagan quote. I'm one of those common people that really dislike the sound of my voice. Even when I really try to listen objectively, I hear mispronounced words. Lots I dislike. HA!, it is what it is though, so figured to share it.
You could probably tell from the quote I read that I'm not religious-minded and sceptical humanist in philosophy. I really do enjoy philosophical deep discussions with people that think differently. Been enjoying thoughts of Effective Altruism so thinking about that from time to time. Recently I came upon street epistemology on youtube and really enjoyed that approach and way of thinking when discussing beliefs with people. Sam Harris podcast I really enjoy, also The A.I lex Podcast.
I make quite a bit of art, I have two Instagram accounts, one is just any old drawing, and the other is more curated.. more curated is the same as mu username here and the other is drawingandlife.
I'm not so far through a physics degree which is part-time, so 6 years instead of the usual 3. I live on my own as a property guardian in the centre of Reading. I also work part-time as a support worker for people with learning disabilities/autism, which I mostly enjoy and prefer a great deal than factory or retail work. Actually working with people and knowing your helping in some way means a lot. I have also learnt a great deal on the job about people, and non-neurotypical thinking, which is super interesting to me, as I've always felt distant from most people socially, and tend to enjoy people that are very individualistic in their wants from life.
Admittedly I have some hand issues and other joint issues (Arthritis since age 12) it doesn't stop me from doing things apart from something like rock climbing might be a struggle, though I need to test that to see if it's true (can't fully straighten my elbows) but has recently made me slow down on the drawing practice, so I'm working on my pencil grip and taking more breaks when working on the art (damn it my normal way of working is to work intensively without many breaks with a good audiobook on). If you went to youtube and typed in Linocut Berlin map - you would see what I mean (this was the work I was researching to do when I stayed in Berlin for a few months in 2010 and walked the city, meeting lots of interesting people in the youth hostel I lived out of).
I'm not such a big drinker now, though I can have one or so every now and then, I'd say not to expect me to be a big drinker, it sort of affects me differently to most people. I enjoy silliness like Monty python style silliness. I try to be less serious but think I can come across more serious than silly. I enjoy sarcasm and comedy that surprises and makes you think.
I used to swim in an outside pool most days before the lockdown shut it down.. grrr.. so am missing that quite a lot. I do hope to travel more in the future. feel free to message me, and possibly include a pic as its nice to see who I'm chatting with and that there is some sort of initial attraction to lead to more conversation.
cheers!
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2020.06.21 23:04 rangfangfoobychops Another 8 round quiz for those who want it

Round One - Movie Quotes
In this round I want you to name the film that the quote has come from

1) "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads"
2) "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast"
3) "You can't handle the truth!"
4) "Hey! I'm walking here! I'm walking here!"
5) "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! this is the war room!"
6) "We'll always have Paris"
7) "...You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"
8) "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
9) "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley"
10) "Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!"

Answers

1) Back To the Future (1985)
2) King Kong (1933)
3) A Few Good Men (1992)
4) Midnight Cowboy (1969)
5) Dr Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb (1964)
6) Casablanca (1942)
7) Dirty Harry (1971)
8) Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
9) Airplane (1980)
10) The incredibles (2004)

Round Two - Music
For this round I used the first 10 songs from this YouTube video. You get about 10 seconds per song. If like me an audio round wasn't working then I have written the first line of the same 10 songs below. https://youtu.be/ozT-w_imhjw

1) I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
2) We get it almost every night
3) She's got a smile that it seems to me
4) Once upon a time not so long ago
5) This hit, that ice cold
6) If I, I get to know your name
7) Left a good job in the city
8) Oh, misty eye of the mountain below
9) If you start me up, if you start me up i'll never stop
10) Her name is Noelle, I have a dream about her

Answers

1) Don't wanna Miss a thing - Aerosmith
2) Dancing in the Moonlight - Toploader
3) Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns 'n' Roses
4) Livin' on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
5) Uptown Funk ft. Bruno Mars - Mark Ronson
6) You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) - Dead or Alive
7) Proud Mary - Creedence Clearwater
8) I see Fire - Ed Sheeran
9) Start me Up - Rolling Stones
10) Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

Round Three - Literaliture (or Equivalent Publications)
For this round I have taken titles of famous books and replaced them with words that mean the same. For example: Left alongside the air currents - gone with the wind

1) Chuck along with the confectionery manufacturing plant
2) Executing a derisive feathered creature
3) An explanation of the circumstances that allowed a killjoy to burglarise December 25th
4) The commander of circlets
5) Vanished Female
6) Onset of darkness at the end of the day
7) The aged fellow as well as the large body of water
8) Quinquagenarian variations of neutral hue
9) The course of the 16th letter of the Greek alphabet
10) Beneath the half sphere

Answers

1) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2) To kill a mockingbird
3) How the Grinch Stole Christmas
4) The lord of the rings
5) Gone Girl
6) Twilight
7) The old man and the sea
8) Fifty Shades of Grey
9) The life of Pi
10) Under the Dome

Round Four - Simply Monstrous!
As the name implies, this round is all about monsters! Perfect for Halloween.

1) Whose reputation for cruelty inspired the name of Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's 1897 novel Dracula?
2) Which name is most often given to the fictional island that appeares in King Kong films?
3) What is the difference between a dragon and a wyvern?
4) What was the monster living in Hogwarts' Chamber of Secrets?
5) Which three creatures typically make up a Chimera?
6) Which creature has the head of a bull and the body of a man?
7) What happens when a troll is exposed to sunlight?
8) Who or what was the first female monster to appear on the big screen?
9) True or False: Godzilla has a star on the Hollywood walk of fame?
10) Where might you find Cerberus?

Answers

1) Vlad The Impaler
2) Skull Island
3) A dragon has four legs and two wings. A Wyvern has two legs and two wings
4) A Basilisk
5) A lion with a goats head growing from its back and a snake as the tail
6) The Minotaur
7) It is doomed to die a horrible death or be forever suspended in stone
8) Bride of Frankenstein
9) True! it was to celebrate his 50th birthday in 2004
10) The Underworld

Round Five - Science and Nature

1) Which type of creature is a Barramundi?
2) Vanilla is a member of which plant family?
3) How many humps does a dromedary camel have?
4) In which modern-day country was the physicist and chemist Marie Curie born?
5) What is another name for Dihydrogen monoxide, a chemical that accelerates corrosion and can cause suffocation
6) True or False. A Pterodactyl is a type of dinosaur
7) What is the instrument used to measure atmospheric pressure?
8) What percentage of the population has an IQ higher than 100?
9) True or False. A higher pH level indicates a higher acidity
10) Where Might You Find Hell, Julius Caesar, Birmingham And Billy?

Answers

1) Fish
2) Orchid
3) One. A Bactrian camel has two
4) Poland
5) Water
6) False. They are Pterosaurs
7) Barometer
8) 50%
9) False. It indicates a lower acidity until 7 and then a higher alkaline
10) On the moon, they are craters

Round Six - Nattitude
In this round each of the answers contains "nat" at some point.

1) what is it called when something is elaborately or highly decorated?
2) If you postpone or delay something you are...?
3) This American film and animation studio created Minions, Sing and The Secret Life of Pets
4) What is the act of giving to a fund or cause?
5) What is the ability to form mental images at will, of things that are not present?
6) What is the name of the dividing line between the light and dark side of a moon or planet?
7) What secret society was founded in Bavaria in 1776?
8) Some animals Aestivate to get through the heat of summer. What is the opposite?
9) If you explore beyond the ordinary things in the world, you explore the...?
10) 'The Banner of Freedom', 'Angola Avante' and 'Isle of Beauty, Isle of Splendour' are examples of what?

Answers

1) Ornate
2) Procrastinating
3) Illumination
4) Donating
5) Imagination
6) The Terminator
7) Illuminati
8) Hibernation
9) Supernatural
10) National Anthems

Round 7 - Misnomers and misconceptions
This round is about words that are misleading or things people are often wrong about.

1) From what animal is catgut usually made?
2) The lead in a pencil is made from what?
3) In which country was the game of Chinese Checkers invented?
4) How many continents have members in the European Union?
5) How many toes does a two-toed sloth have?
6) What type of tree is a Douglas Fir?
7) How long was the Hundred Years War?
8) True or False; Coffee is made from beans?
9) When drinking wine, where is the "correct" place to hold the glass?
10) In France it is called the Indian Chicken, in Greece it is called a French Chicken,
In Egypt it is called the Greek Bird, in Palestine it is called the Ethiopian Rooster, In Malasia it is called the Dutch Chicken, and in English we call it a Turkey, But where did this bird originate? 

Answers

1) Sheep (or Goat)
2) Graphite
3) Germany
4) 5
5) 3
6) Pine
7) 116 years
8) False. It is made from a seed
9) The base of the stem
10) North America

Round 8 - General Knowledge

1) What is the current world record for most hot dogs eaten in 10 minutes?
2) What was the most expensive music video ever made?
3) What is the name of the world's first official national park?
4) Who holds the Key to 10 Downing Street?
5) Often used incorrectly, which word of roman origin, means to destroy 10% of something?
6) When he wrote his secret diary, how old was Adrian Mole?
7) Live Aid was opened on July 13th, 1985 by Charles and Diana; How much money did the event raise?
8) Montu, the falcon-headed Egyptian God, was the god of what?
9) Which disease is also known as the royal disease?
10) What was unusual about Stubbs, the mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska?

Answers

1) 74
2) Scream - Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson ($7,000,000 / $11,745141)
3) Yellowstone 1872 (also accept Main Ridge Forest Reserve)
4) Nobody, you have to be let in by someone already inside
5) Decimate
6) 13 3/4
7) $127 Million / £103 Million
8) War
9) Hemophilia (when your blood doesn't clot. it's extremely rare for women to get it)
10) He was a cat

As always, I made this myself and researched the answers and as far as I am aware they are all correct at time of posting. Don't take this too seriously, just enjoy! Please leave a comment if you used it and enjoyed it!
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2020.05.30 23:36 thecambridgegeek Audio Drama/Fiction/RPG Debuts - May 2020

I've got what I think is a mostly exhaustive list of the new audio series that came out this month, which may be of interest to those looking for new shows. See below. Anyone want to tell me any I've missed, and I'll update it? (Note, "new" here means that the Ep1 of the RSS feed was released, or a previously non-fiction feed started producing fiction.) Listened to any of them that you would recommend?

5/1: Bordertown (Dramatised - Comedy)
Site: https://omny.fm/shows/auscast-literacy
Synopsis: Bordertown make-up artist Felicity, heads to Hollywood to become a star. After she starts dating former stand-up comedian, Tyrone Jackson, the paparazzi go wild. Her mother, local hairdresser Patricia is overjoyed, but when the relationship falls apart, all hell breaks loose in a small town obsessed with fame. This original stage comedy from the South Australian Playwrights Theatre hit Adelaide by storm in 2019 and is now a podcast series.
RSS Feed: https://www.omnycontent.com/d/playlist/f4077a89-6f34-4e4a-88a6-a89e006843e6/51558e36-9a8a-4286-9dde-abad01835585/5ec986d0-e017-49f7-b016-abad01840fd6/podcast.rss

5/1: Dracula, a Comedy of Terrors (Dramatised - Comedy)
Site: https://broadwaypodcastnetwork.com/podcast/dracula-a-comedy-of-terrors/
Synopsis: Along the treacherous Borgo Pass In the mountains of Transylvania, a meek English real estate agent is on a harrowing journey to meet a new and mysterious client...who also just happens to be the most terrifying and ferocious monster the world has ever known. COUNT DRACULA!! Christopher Sieber leads an all-star cast, including John Stamos, Annaleigh Ashford, Laura Benanti, Alex Brightman, James Monroe Iglehart, Richard Kind, Rob McClure, Ashley Park, Alan Tudyk, Kathy Fitzgerald, Jeff Kready, and Orville Mendoza this special podcast event, recorded from their homes in isolation, to benefit The Actors Fund and Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. Bram Stoker's epic horror story hilariously reimagined with a dash of Mel Brooks and a pinch of Monty Python, presented as an old time radio play. This lightning fast, laugh-out-loud comedy by Gordon Greenberg and Steve Rosen is guaranteed to raise your pulse and emit blood curdling screams of laughter! Written by Gordon Greenberg and Steve Rosen, directed by Gordon Greenberg. Produced by Dori Berinstein and Alan Seales.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/dracula

5/2: Barren (Dramatised - Horror)
Site: https://barrenpodcast.com/
Synopsis: When reporter Peter Sommers returns to his grandparents' farm in the wake of their death, he uncovers a horrifying mystery that challenges everything he knows about his family, his sanity and reality itself. Barren is created by bestselling author David Vienna and presented by Ridiculous Danger.
RSS Feed: https://anchor.fm/s/1f04918c/podcast/rss

5/2: Rule Three (Dramatised - Science fiction)
Site: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYsH_-zZaEk
Synopsis: In a dystopian world where bees have gone extinct, we follow the lives of three characters who all work under the 'Apiar'', a corporation focused on hand pollination. The vanishing of a drone maker pushes the characters together, as they investigate his house, they uncover some shocking discoveries. What was he up to? Why did he go missing? And what was he hiding? Rule Three was originally a play created by Hive Productions, inspired by 'The History Of Bees' By Maja Lunde, and was set to be put on stage. However, due to Corona virus that had to be cancelled. We were all devastated, but determined to tell our story. So, during lock down we decided to turn it into a radio play so that people could still hear our story.

5/2: Southbound: A Simon Fogg Mystery (Dramatised - Crime/Mystery)
Site: http://www.buzzsprout.com/1049281
Synopsis: Down on his luck and stuck in a rut, ex-London copper Simon Fogg has hit rock bottom. When he's offered a case that will take him from The Big Smoke to The Deep South, he leaps at the chance. But the more he discovers, the more he's going to wish he'd stayed at home.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1049281.rss

5/2: Space Buccaneers (Dramatised - Comedy)
Site: https://soundcloud.com/moderndaymorlock
Synopsis: They're bringing peace to the Galaxy! (But not to each other)... The adventures of four equally emotionally troubled people (well one lizard man) as they try and bring peace and justice to the Galaxy. The COMMANDER pompous, over-sexed and almost completely incompetent.The MAJOR, brilliant star pilot and Space Fleet officer. She makes very few mistakes. One of them was marrying the Commander. The DOCTOR, skilled, caring and empathetic. But nursing a broken heart where only excessive alcohol and "Companion Clones" can ease her loneliness. Full-time job keeping the Major and Commander from killing each other. LAZAR, a Saurian. Eight foot, fire-breathing man-lizard. Writes poetry and wants to join a book group. Has issues about his size, weight and how others see him. SHIP - a very young A.I. who controls everything, but still learning about how humans interact. Does his best but cries if you shout at him. Keen to please. GRID - Ship's potentially psychotic A.I. sibling, in charge of all weaponry. Shoots first, asks questions later. Actually, doesn't ask questions at all...

5/2: The Omega Broadcast - A Fallout Story (Dramatised - Fanfiction)
Site: https://anchor.fm/the-omega-broadcast-a-fallout-story
Synopsis: The Bearcycle Show presents this radio drama podcast with a captivating story, centered in the immersive fallout universe. The Omega Broadcast is a young mans journey throughout a post apocalyptic USA . This story follows once Vault 76 resident Bryan Burton as he sets up and develops a new settlement within the Appalachian Wasteland. He is forced to face the mysteries of his past, all the while trying to navigate the harsh environment and chaos that surrounds him.
RSS Feed: https://anchor.fm/s/1f6599c8/podcast/rss

5/3: Blivet (Dramatised - Comedy)
Site: http://jestserendipity.com/blivet.html
Synopsis: Inspired by early 1900's Radio Plays and Shows, Blivet is a fully improvised episodic show. Not only does this show find its comedy through improv, it also finds drama and suspense while staying authentic to old time radio plays. The cast come from the Jest Serendipity family out Las Vegas. Jest Serendipity believes in enhancing and changing the art form of Improv and has been doing so in Las Vegas for nearly 20 years. Gather your family around the radio or podcast playing device and try not to laugh or cry during our first season of Blivet.
RSS Feed: https://anchor.fm/s/1d83440c/podcast/rss

5/3: Crumbleflan (Dramatised - Comedy)
Site: https://crumbleflan.podbean.com/
Synopsis: Crumbleflan is a crumbling castle where King Vivian the Vague and Queen Ermintrude the Organized rule over their beloved subjects with the dubious assistance of Lord Crabtight the Cunning. Full cast comedy written by Callum Hale.
RSS Feed: https://feed.podbean.com/crumbleflan/feed.xml

5/3: Italia Noir (Fiction - Crime/Mystery)
Site: https://www.spreaker.com/show/italia-noir-thescriptdept
Synopsis: 1950, Italy. A hardboiled Los Angeles private detective pulls back the veil of the dark underbelly of the Italian Amalfi coast to investigate the death of a high-profile socialite. However, he doesn't factor on coming face to face with the mafia, a corrupt wing of the Carabinieri, and the vice-like grip of the Cinecitta movie studio, as they converge on a powerful coastal community.
RSS Feed: https://www.spreaker.com/show/4348662/episodes/feed

5/3: Midnight Apocrypha (Dramatised - Anthology)
Site: http://www.buzzsprout.com/1042774
Synopsis: Midnight Apocrypha is a podcast dedicated to the revival of retro radio dramas through new productions of series from the Golden Age of Radio. Midnight Apocrypha is brought to you by Widener University's Lone Brick Theatre Company in partnership with Forgotten Lore Theatre.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1042774.rss

5/3: REM Waking World (Dramatised - Fantasy)
Site: www.remwakingworld.com
Synopsis: REM Waking World, created by Joshua Combes in ISO, is a fantasy fiction podcast following the quest of Jacob Thorne who, while in pandemic social isolation, sleeps too much, dreams too much and then finds himself further isolated in a vast dream world, unable to escape. Will Jacob's escape earn him some level of control over his story? Will he find hope to lead him through this crisis? Or will he fade into time like a forgotten story?
RSS Feed: https://feed.podbean.com/remwakingworld/feed.xml

5/4: Crypto-Z (Dramatised - Science fiction)
Site: https://euphonie.media/
Synopsis: Crypto-Z is a new immersive sci-fi audio drama. Join Jane Silver's mission to restore life on the planet, as she ascends the Alps to discover the mesmerizing yet menacing "Iceman". Created by award-winning filmmaker Hadrien Royo and New York Times Bestselling Author Danielle Trussoni.
RSS Feed: https://euphonie.media/feed/podcast/

5/4: Human Story Theatre (Dramatised - Slice of life)
Site: https://humanstorytheatre.com/podcast/
Synopsis: Co-founded by joint artistic directors Amy Enticknap and Gaye Poole, Human Story Theatre focuses on producing new writing with a health and social care issue at heart. The productions ‘pop-up' in any designated space with minimal set, giving a shared light, shared space experience. Human Story Theatre the podcast goes behind the scenes exploring the issues raised in the plays and highlighting the real human stories behind their work. Amy and Gaye chat to people with lived experience and those organisations out there who offer help and support.
RSS Feed: https://anchor.fm/s/1d341b34/podcast/rss

5/4: Monsters & Melodies (RPG - Fantasy)
Site: http://www.buzzsprout.com/1062286
Synopsis: Welcome to Monsters & Melodies, a collaborative storytelling radio show that uses the Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition system. In this show, storytellers transform into adventurers that bring you entertaining tales set to music created by Midwestern artists.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1062286.rss

5/4: On Top of Hooper's Hill (Dramatised - Science fiction)
Site: https://www.ontopofhoopershill.com/
Synopsis: An audio drama with music. Follow police sergeant Mary-Anne O'Connell and elusive troubadouarchivist Stormchaser as they get to the bottom of strange mysteries in the isolated valley town of Loup Loup.
RSS Feed: https://feed.podbean.com/ontopofhoopershill/feed.xml

5/4: Roll for Murder (RPG - Crime/Mystery)
Site: https://anchor.fm/alchemical-nonsense
Synopsis: Roll for Murder is a new real play tabletop podcast featuring a series of one shot campaigns where every player is working towards a secret goal. One of those players, however, is the villain of the story, working towards a much darker goal. Lying, deceit, trickery, and foul play are all encouraged and expected. Can you, the listener, figure out who the villain is before the party does? Welcome to Roll For Murder.
RSS Feed: https://anchor.fm/s/1e9dae7c/podcast/rss

5/4: The Adventures of Donald McQueen, Bibliographer (Fiction - Comedy)
Site: http://www.buzzsprout.com/1038544
Synopsis: In the ancient University town of Noxford (which is definitely not Oxford), Donald McQueen is Professor Emeritus of Bibliography and a Fellow of both Timor Mortis College and Unrewley House. McQueen's adventures begin one morning when he finds the ear-trumpet of Death in the anteroom of the Fellows' Library at his College, and discovers its miraculous power to eavesdrop upon any time or place, any reality, and to hear even the thoughts of the people and animals around him. All the while, he continues his greatest adventure, his quest to uncover the truth about the mysterious Codex Assinorum, which has caused bibliographers so many sleepless hours, and broken teeth. This is a comical adventure for bibliographers, who will complain that there is too little bibliography in it, while non-bibliographers (the benighted majority) will complain that there is too much. Rest assured that the next chapter will contain more, or less, bibliographical humour ...
RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1038544.rss

5/4: The Spinning Master (Fiction - Science fiction)
Site: https://shows.acast.com/the-spinning-master
Synopsis: The Spinning Master is an adventure story about a woman who travels to another world to find her missing brother. Written like literature, researched like history, and steeped in Irish mythology, this is sci-fi without spaceships; fantasy without magic; and a love story that transcends species and gender. Expect aliens, autism, and video games. The Spinning Master is set in Ireland, in a dystopian and not-too-distant future. Ronan Lawless has vanished leaving his sister, Liath, deep in debt. When video-game magnate Ethan Blake offers her a job, along with a biometrically embedded AI, she senses he has an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Ronan is held hostage in Ildathach, the otherworld of Irish folklore, by an alien species known as the Sí. When he is kidnapped by Faelán, a Sí from another tribe, he learns the truth of his predicament. But Faelán has an agenda of his own and Ronan discovers what it means to be loved by one of the Sí.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/the-spinning-master

5/5: Closing the Distance (Fiction - Slice of life)
Site: https://www.audiodramainitiative.com/closing-the-distance
Synopsis: We're all watching the news. We're all doing our part. Some are even putting their lives on the line to contribute. We're learning how to work from our homes, and we're contending with lost jobs and the temporary (hopefully) shutdowns of entire industries. But at the same time, most of us are mourning the loss of something that we might not have even realized we valued so much: our connections to each other. Suddenly, neighbors seem as though they live halfway across the country, and friends and loved one can feel as though they're millions of miles away. How do we deal with the broad chasms that have opened? Closing the Distance is a series of ten short pieces that explores the sudden and seemingly uncrossable distance between people caused by our being sheltered in place. In each piece, individuals are faced with a lack of contact they hadn't anticipated - from loved ones, from their community, from new and emerging relationships, from their way of making a living, etc. In each case, they struggle with the distance until they find some way to bridge it, often with surprising results. Fractious relationships are healed. Unexpected relationships are formed. Essential relationships are sustained.
RSS Feed: https://www.spreaker.com/show/4358561/episodes/feed

5/5: Powers Beyond Their Steam (Fiction - Children)
Site: http://powersbeyondtheirsteam.podbean.com/
Synopsis: The Powers Beyond Their Steam book series, written and read by Tom M Franklin.
RSS Feed: https://feed.podbean.com/powersbeyondtheirsteam/feed.xml

5/5: Roll Your Own Adventure (RPG - Fantasy)
Site: https://rollyourownadventure.com/
Synopsis: Hello there! Come in, get comfortable, and welcome to Roll Your Own Adventure. It's an improvised storytelling podcast with a heavy dose of audience interaction. Follow five friends as they journey into the mysterious realm of Raylia using nothing but their wits, some dice, a vague and nebulous understanding of D&D... And you! Our listeners!
RSS Feed: https://rollyourownadventure.libsyn.com/rss

5/6: Evil Zodiac (Dramatised - Comedy)
Site: https://shows.acast.com/evil-zodiac
Synopsis: Humberto will be your guide to the future...for a Price. A comedy horror show that 100% guarantees that it will help you believe nonsense about your future. Using the powers of the occult and the stars.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/5ea54399c786ab7250d0e781

5/6: Roll Britannia (RPG - Comedy)
Site: https://anchor.fm/roll-britannia
Synopsis: An actual play Dungeons and Dragons 5e comedy podcast from 5 British lads, with little to no experience in dungeons or dragons. Join James, Tom, Chip, Paul, and Alex on their adventure, as they explore the world of Dungeons and Dragons (but badly).
RSS Feed: https://anchor.fm/s/1e08bec0/podcast/rss


5/7: Essentials (Dramatised - Slice of life)
Site: https://essentials_johngodber.buzzsprout.com/
Synopsis: A wry, new, six part radio drama which takes place over breakfast in the kitchen of a Yorkshire family. Tension, comedy, and burnt toast whilst they wrestle with the realities of Lockdown UK.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1070293.rss

5/7: Nurture Hill (Dramatised - Comedy)
Site: https://anchor.fm/phin-samdperil
Synopsis: A wacky audio play series. It's bad. Written and created by Phin Samdperil.
RSS Feed: https://anchor.fm/s/1f841a60/podcast/rss

5/7: Plum Forest (Fiction - Anthology)
Site: https://www.plumforestpodcast.com/
Synopsis: Traditional Chinese short stories and fables are translated into modern day English with modern day situations. Each story is unique and based off of a classic short story. Every episode is a new story and each story will blow your socks off!
RSS Feed: https://plumforestpodcast.libsyn.com/rss

5/7: Riordan's Desk (Fiction - Crime/Mystery)
Site: http://www.buzzsprout.com/1071847
Synopsis: Crime fiction by Mark Coggins featuring private investigator August Riordan.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1071847.rss

5/7: The Incontinent Void (Dramatised - Comedy)
Site: https://theincontinentvoid.wixsite.com/theicvoid
Synopsis: Family can drive us crazy. But in dire circumstances, left only with their wits and a basement full of vodka, can even the most dysfunctional of families find the strength to stay united? Stay tuned to find out!
RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1034005.rss

5/8: One Shot One Kill (RPG - Fantasy)
Site: https://anchor.fm/osokpod
Synopsis: There are dozens of D&D podcasts out there, but none as stupid as this one. Join Dungeon Master Alex as he forces three other nerds through the fictional world of Zenarea.
RSS Feed: https://anchor.fm/s/1a177568/podcast/rss

5/8: Peer Gynt (Dramatised - Adaptation)
Site: https://colinaudio.net/
Synopsis: A full cast audio drama adaptation of Ibsen's classic play.
RSS Feed: https://oxon-audio-drama.squarespace.com/peer-gynt-podcast?format=rss

5/8: When We Meet Again (Dramatised - Slice of life)
Site: https://www.mcsoxford.org/senior-school/drama/when-we-meet-again/
Synopsis: When We Meet Again is an original eight-part radio play researched, written, performed and produced by MCS pupils and staff. Drawing inspiration from original accounts - including those in the MCS archives and David Bebbington's Goodbye Shirley - it draws on the striking parallels between the ‘Phoney War' period from September 1939-May 1940 and our current circumstances amid the Covid19 lockdown - a period of waiting, with movement curtailed, foodstuffs disappearing from the shelves and normal life disrupted.
RSS Feed: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/playlists/soundcloud:playlists:1045532362/sounds.rss

5/9: The 39 Steps (Black Box Theatre) (Dramatised - Adaptation)
Site: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie6MI6CoxO8
Synopsis: Last year, BlackBox Theatre Company toured with its thrilling new adaptation of John Buchan's classic ripping yarn, The 39 Steps. We presented it as a live radio broadcast on stage so when the lockdown came into force it seemed to make sense to actually record it as a radio play and this is the result.

5/10: Black Mountain Tales (Fiction - Horror)
Site: http://blackmountaintales.libsyn.com/
Synopsis: Black Mountain Tales are tales of horror and suspense, originating from Appalachian folklore. Won't you join us as we discover the creepiest urban legends that Kentucky has to offer.
RSS Feed: https://blackmountaintales.libsyn.com/rss

5/11: Detective Q (Dramatised - Comedy)
Site: https://anchor.fm/wrongdoorradio
Synopsis: It had been too long since Q had had a real case. Suddenly a kid shows up on her scooter, outlines a Hollywood plot involving a producer, a missing tape, and a lost woman named Amerika. It was LA, 2020. Weed and apathy were running at an all time high. But balderdash if Q wasn't the last detective left in the crooked little town who still gave a damn.
RSS Feed: https://anchor.fm/s/1da8e478/podcast/rss

5/11: Exuberance is Beauty (Dramatised - Thriller)
Site: https://www.illuminusproductions.com/exuberance-is-beauty/
Synopsis: A serialized fiction podcast set in 1940s Oregon. Eve Miller, a young war widow, rebels against the ordinariness of womanhood in the post-war era. Eve is enlightened as she succumbs to the sensual temptation of an adulterous affair. In its aftermath, Eve Miller's life unravels and leads to unexpected violence and moral isolation. Exuberance Is Beauty, is a contemporary interpretation of Adam and Eve's biblical allegory and Eve's fall into desolation. The story examines the consequence of erotic obsession and the repentance the female protagonist must pay for her sins of the flesh.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.captivate.fm/exuberance-is-beauty/

5/11: Star Wars: Duel of the Fates (Dramatised - Fanfiction)
Site: https://www.dewvre.com/duelofthefates
Synopsis: A Star Wars fandrama. The iron grip of the FIRST ORDER has spread to the farthest reaches of the galaxy. Only a few scattered planets remain unoccupied. Traitorous acts are punishable by death. Determined to suffocate a growing unrest, Supreme Leader KYLO REN has silenced all communication between neighboring systems. Led by GENERAL LEIA ORGANA, the Resistance has planned a secret mission to prevent their annihilation and forge a path to freedom....
RSS Feed: https://feeds.redcircle.com/051c344a-ed24-4164-aa31-ed62e6893ca5

5/12: 1989: After Humanity (Fiction - Science fiction)
Site: https://paulinman.podbean.com/
Synopsis: When a future-predicting arcade game appears on the doorstep of a retro-themed gaming shop, two vloggers learn that knowing the future can have terrible consequences.
RSS Feed: https://feed.podbean.com/paulinman/feed.xml

5/13: Astonishing Tales from around the Tabletop (RPG - Historical)
Site: https://RedPageProductions.podbean.com
Synopsis: A 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast. Set in a 1930's style world of Dolva, magic and technology blend together.
RSS Feed: https://feed.podbean.com/redpageproductions/feed.xml

5/13: Clockwork Hearts (RPG - Science fiction)
Site: http://www.buzzsprout.com/770645
Synopsis: Welcome to Clockwork Hearts! This is an actual play RPG game featuring an all female cast. Beginning in the fictional city of New London, Clockwork Hearts follows Avory, Arabella, Waverly, and Claratynn as they set out to investigate a mysterious kidnapping...
RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/770645.rss

5/13: How to Bury the Pets (Dramatised - Comedy)
Site: https://www.thepodplay.com/
Synopsis: How to Bury Your Pets is a dramatic comedy in one part. Starring Hugh Ross (The Assassination of Jesse James) and Jonathan Daviss (The Outer Banks). When a middle-aged White man attempts to solve bigger issues stemming from divorce with a pair of mice for his young daughters he forges an unlikely relationship with a young Black man working at a big-box pet store.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.captivate.fm/how-to-bury-the-pets/

5/14: Into the Night (Fiction - Anthology)
Site: http://www.buzzsprout.com/1082039
Synopsis: Into the Night is a short story collection written by author Caroline Giammanco and narrated by Nari Kwak. Ranging from science fiction to paranormal to general fiction, each story offers listeners the unexpected. Find out which twisted path will lead you Into the Night.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1082039.rss

5/14: Moonie & Sparty Adventures (Fiction - Children)
Site: https://moonieandsparty.captivate.fm/
Synopsis: Moonie and Sparty Adventures is a show written and recorded by kids, for kids. When Moonie, an Aussiedoodle puppy, gets adopted into the Spencer family, she inherits a new toilet to drink out of, along with three rambunctious kids. Her emotionally unstable older brother, Sparty, needs her help when the Spencer family goes out of the house. But she also needs his help to understand what life with the Spencer family means. This feel-good show will make you smile and laugh, as Moonie faces exciting adventures and learns new things about what it means to be part of a family.
RSS Feed: https://feeds.captivate.fm/moonieandsparty/

5/14: Rumours (Dramatised - Thriller)
Site: https://anchor.fm/emily-reader
Synopsis: In this dark comedy, university students Sam and Sally drunkenly meet at a house party. Sam is a creep, Sally is a slut. That is, according to their reputations. But are any of the rumours true? And what does Sally's boyfriend Harry have to do with them?
RSS Feed: https://anchor.fm/s/ea99fbc/podcast/rss

5/14: The Coronalogues (Dramatised - Slice of life)
Site: https://wtsproductions.sounder.fm/show/WzPXz
Synopsis: 5 stories from one Edinburgh street during lockdown... An elderly man forced out of his self isolation, a woman tries to leave her lover, a father-to-be waits for his first born child, a drug mule caught in a trap and an NHS worker tries to get home... 5 people, 5 stories, 1 ending.
RSS Feed: https://wtsproductions.sounder.fm/show/WzPXz/rss.xml
See comments for part 2.

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2020.05.08 23:23 acloudrift Dominance as Social Construct of Evolution (part 1)

prequel Investigation of (Dis-)Favor 1\3 questioning freedom of will (in Macro-society)
Anthropocentrism wkpd
verse 1:26 Genesis (KJV)
Aryan-style dominance ("nobility")
Survey of Christianity Take Five
Lexicon of Enumerated Estates
0th Estate; What is that? acloudrift extends an existing lexicon of enumerated "estates" (next para.) but putting Family First (0th)... Conflating power with Family (on a quest for virtue).
Poland – Jewish estate agents 2013
Polish Arenda (aka "Rentier") system
A Jewish historian described their feudal life like a vast (virtually barred) prison:
“The bars were the all-encompassing restrictions placed upon the daily life of the people. Inside the bars were the peasants, the so-called ‘Third Estate,’who comprised about 95 per cent of the total population. Outside the bars but tied to them by invisible chains were the other two estates, the priests and the nobles. Neither inside the prison nor tied to the bars outside it were the Jews, the unofficial ‘Fourth Estate…’ Tach v’Tat origin of "tit for tat"
Enumeration theoretical scheme 0 family; 1 Church (or presiding religion); 2 Nobility (presiding specially privileged group, aka "ruling-class" + grand-bourgeoisie); 3 Peasantry (proletariat + petite-bourgeoisie); 4 Jews (and their dupes and lackeys, a hidden (tzafonah) coterie)
Law vs Morality
Banning Porn? (example) RoknMrE
Porn industry dominated by 'The Chosen', both for hi-profits and subversion of mainstream culture: attacks traditional family life, promotes gender dysphoria, perverts meaning of feminism, etc. kulturkamf The Chosen
Online Al Jazeera Outlet Claims Jews Control Porn Industry to ‘Corrupt People’ Because They ‘Hate Christ’ 2019 ...
"a conspiracy by Jews to destroy non-Jewish civilization, saying,
'Therefore, porn has become a means to pollute Christian culture, because it quickly penetrates American homes.' ” Jewish porn industry, Lasha Darkmoon
Survey of Christianity Take Five
Competition
Dominance and Society are inextricably interlaced notions. This is so for multiple reasons, but a proof of concept is in a survey of egalitarian societies; they are all primitive and/or ancient/extinct. One must conclude from this, social dominance is a natural human characteristic.
Moral Dualities: (what's good for us is bad for them)
Hypocrisy and Dualism Orthodox Judaism vs Zionism
Zionism redefines the true essential nature of the People of Israel, and substitutes for it a completely contradictory and opposite character - a materialistic worldly nation. Jews have a pejorative for non-Jews, Goyim. It's plural for goy, or goi, meaning 'nation'. So Jews define themselves as a people not of a nation. No wonder Stalin called them 'Rootless Cosmopolitans'.
Compare this issue with introduction of immigrants to Goyish nations, a Jewish-backed Kalergi Plan (aka Grand Replacement) to change the character of European society, or Marxism (a child idea of Jewish tikkun olam, which has the basic notion that humans must be reprogrammed to devote themselves to the state. Even within the Judaic communities, there are disparate meanings. Consider the previous mention of tikkun olam; that one is per agents of the Juice, this one is per algemeiner.com, mainstream Judaism (Boston).
Big business has a bug, a bad wrap; insensitivity to be kind Part of the problem is bigness and the perception of central power that comes with it. Witness the pioneers of bigness in the age of imperialism: East India company and VOC. How to unwrap: hidden bigness without the callousness. Cartels have been around a long time, but are no slouches in the 'just do evil' department. Improvement: break up but keep it secret. Turn callous into 'don't cull us, call us'. See also business meets cooperation becoming corporations, below.
Europa (female) rode in on a cow, Taurus, aka Zeus, a bull Diffusion of Civilization - ROBERT SEPEHR Europa (consort of Zeus)
Artificial Fashions
fad
trend (briefly) trend (appendix) wkpd
Genderarchy
Overview of Archyness
Archy (official narrative version) (TPTB want you to think anarchy is evil)
-archy (combining form)
arch (original meaning) see also archangel
Archy wkpd
Enter, the Gender
Only 2 legitimate genders Matri and Patri; LGTBers are part of fake fashions promoted as part of a dominance seeking agenda (Identity Politics).
A Case for Matriarchy?
Uncovering the Truth Behind Matriarchal Societies in the Ancient World Mar.2019 AnOr
The Case for Matrilineage
Matrilineality in Judaism wkpd
Iroquois kinship wkpd
The Iroquois Tribes USst
An influential hoax perpetrated at the dawn of the age of agriculture regarding sexual roles in society
Or Patriarchy?
Male-Dominated Societies always defeat female-dominated ones. Males are more competitive, violent (unless the women are Amazons, LoL).
origins of sexism: How men came to rule 12,000 years ago 2018 nwsci
How Women Dismantle NATIONS & other UNCOMFORTABLE Truths 2016 17 min BPS
Cooperation
gender labor-participation roles differentiated early
Business groups led to corporations. Cooperative labor, cooperative ownership led to really big business.
Cooperatives emerge joining small businesses.
See also Big business has a bug, discussion above.
HEIL CAESAR! (leads to video below) Perfect observation for today (Nov.11), in remembrance of 11th hour of 11th day of 11th month, 1918, ending (for a while) the political insanity that declined Europe for 4 years previous. The Great War was a disaster for the cream of European manhood. Instead of becoming fathers, they became flowers, In Flanders Fields.
GJ Caesar was depicted as a white-hat hero and very popular by author C. McCullough in her Fortune's Favorites, Roman historical fiction series, and his assassins as malign and corrupt in contrast.
CAESARISM: The Decline of the West 14 min BPS
(12:30) Democracy has become a weapon of moneyed interests. Spengler
masculine leads to feminine leads to tyranny Aristotle
Spengler Decline of the West 1918
UK poised to embrace authoritarianism, warns Hansard Society guardian
(((liberalism and its social values)))
philosopher king Plato Republic
when politicians become as lepers, the people will rise (leprosy as simile for pariah class, aka Dalits)
from comments based and thanks for all the fish
Johannes De Jongh
Perhaps now people will realise that "democracy" is a farce from the beginning and you can not force cultures together if they don't belong together.
"One day the World will know that I was right." Edward Kaizenberg I (embed video deleted by YT, but see links below it) List of dates
American South was right to secede
"The martyr's grave is the keystone of the Imperium." — The Liber Imperialis
"Democracy is wonderful but it always votes itself out of power"
Visions of Schisms in Society
Globalism vs Nationalism vs Individualism vs MEME(ME)
Come Rain or Shine... NATIONALISM (image), the Right, to infinity and beyond, the g-love
It's not about individualism, it's about INDINVISIBLISM
think for yourself, and for your people (signs)
China’s Belt and Road initiative is important to its ‘approach to global domination’ 5.1 min
part 2
study notes
Nisan
https://botanicalshaman.com/2018/02/22/what-are-the-most-important-hallucinogens/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2391285/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lore_(podcast)
https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/news/20110201/complementary-and-alternative-medicine-on-the-rise
Mainstream media not dominated by a dark puppetmaster? http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/pml24.jpg thing again http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/pml25.jpg and again
https://www.redstate.com/diary/clint-fargeau/2020/01/25/the-most-important-conservative-essay-in-years/
https://www.redstate.com/diary/clint-fargeau/2020/01/25/the-most-important-conservative-essay-in-years/
woke culture foretold by MP https://areomagazine.com/2019/09/13/from-satire-to-reality-monty-python-predicts-woke-culture/
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2015/10/people-dont-actually-want-equality/411784/ saved to avoid access again, with limited access
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=existing+lexicon+of+enumerated+%22estates%22&t=h_&ia=web
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2020.05.07 04:22 clonewarsthrowaway Watching more movies has made me appreciate Star Wars even more.

Now, because I'm lazy and so that I don't have to change tense, I'll explain. I was on PrequelMemes, and somebody posted "The Clone Wars series is the best piece of Star Wars media, CMV". Which, I mean it kind of is (the second best since the OT), but that's not the point. I've been watching a lot of movies in the past six months (letterboxd diary here), westerns and scorsese and such, trying to get caught up on a lot of things I've missed. and I've come to a realization about how impactful the original Star Wars was.
I just never realized this because for the last 40 years, blockbusters and big-budget fantasy have been the norm, film as escapism has become much more popular than film as art, and I think we assume that Star Wars was big deal just because it was Star Wars, without always looking at the context for it. And no, I'm not knocking Scorsese or Coppola or Hitchcock, or any other filmmakers or people who try to show real issues.
The post:
"Ok, I'd like to say that as someone who's a fan of cinema as a whole, and not just star wars, the Original Trilogy is VERY good. It's not just nostalgia. You really need to understand the landscape of the movie industry at the time. Star Wars was released post classic Hollywood, in the height of French New Wave, and New Hollywood. Experimental films and directors like Hitchcock and Kubrick were the new blood, trying new methods of camerawork and editing. Filmmakers like Scorsese who wanted to tackle real issues like the decay of New York as seen in his film Taxi Driver. Most sci fi was of the rubber-forehead variety, and didn't see much in the way of production value.
Dramas and thrillers, thoughtful sci-fi, movies that pushed against the studio-mandate of the 1950's Hollywood era. The New Wave of cinema was trying to say something, trying to make movies they never would have been allowed to make 20 years ago. Indie filmmaking and low-budget grindhouse cinema was experiencing it's first big push. Spaghetti Westerns had deconstructed what it meant to be a hero and Vietnam was looming large in everyone's minds. New York was shitshow, and the Cold War was still going on.
A Clockwork Orange. Network. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Psycho. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The Godfather films, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Lolita, The Graduate, Eraserhead, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Suspiria, Planet of the Apes. These were the films of the day, these were the ones receiving widespread popularity, respect, and acclaim.
And then this thing comes out.
And everyone in the industry is like, what the hell is this? It's good, it's awesome, it's romantic and theatrical and fun, it's effects are way ahead of its time, it's upbeat at a time when nobody has any right to be, it's a reconstruction of the monomyth, the hero's journey, and combination all the genres we thought we had left behind. The Western, the Samurai film, Wuxia, Sci-fi, Fantasy, the Swashbuckler, they were all cobbled together to make this new adventure that should come out right at all, but it just works so damn well. It's crazy and off-beat, there's a girl with buns in her hair and a walking carpet, but it's still weirdly entertaining.
And all this from some guy from Modesto who's only made short films and a teen movie?
The Original Trilogy was the shit, man. Jaws had showed that movies could be thrilling blockbusters, but Star Wars reminded people that they could visit other worlds. That life could still be a romantic adventure."
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2020.04.30 20:16 Lorofast [TOMT] I'm looking for a movie scene where medieval knights(?) are walking up a castle tower and all stepping out the window to their death (Satire).

I keep thinking of a Monty Python-ish scene but I don't believe it's from Monty Python (Only one I haven't seen fully is The Meaning of Life). From what I remember, the soldiers are walking up and committing suicide in a comedic fashion. They are stopped by someone in command to ask what they are doing. I don't remember what their answer was but the scene ends with the line continuing to walk out the window. The person who inquired about what was happening may join in after given the explanation.

I also don't believe this was a movie I watched but a scene somebody showed me on YouTube (I realize it may not be a scene from a movie so I apologize for the potential misdirect in the title).
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2020.03.26 20:59 yopyompyomper Analysis: Everton's Performance against Bird and Non-Bird Clubs since Becoming Sponsored by Angry Birds

“What misfortune is ours! We strain every nerve to get to the crows, do everything we can to that end, and we cannot find our way!” (Aristophanes, Birds 25-30)
Overview:
In this post I will analyze the relationship between Everton Football Club and birds, specifically angry ones. Before I begin, I wish to preface my analysis with a few orienting remarks.
First off, as a pure-bred American plastic, I had not heard of Everton Football Club until they partnered with the Angry Birds franchise in 2017. Upon learning of this blossoming relationship, a few questions immediately came to mind: what is an Everton? Is Liverpool a real pool of liver or does it simply need rebranding? Why is my healthcare so expensive?
Yet, as I learned more about the long and not-particularly-illustrious history of Everton, I began to see the light. Unfettered from the confines of space and time, revelation came to me as I slept. Today, I seek to share with you this vision I had and to analyze statistically how the partnership between Everton and Angry Birds has impacted their success on the pitch.
Birds:
Regardless of our personal fears and trepidations about birds, it is an undeniable fact that throughout history, birds have acted as muses of sorts. The scene of a soaring hawk or diving falcon stirs up images of freedom and unrestrained self-determination from deep within our souls. These sensations, denied for far too long for far too many humans, have helped contribute to our collective view of avians as representatives of freedom.
Birds act as such heralds of change and liberation, from Noah’s dove finding dry land to Yeats’ falcon wandering back to its natural state of chaotic liberty to John Keats’, “Ode to a Nightingale,” which tells the tale of a moribund, bedridden man who witnesses the unrestrained flight of the titular bird, a creature that, “wast not born for death.”
If death represents the restraints and fetters that keep us from our potential and dreams, then the light, free, unrestricted nature of birds is emblematic of life. A truly virtuous life is lived, in the words of the neo-prophetic Lynyrd Skynyrd, “as free as a bird.”
Everton:
Of course, Everton are everything that birds are not. In the words of AC Milan legend Gennaro Gattuso, Everton are “sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.” With that being said, any success Everton have found over the last decade has proven unable to combat the utter disappointment and, frankly, depression that has surrounded Goodison Park and the Club at large. Even after spending boatloads of cash in the transfer market to bring in players such as the bird-legged Richarlison, and even after placing their faith in players such as the bird-armed Jordan Pickford, Everton continue to find themselves utterly grounded by their inability to compete with England’s “Top Six” and Europe’s elite clubs.
While birds undoubtedly have come to stand via literary works, popular culture, and patriotic symbolism as harbingers of life and liberty, the blue halogen radiating from the decrepit steel ribcage of Goodison Park communicates a football carcass to the city of Liverpool. Indeed, Everton have died multiple times in the past few years alone: from the frustrating tenure of Marco Silva, to the disappointment Moise Kean has brought, to being crushed under the weight of Big Sam and his national team woes. Not even a thick Scouse accent can make Everton Football Club sound like a place for flight, hope, and freedom. However, the question remains as to whether Everton’s recent deal with Angry Birds has resulted in them becoming more or less bird-like. How have they fared since this momentous deal? Have they been able to rise from the ashes of their past like the Phoenix? Have they been able to compete with the plethora of other avian teams around England, including, but not limited to, the Reds next door?
Important Dates:
“Everton signed a multi-year shirt sleeve partnership with Rovio Entertainment - the games giant behind the Angry Birds franchise - in Autumn 2017. The Angry Birds logo debuted on the left sleeve of the Everton jersey during the Premier League fixture at Old Trafford against Manchester United on Sunday, 17 September.” (https://www.evertonfc.com/club/partners/angry-birds)
Pre-partnership Record (Birds and non-Birds):

Season W D L Points
2014 - 2015 12 11 15 47 (11th)
2015 - 2016 11 14 13 47 (11th)
2016 - 2017 17 10 11 61 (7th)
Win % = 35.09%
Draw % = 30.70%
Pts/games = 1.36
Post-partnership Record (Birds and non-Birds):

Season W D L Points
2017 (Sept. 17) - 2018 17 9 9 48 (8th)
2018 - 2019 15 9 14 54 (8th)
2019 - Corona 10 7 12 37 (12th)
Win % = 41.17%
Draw % = 24.51%
Pts/games = 1.48
Within these tables, the 2017-2018 season is missing the first three games (City (A), Chelsea (A), and Tottenham (H)) as the bird patch did not feature in these fixtures but first appeared against Manchester United. It is also worth noting the rather tough schedule that Everton have remaining this season (Liverpool (H), Norwich (A), Leicester (H), Tottenham (A), Southampton (H), Wolves (A), Aston Villa (H), Sheffield (A), Bournemouth (H)). Although both of these erasures do not factor into the averages calculated above, they clearly have some bearing on the critical pts/game metric. With that being said, the missing games constitute a small amount of the total collection, and it can be stated with a relative degree of certainty that Everton have performed slightly better overall since donning their bird-garnished kits three Septembers ago.
Methodology:
Next, we examined the performance of Everton against avian and non-Avian teams during these two distinct time periods. We defined Avian teams as teams whose mascot is a bird (or bird-like creature) and a list of such teams is as follows:
Team Mascot and Species
Brighton Gully (Seagull)
Cardiff City Bartley (Bluebird)
Crystal Palace Kayla and Pete (American Bald Eagle)
Liverpool Mighty Red (Liver Bird)
Newcastle Monty (Magpie)
Norwich Camilla and Captain (Canary)
Swansea Cyril and Cybil (Swans)
Tottenham Chirpy (Cockerel)
West Brom Baggie Bird and Albi (Thrush)

Bird Data:
From 2014-2017, Everton performed far stronger against non-avian teams than their winged competitors: against grounded competition they averaged 1.41 points per game. However, when their opponents could take to the skies, the Blues got taken down like Sully Sullenberger, gaining only 1.14 points per game, a dip of .27 points.
Below: Everton’s showing against bird and non-bird clubs in the 2014-15, 2015-16, and 2016-17 Premier League campaigns.
W D L ppg
vs. Bird 10 11 15 1.14
vs. not-Bird 30 20 28 1.41
However, from the moment Everton was graced by the sweet wings of the Birds of Anger, they rose to the heavens in a glorious Aristeia (at least against bird teams) and have not yet returned to land. Though Everton’s points per game against non-bird teams dropped to 1.28, it rose to an astounding 1.47 against their feathered compatiots.
Below: Everton’s record against bird and non-bird clubs during the 2017-18, 2018-19, and 2019-Corona seasons.

W D L ppg
vs. Bird 12 14 8 1.47
vs. not-Bird 25 11 31 1.28

The ppg differential against avian and non-avian teams is a staggering .46 points. This figure represents the difference between the 1.14 and 1.41 (-.27) from 2014-2017 and the 1.47 and 1.28 (+.19) from 2017-Corona. Using Python, we simulated 1000 cases and in none of them did the change in point differential even approach this .46 figure.

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Conclusion:
Having established a strong, statistically significant link between success against avian foes and the love and support of Angry Birds, we featherless bipeds are left to wonder how and why. While the universe is rarely so lazy as to allow mere mortals to understand her mysterious ways, in this instance she has not concealed her majestic power with mists of uncertainty. The answer to why Everton gained such strength against flying foes is a simple one: brotherhood. This value is often thoughtlessly spoken of, sometimes by friends with illusions of intimacy, sometimes by warriors, who mistake a shared cause for shared values, and, most notably, by the French. In this case, however, the bond of brotherhood is shared not just among players or fans but by a far broader group: green mammals.
In Angry Birds, the vicious birds attack peace-loving, pastoral, and, critically, green pigs. These pigs are honest creatures who seek nothing more than a quiet existence within their unstable homes. It is the birds, so cruelly angry, who disturb this tranquility. Just as Everton are an affront to the otherwise graceful and beautiful sport of soccer, so too are the birds from Angry Birds a disgrace to their otherwise peaceful species. When Everton players bravely don the words “Angry Birds” on the side of their kits, it represents more than a simple corporate partnership; it is a reminder of the pain and suffering brought upon peaceful green animals by the anger of the birds.
But why, you might ask, does Everton care more about green mammals than other clubs? A fair question. Of course, the most obvious answer is that the greatest green mammal of them all once proudly dressed himself in blue, gracing the humble residents of the swamp of Merseyside with the onion-like scent of gritty, working-class-hero skill.
However, as all students of Socrates know, just as only the examined life is worth living, only an explanation that necessitates labor and deliberation is worthy of consideration. For this reason, we must seek a further connection between the Blues and the greens. This advertisement for Nike provides perfect evidence. The video features many players, most notable Everton Legend Wayne Rooney (aka Shrek (mammal, green)) and Tim Howard who for a moment becomes the Incredible Hulk. Having played for Everton from 2007-2016, Howard is blue blooded through and through and his transformation into Hulk, who is notably green, burnishes the point that Everton have a greater connection to green creatures, meaning they are more connected to the green pigs from Angry Birds, meaning they are angry at the birds who are mean to the pigs, meaning they are angry at bird teams, which explains their stronger performance after the sponsorship deal began; QED.
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To argue that the subsequent success of Everton following their choice to sport the emblem of Rovio’s flagship game is merely a correlation and not causal is not only farcical, but altogether a disingenuous assault on the discipline of mathematics. To cite the astronomical sums Everton has paid for their players recently as the reason for their success fails to recognize the source of such funds, namely, partnerships such as those with Angry Birds. Furthermore, to dilute Everton’s recent successes to strictly financial factors is an affront to the sport of soccer; in doing so, we, the fans who demand a return to soccer’s glory days, a time when money appeared in the stadium only as an afterthought, neglect the seismic cultural impact adopting the Angry Birds insignia might have on Everton’s club culture. Just as the likes of Bernard, Tom Davies, and Mason Holgate are expected to fight for the crest on the front of their shirts, we must expect that they also rally behind the white balloon letters on their left arm. Ultimately, Everton, a club burdened by its own recent history, have taken to the skies and, like the anatomically incorrect avians they so desperately seek to emulate, have won our hearts and minds (along with comparatively more matches).
Appendix (A) Everton players who look like birds:
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Tl;dr: The Angrier the birds, the better the lads
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2020.03.24 16:05 Texas1971 Carollaisms

Haven’t updated in awhile, but here’s some “light reading” for everyone while we’re locked in. These just crack me up. Enjoy, stay safe and wash up. 🧼 GETITON

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)
Anal ipecac - Good indie band (ACS)
2 Tits and a Pulse - Ace likes that Beck song (Bryan/Adam) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)
LBJ - Worst Mexican wrestler name ever (ADS)
Cold stone Steve Austin - Can’t wrestle on hot days. Tag team partners with the Klondike twins (GS)
Cicely Tyson - Greatest Italian boxer of all time. (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)
Back pay - Good porn title name (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root Ball Grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)
Bathroom Goalie - New code for fat chicks sitting next to you on an airplane (ACS)
Skip Loader -Kurt Loder’s older brother (ACS)
F. Me Money - greatest attorney rapper ever (RD)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)
Kind of, Italy - Where Ace’s family is from. Where he gets his kinky hair. (ADS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)
Sexual Battery - Batteries especially made for sexual devices. Somewhere between AA and C (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)
Mr. Goodbar To The Rescue - Ace loves that movie (ACS)
Wrestling Squatters - New show on YouTube Red starring Eric Stromer (AOTH)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
Port of Karachi - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2020.03.09 06:48 DamienHarkat "How does the party react?"

Prologue: Ohhhh f*@# here we go...
Im getting warnings out of the way: Underaged Trap. If this already puts you off, its not gonna get better.
Hi. I haven't used this site before, but something happened over the course of months (yes, about 3 months) and ended just a couple weeks ago. Its been stewing in my mind awhile, and I just need to put this somewhere so that it can be off my chest now that its over, the main DM joined the Navy, and the group as a whole has taken a DnD hiatus. I apologize if this goes on for awhile, is highly sloppy, and is more of a rant. but I'll do my best to keep things in order while not going mad like a 40k cultist.
Our group has waxed and waned for a couple years and its largely over a private DnD amino, but the main people with names changed for obvs reasons are:
ForeverDM: James
ForeverNovice: Me. Damien
Adult of the group: Bolted.
And the problem player. Tick
Other names may come and go, but the main issues were among us four.
It should be noted that James and I tended to put focus on rp-heavy custom campaigns set in rather bleak settings as we'll get too, but its important to note that when we Dm'd or played as players in these games , we took actions seriously, and everyone was on board with this plan....we thought.
I couldn't tell you what started bringing up red flags at first, as Tick had been around for a few months with no issue. Around that time though, our games were often fairly bog-standard as we were putting most of our energy into building the custom campaigns and were doing a lot of by the book filler, so the tone was fairly lighthearted and full of memes. Typical bard and rogue shenanigans and a couple crit fail TPKs.
But something me and James began noticing was that Tick was very fond of bringing up his sexuality at completely random times. Imagine Quagmire from Family Guy but instead of sex jokes towards women, its sex jokes towards....himself. Along with his intense desire to be...a trap. Yea that kind of trap. While we were all far from against LGBT people, it got awkward at times, especially since at this point Tick was underaged and most of us were at least early 20's. We tried to politely ask him to stop, but he either thought it was a joke, or this was genuinely his personality. Not sure which i would have preferred.
This wouldn't have been the worst thing ever if it didn't get much worse as time went on. See, Tick wasn't the most emotionally stable person. After awhile, he would blatantly ignore instruction or rules, shut down and ignore us when we criticized him or he didn't get his way, and then tried hiding behind mental issues, abuse, us being mean, and other similar things when it got too heated. This would lead James, me, and a few others to outright yell at him in desperation, only for him to post memes to "diffuse the stress" while once again not listening to a word we said.
Why did we put up with this you ask? Well cause it didn't really reach critical mass until the last month or so, and there were a few months of normality that built up to this, so it's like the 'frog in a pot of water' thing.
Skipping a lot of minor incidents, we hit the first major contention. Again, sorry this is gonna be a bit of a long story-rant.
Chapter 1: TrapJaws
Its custom campaign time. Mine actually. And Tick wants to be a 100lb twink that's barely 18 (I demanded he be of age, given his personality and behavior in other games.) This character is supposed to be weak, easy to intimidate, and rather fragile. Unsure of his strength. These were his own descriptions. Remember this even though he never really played a character. He'd always just play himself and treat it more like a modded Skyrim game than...well DnD.
He wants to be a race known as Shifter. Basically humans with animal features that can "shift" once per rest for awhile to gain a feature tied to the type of shifter they are. Tick wanted to be a fish based shifter. Looking over the race, I had decided to give him a couple of sensible buffs to aid him, as I am a Dragonborn at heart, with his own nerfing insecurities.
While his form only gives him a standard bite attack and doubled his swim speed, I fiated that he could hold his breath for 15 minutes, and gave him an asthetic "bobble", like an angler fish to act as a light, but not darkvision cause im sick of my whole party having darkvision. He'd get these traits when he changed form.
And...He wants to be a Barbarian.
The way he rationalized this is... sigh ok bear with me.
So he wants 3 forms.
Human twink with no muscle mass (but maxed strength stats)
Half-fish twink (the shifter racial trait)
And Barbarian Rage Bear that makes him into basically a buffer Ripjaws from Ben10. That's actually the picture used as reference now that I remember.
Note that regular fish-shifters just look like the fish-eyed slimy humans from Call of Chthulu and can get parranah teeth once a rest.
Now I'm fine with a bit of homebrew as long as its easy to keep a handle on, and at the time, I was willing to go along with this. I asked him his backstory and...hooboy.
His story is that he came from a family of fishermen that travel deep into the ocean to fish. And that his father performed "some ritual" (left to my devices) that killed his mother (he was heavily hinting he wanted her to actually be a demon and still alive. Yes a demon. A Marrow to be exact.) And made Tick be born a Shifter. Tick now spends his time deep-sea fishing in the ocean and due to profound family luck has not been accosted by The Mist (ill explain) or the depths of the ocean....
Also keep in mind the only part of this backstory told to me at first was the first sentence of that. And the rest will come up later. At this point i had been under the impression his family was driven away from their passion due to the events of The Mist. I wasn't told any of the stuff beyond his fishing lineage.
Even all together, it shouldn't be TOO bad, right?
That's not....terrible. Shifters are meant to be natural occurrence, but if he wants his dad to @#*% a spiny murderous fish monster, I can wing it. Its not like he was making a Child of Prophecy...right? We can come up with some shanty town he had to abandon to take up adventure, etc etc. But things pile up as I'll explain.
Too cut a load of story short to get to the CLUSTER of this, my campaign takes place on a continent where the surrounding ocean has been shrouded by a combination Steven King's and Silent Hill's The Mist, 6 different lovecraft books, and all kinds of magic, warpy corruptey shenanigans that affect things that stay too close to the shores or in the water. The party was well informed of the world and its lore before we even had a session date planned, but he made a character that regularly deep-sea dives out in the Mist and only hasn't been killed because of "Luck" (heavy winks and nudges aimed at me as I put a crossbow under my chin).
At first i didn't notice his plans because I already planned to have towns and npcs treat him warily at best as he's got all the trademark signs of being corrupted. It would have been the same general start regardless. But we'll get to that.
Naturally, I started the party with James (A rogue that was traumatized by The Mist in their backstory) having to escort a caravan near the shores, gathering the party over the course of session 0. Simple right?
(Tf2 Heavy voice: Maybe...sniff Maybe...)
Actually yea, thank the gods. The party is more or less gathered rather swiftly in a cliff-based town of ex Navy veterans that defend the coast from raids by corrupted lizardfolk in the nearby swamp. Tick and the rest of the party by chance are in the same town.
James meets over the course of this session:
Matt: A human warrior that was a disowned prince-turned-gladiator that came with the caravan James was escorting.
Moon: A bard Changeling earning a living as a traveling singer.
Temple: A Warforged monk that wished to aid the town, who treat him with respect as fellow ex-military.
Bolted: A gunslinger Tabaxi seeking to secretly scout the continent for his homeland to come conquer
And Tick: The Barbarian Fish who's also helping defend, but is forced to live in a shed.
Guess which one James has an issue with?
The fish man that comes in and introduces themselves in half-fish form for the purpose of eating raw fish and picking his teeth with the skeleton...
To the ptsd rogue that hates The Mist.
Then asks out of character how James reacts before he can actually roleplay a response. James plays his character and acts distrustful, even a lil hostile to the oblivious Tick, but eventually gets distracted enough by Temple and Moon to finish gathering supplies and head out, Tick more or less forcing himself onto the party, and especially James, inorganically despite characters in game clearly not trusting him as he asks how each of us react to each of his forms in the least organic way imaginable. This isn't the worst thing, as stories of judging books by their cover and being proven wrong can be done well, and that was the general idea the party was going for.
Ooc its not much better through, as Tick is complaining that James is being mean to him personally, asking how every npc in town reacts to his fish-ness, despite living here for weeks and being given a run-down shed as shelter, and asked intensely personal questions, in (or out of, in his case) character even though we've covered that this was meant to be heavy rp and all James knows as a rogue and the rest of the party for that matter is that some obnoxious fish monster has begun following them and won't stop trying to harass them.
We calm him down and reach the base of the cliffs to discover Bolted on the shore. He came via steampunk airship with a crew to explore the new territory, but a creature in The Mist swatted the craft from the sky and now he's spent the last night holed up in a small cave, surrounded by the bodies of a dozen lizardfolk raiders he's already killed off-screen, and using shrapnel chunks that came from the craft as a makeshift barricade, not knowing the fate of his crew or how far the craft sailed inland before crashing.
Before anyone can react to this situation, Tick decides to deliberately ignore all this and go fishing. Stating "seen one dead body, seen them all" in regards to... Well the whole view that has at least 5 things off the bat that none of them would have seen before now. Especially a struggling fisherman in the sticks. So much for character.
Deciding to just not deal with it, I try to turn lemons into lemonade and describe how several of the fish and crabs he's caught appear to be grey, catatonic, and barely seem to even notice being caught. I intended to have this be a bit of world building to try and remind Tick of the effects of The Mist and why it would be a good idea t-
He eats exclusively the grey seafood, actually taking 6 damage from biting into a raw crab with it's shell still on. And then asks how the party reacts to it, ooc.
Not wanting to deal with this again, I make a spontaneous encounter with some straggling raiders to potentially give dying-breath exposition and get the party rolling again. Tick uses Barbarian Rage and describes getting big and buff in a way akin to Fist of The North Star, then asks me "how do they react?" Then asks. "How does the party react?"
Obviously by fighting each other. They get their exposition, and Tick immediately goes to get more fish without paying much mind to the plot. I should note that Tick never rolled below an 18 with or without modifiers, combat, social, or otherwise the entire time we knew him.
Getting annoyed with this now, I explain that the fighting scared the fish away and he's stuck with what he's got. He retorts by saying he'll go deep underwater to get more...
This is when he reveals the REST of the backstory that he'd "told me already" when the rest of the party got annoyed. I was annoyed too, but damned if I wasn't determined to get them going at least partially in the right direction before Session 0 ended. So I just rolled up my sleeves. Said we'd discuss it later, brought down Monty Python's hand of God, and swatted them along the right path.
This worked for about 5 minutes before Tick was once again eating fish I've described as "tasteless and mood-draining, with eyes of milky fog" and wedging himself into other people's dialogue with "How do they react to X?" Or "What would your character do if I X?" Or trying to talk like it's a dialogue tree. "What are you? What's a Warforged? Do you reproduce? Can you be made into sex-bots? What's a Tabaxi? Whats a Changeling? Whats their history? Whats your history?" Nonstop badgering with very little attempt to actually roleplay organically until the actual roleplay just dried up and Tick was finally attacked by James. It wasn't full on PvP. Just the Rogue warning the loud, clearly corrupted fish man to stop asking him about why The Mist bothers him, again while eating exclusively the lifeless seafood and not the healthy ones, which everyone also said in character was a bad idea. He also gets upset and declares that noone will talk to him, even though he's actually blatantly ignored both Matt and Moon this whole time.
Things spiraled from there, ooc, and I had to call the session because we had to spend the next hour arguing what we meant by "rp heavy" and "actions in game will have effects" and "Common #@&*ing sense", then going back over several reasons his backstory couldn't work. And my annoyance that he'd tried to slip in his 'child of prophecy' nonsense into my plot AFTER THE FACT, yes it was indeed, and finally that he needs to be a bit more conscious of the situations he's in to avoid mishaps. Based on how much more we have to go, you can guess how well he took the advice.
Chapter 1.5: TrapJaw's return.
Things cool for awhile but eventually James returns as DM and has us in his own campaign. The important notes are:
Im now HC-4D4, Warforged Barbarian
Bolted is a Frog Ranger (don't recall the race)
And Tick is still the same race, class, and character. Obviously the backstory wasn't changed but he didn't bother using it. James was also very clear that he was not putting up with the 3 forms or the fiat abilities I gave him. Another thing Tick just tossed out the window, then tries to say that me giving him abilities in one game should somehow translate to a different game with a different DM.
Lvl 5 all of us.
To cut a long story short, the BGGG (Big Good Good Guy) personally introduces Tick as an envoy to us, as we were going to an area in the ocean and needed assistance. The BGGG is PERSONALLY hand picking this man to be our trusted ally in the field. And he intros by using his Rage to beef up and flex, then immediately asks, again before anyone can say anything irp "How does the party react to me getting all beefed out?"
The BGGG chides him for his carelessness and Tick once again starts taking it personally, but decides to go to HC. He asks HC if he wants to go lift weights. I agreed as HC was designed to be 'Heavy Cavalry' and his Rage was just his core overclocking to perform more extreme feats. I will at least say I enjoyed my one good line for my character.
Tick: "Hey, robot. Do you lift?" HC: "I am HC-4D4. I am BUILT to lift."
James decides to make it more interesting and has the BGGG request a spar between Tick and I. Bolted wants to do it instead, partially as revenge for the treatment in my campaign, and I agree. Spar starts and the Ranger lands 4 damage with a punch. Tick immediately curls up on the ground and doesn't want to fight anymore. Keep in mind he was introduced as our assistant for a dangerous area, and his intro was to both flex to his max, and challenge the robot to weight lifting.
HC asks if he's actually able to hold himself in combat, and Tick suddenly explodes ooc, accuses me, then the party, of bullying him. He says he didn't want to fight, despite being a lvl5 barbarian vs a lvl 5 Ranger in melee sparring. He says how his "last DM was easy going and people were more lighthearted" and that "y'all are too serious all the time." We also find out that he has 20's on all his stats, call him out for rolling nothing lower than an 18, and even try to make things better to suit his character.
James even suggested that Tick halve his strength when in Twink form so it thematically makes sense. And that buffing out brought out his full potential. That way his character that is meant to be timid and unsure of his strength unless roiding out isn't on par with a literal war machine in terms of raw strength when he's a stickman. He declined, stating that "it wasn't hurting anyone. Your just targeting me. It shouldn't matter." This once again gets out of hand after awhile to the point the session ends and everyone leaves with mild annoyance.
Eventually we demand he scrap the character and make a new one. Before I know it, he's asking if I can allow him to use homebrew of The Blue Mage from i think Final fantasy. Not sure. I try and tell him I'm not trying to do homebrew classes, and all I get it a link to the Red Mage instead along with pleads to let him "have this one thing."
James, Bolted, and I now tell him he has to pick canon 5e classes and go from there. He retorts by saying he's already played all the classes before and he's bored with them. But we go back and forth until we manage to convince him to be a Monk... Only to learn he has no idea how Monks work. Not only that, but James goes over Flurry of Blows mechanics, no joke, 5 times in a row. And even then he got it wrong, prompting James to shout "WE JUST DID THE MATH!!" Which became a new in-group joke among us after. But we soon found out he basically had no idea how anything that wasn't Barbarian, Fighter, or Rogue worked. And this man's trying to come at me on some Red\Blue Mage homebrew. I felt like I was smoking pickled gravel. How was this even real.
Chapter 2: Dark Heresy
That is the last 5e game we actually do with Tick. As motivation to continue was dropping like the population of Pompeii, James and I found something we and the party could all enjoy.
Dark Heresy and Black Crusade. If you aren't aware, these are two games based on the universe of Warhammer 40k. Clearly a perfect place for the lighthearted Tick. Who we explain...three times...what he's getting into.
We start with Dark Heresy. Where we took a bit of inspiration from The All Guardsman Party and made...well Guardsman. The difference being we made a couple specially designed people. I made a regular Guardsman named Church, and a Death Korps of Krieg soldier. Bolted made a hive ganger that got drafted to avoid a shiv in prison.
Despite my assumption that The Grim Darkness of the far future would be enough to push him away. Instead? His first character is a Catatchan Jungle Fighter. For the uninitiated: Think a world full of the most dangerous plants, bugs, fungus, and animals ever imagined, populated by Rambo clones that hate shirts and love big bowie knives and flamethrowers and you'll get an idea.
So naturally he's a damn barely-legal tween, maxes out all his stats, tries to wear as much armor as he can while usung the unarmored dodge boost his build relies on, uses a sniper and invisibility cloak while also using shotguns and melee just as readily and from about the same range. And his backstory is that he's the runt of his family, thus prefers using sniping and subterfuge over his brothers more gung-ho attitude. Catatchan lore aside, This is despite him having more armor, toughness, health, strength, melee, and gun skills than my Krieg Guardsman, who I actually designed to be a front line bayonet enthusiast and the parties volunteer bullet biter.
I should also note than unlike 5e, rather than rolling a D20 and going high. You roll a D100 and go for as low as possible. So naturally his dice rolls shift from 18-22 with D20, down to 1-11 with D100. Every. Single. Time. Critical hits in this game are also different. With max damage die yielding crits rather than accuracy unless its... You guessed it 1-10 where the headshot range is. If you get your first crit, you reroll accuracy, and if it lands, roll a second dice. If that maxes out also, you keep rolling until you stop maxing out and add allllll those maxed out die and the last die to the damage. Rather op but its actually pretty hard . So of course his damage die always seemed to max out at least twice each shot. Three times if the threat looked especially scary.
Basically instead of an intense, gritty fight for survival, the man ran along like a sniper in Call of Duty and 360 noscoped anything in our path. He also continued asking questions a Guardsman in character shouldn't even think about like details on Chaos and Inquisitors, stopping every 2 seconds to ask "How does Church\Kriegsman react to this?" And "What would you do if I x?" All the while practically aimbotting. The only reason he didn't die was because usually everyone died before it got to their turn, and the party was too close to let a stray bomb hit him. He wouldn't roleplay beyond thinly veiled attempts to keep asking questions, and generally it was so lackluster we ended up putting Dark Heresy on the shelf and moving on to Black Crusade.
Chapter 2.5: Black Crusade
It should be noted that this is around the middle of the last couple months we kept Tick around, and his behavior had gotten....frankly creepy. He was clearly crushing hard on James, and when James was pissed at him for how he acted both in game and ooc, he'd take it super personally, comparing James to a celebrity or a popular kid in school that he was intimidated by. Again, he was an underaged twink that regularly made jokes about being a trap and\or being promiscuous with men, animals, and miscellaneous cylindrical objects. He was also officially blocking out any and all advice or criticism we offered, and regularly talked bad about us in different Aminos or to other friends. He was wearing out his welcome rather fast, and it was honestly just a mild mix of social discomfort and pity at his seemingly empty life beyond this party that kept him in beyond this.
So for some ungodly reason, we let him come back for Black Crusade.
For the uninitated, Black Crusade is also 40k. But you play as the chaos worshipers. All those blood soaked, lusting, rotting, lovecraftian hordes of Men, Marines, and Monsters that seek to reap the death and suffering of all. This can't POSSIBLY be made into a hapless, sexually repressed kid AGAIN right?
I make a Khornate Berserker
Bolted becomes a Tzeench psycher sorcerer.
And Tick becomes a Death Priest of Mire. Basically a mix of The Witch and The Hunter from L4D that can utilize radiation, acid, and disease buffs on their weapons. Preferably melee. The issue is Tick also recieved a mutation that makes him look like a normal person and not...basically a zombie. And he still maxed his stats to the point that his melee is on par with a Kornate Berzerker. To put it gently, Tony Hawk just walked up to Prime Time Iron Mike Tyson and said "...yea, me too."
We each get told on our separate worlds to meet an Oracle that will send us on our plot. While there, each of us have a side-quest to optionally perform while at the Oracles place. I must destroy a book. Bolted needs the same book. But Tick needed to get samples from a certain exhibit.
Having not met any of us yet irp, Tick decides to cling to my Berserker and follow him everywhere as he's looking for the book. He reads a medical book at some point but other than that, contributes nothing, and just asks question after question. "How are space marines made? How old are you? How does your oc react to me doing this gross thing?" He really tried hard to make us grossed out in character, but we're....well Chaos worshippers. Any 40k person can tell you why you aren't gonna gross us out. This upsets him to no end.
I end up literally splitting the book with Bolted using a chain-axe, and we get in a mini boss fight with Oracle. Tick nearly TPK's us with Nurgles Rot, but James allows a do-over. Then he accidentally kills us a second time with the same strategy. Brilliant. So after a second do-over, we finally kill the Oracle and escape in a ship.
And then Tick stalls the game for 30 minutes. He wants to ask my Berserker a question but he's afraid ill kill him. Noone knows what his deal is but its such an important question he fears asking, that after nearly yelling at him over this and promising not to kill him at the end of half an hour. He finally asks...
"So...is your [email protected]# the size of a chainsword?"
Desperate, I say "Probably enhanced like everything else" and try and move on, only to be hit with questions involving Space Marine anatomy and their history that clearly are meant out of character since he's not bothered roleplaying much as it is. He'd chewed up hours of game time just asking non-stop question, wondering how we would react to things then spending forever deciding what should be organic dialogue, and STILL HASN'T ROLLED ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF MOLESTING DISTANCE OF A CRIT SUCCESS.
Not only that, but on multiple occasions, he would "Pre-roll" initiative, accuracy, damage, and at least 1 extra crit die before encounters and come at us with the "uhm actually" tone of voice that I swear I thought had been a joke until he used it to describe how he already took out an enemy before any of us rolled initiative because he just assumed he would go first.
At this point, we threw up our collective hands and said he needed to go. We copied his character sheets and sent them to him on a different Amino, and we just up and kicked him from the group. It wasn't just Black Crusade. It was everything.
Part 3: Out of Character.
So as I've been saying, this behavior earned a lot of confrontation with many members of the group, especially James, Bolted, and I.
James was joining the Navy in a couple of weeks, and had become too busy to DM, and had long since run out of patience, so he was letting me and Bolted do the talking and game running. This delighted Tick to no end, and he openly stated that he'd just wait until James leaves, then come back so things aren't as tense between them.
He'd actually believed..."romantic" (not the word id use) tension was why things had gotten as off the rails as it had.
Not that he was an emotionally unstable, underaged, crossdressing kid that would always act like a brooding teenager getting a lecture and just say "uhuh. Mhmm. I know that. Uhuh. Ok. Mhmm. I know that." While surfing YouTube or google to tune us out, getting angry with us and accusing us of bullying, and actually responding to insults with self-depricating sexual jokes that would just make us want to scream at him that we didn't care what he wanted to- ugh i can't finish this thought. Disgust and anger mix like boiling bile as I recall it.
I'll give him credit that he never accused us of homophobia, but that's about all I can say about him.
He'd act out constantly to the point that Bolted, the calmest and oldest adult we had on hand, also ended up blowing up at him to a minor degree. And it never stuck. Eventually we just didn't want to be around him and his frankly toxic behavior that he defended by bringing up an abusive household or mental illness, which as someone that dealt with both, I hated having thrown in my face. And after he began to really crush on James with...implications, again, a good 5 year gap and he's a minor, we'd all collectively decided that it had been enough, and gave him the boot.
Epilogue:
Tick found a different group on the other amino we all frequent, and has convinced them that we were all terrible awful no good very bad people, and that we'd beg to have him back. To this day, it hasn't happened. James is still in Bootcamp. Bolted got the cheerleader, and the group still mostly hasn't resumed dnd. I think we're all just taking a much needed break.
"But what of the narrator?" You ask. Well I'm currently hankering for another Dark Heresy game. I want to see someone's reaction to the burly, stone cold Kriegsman being barely 17 and already enlisted. Or Church finally finding the Guardsman that showed him his true faith.
How would I react to that?
Yea...
I think I'd like that.
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As I will curate which Artists can perform a Creative Study Exercise of small or lengthy Written material concisely, I do not know what is worth your time. So please add complexity rates. Whilst I do have a Discord of Freelancers available, they've all seen Him already, as he's my pride and joy. This is namely because I don't actually like my own Country at all, so to create a character that honours it is a high task. I have designed this character in mind of real people with real struggles. However, due to writing twists, he cannot look moody or angry or depressed upfront. He needs to come across as a silly joker with problems he seems like he hasn't understood yet. Especially when I need to format him to be lovable, and I do definitely love him the most out of any Story. I am looking for something very fine tuned and people willing to spend a decent chunk of time practise running things.

Without a Guardian Signature, I will not hire people under 18.

This confirms they are aware. Due to the Dark Fantasy Rating & Mature designs, I consider this only fair that your Guardian knows what you're doing as I would feel horrible and consider myself personally responsible. I never say make the experience difficult for you outside of this clause, without a seriously good reason to do as such.
I apologise that my designs are complicated, now and in advance.
Please Read the TL;DR, at least... If you didn't read the below, I will basically consider you not willing to do tailored content and, by proxy, I really prefer not to work with people who conduct in such a way.

If you try to tell me that him being gay "does not matter", you will never be hired by me. Ever. I'm a lenient person, sometimes we make mistakes - This isn't a mistake, however, this is bigotry.

You are allowed to decide you do not want to draw Risque or clearly defined Cultural or LGBT Characters, no matter your inner designs, it is a sensitive topic to do Minority characters, as the backlash is unbearable if you do this wrong. I'm find rationalising and defending that rationale, no matter if you have secret fears or not. The World is scary and so is this huge World Building exercise.

I'm looking to create complex, subtle needles in the stack and audience targeted Stories, Character(s) to match, with immersive Writing & Research to reflect that.

In this case, he is British, an LGBT Member whose Closeted, yet British mannerisms are quite flamboyant and sarcastic - We do not, on average, go mental diving to fix problems. They boil over and we argue a lot or just say offensive words that to us British folk is always sub-consciously viewed as venting steam so we're usually not offended when it's people we know.
More about his background, to explain my design choices:
Bar's Village and people are locked in some horrible tainted forest; They're held captive as Cattle to be feasted upon. Due to the tainted soil of the Forest and it's viciously gross pollen, over time, they went from Pure Humans to Human people with fully monsterous body parts. For Bar, he has 1 Arm, 1 Leg, 1 Tail, Both Ears as Monster Features.
Bar is a rather curious and heart of gold kinda guy, despite being held in such conditions, he tried his hardest to be seen as a Cattle worthy of not being eaten, so he could put together his motion of saving his people from this morbid horror.
Skipping over, he somehow escapes the Twisted Forest, finding solace in the Main Economical HUB of the Story. This is where his life really begins, becoming more lax, nonchalant and genuinely like nothing matters at all. He finds all kinds of things he never experienced before. Gambling, Smoking, Alcohol - All these dangerous things that he finds these tools of joy vastly invigorating compared to the beyond easy time he has in the Gladiator Pits to make Money.
More About British Stuff and using my own research of experiences in life to build a complex character:
British folk, as a Society, ignore the big problems and act like nothing matters, getting drunk on average to avoid the intense pressures of Society and Smoke a lot - This isn't about me specifically, as I don't do most of these things - But quick YouTube searches can give you enough insight to this type of behaviour. As thus, can be considered widely ignorant and clownery, whilst there's huge blends of Masculine & Feminine Form to both Men and Women here, however, due to the underlining hood issues of ignorance, by directly pin-pointing problematic behaviour by our own phrases of "These Piercings are gay" & "That Hand is gay" and such. British Comedy is also extremely exaggerated and quite silly, when done in the truest form.
This out-take of my own Country is not meant to be offensive, it's meant to show why I have to design this character so complicated and not make him some angry person, as I don't want to showcase the truer dark seeds of British Behaviour, I want to show what is good when you are able to look past the rough exterior.
So Monty Python, toned down, is the usual Yorkshire Style that everyone sees on TV in their Countries about British Jokes and is what I consider to be the best British Comedy, as it is not just about being Slapstick, it's about being multi-dimensional satire whilst visually just being goofy and off your rocks, as well as anyone who used the internet for a year has likely seen it more than once.
You should be able to discern from the above, that whatever he may look like, he must at least be some sort of array of Hypocrisy, Contradictions and Goofy, multi-layered subtle things that a British Audience is primarily going to understand, however, due to the particulars of Yorkshire Comedy being so widely well known, it should be easy for most to know the content before hand.

My Concerns:

I love this character a lot, despite all visual queues of reasons of my PTSD/Victim Complex I should not, on an appearance level. He reminds me of the rude Chavs that spit and threaten you, but I tried to take out the good parts of them. I liked his design, to the point I would idolise silly romantic works like a Fujoshi Complex (Albeit because I am actually writing such Manga for my IP, first cover and panel goes out tomorrow, actually) but now I feel like I'm combating against it when it was fine for the last 5 months or so... I can only theorise that I had arrogant glasses, being so impressed that I could write the good parts out of bad expressions to British Behavioural Complexes whilst also having a very technical Artist draw him - I can only continue to fault myself for being so passionate about my work that this is happening now.
So far I'm definitely accepting of keeping his head the way it is, everything else just all of a sudden seems off.
I've received some strange variations of him recently from Freelancers playing Entrance Exam for Pay and perhaps there is the idea that people are getting it wrong that's psyching me out a lot?
His general premise, body wise is pretty open ended, I guess.
I have this nag feeling to suddenly blow out his limbs to cartoon levels whilst staying in the realm of his intended Dark Fantasy Style... But it could also just be down to the Writing I present is basic to see how people do on their assignment of an oddball concept.
Might also be I did some exercises on him actually having & being a Race of Cattle-Bred & Corrupted people.
Time to solve the mystery of the Chimera-Man... My lack of confidence in this is very starch compared to my usual high levels of self-esteem and concise visions, as I usually hire a single very detailed piece. I guess he's just my one vulnerable point on my IP.
Please don't hurt me I spent two full days with no sleep writing this I'm not even kidding, I'm really serious about this one Character and I give up on trying to format the post, I'm tired, I want sleep, please forgive me, please.
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2019.12.18 23:24 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: onguardforthee top posts from 2019-11-18 to 2019-12-18 04:58 PDT

Period: 29.72 days
Submissions Comments
Total 860 19934
Rate (per day) 28.94 655.72
Unique Redditors 258 4647
Combined Score 145003 219941

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 22701 points, 45 submissions: UsedToDonateBlood
    1. Andrew Scheer resigns as Conservative leader (3435 points, 668 comments)
    2. Happy 62nd birthday to Canadian comedian and improv legend Colin Mochrie! (3245 points, 69 comments)
    3. Justin Trudeau moves forward with federal ban on LGBT+ conversion therapy (2493 points, 190 comments)
    4. 2010s Canadian Conservative - starter pack (2278 points, 225 comments)
    5. I'm gonna tell my kids that this is the Canadian rock band trio Rush (1618 points, 83 comments)
    6. Ed The Sock: #AndrewScheer is like #MontyPython's Black Knight. Loses an election, his personal unpopularity is what dragged down his party according to stats, his own party hates him (I've talked to insiders; they never liked him), - all of this & he won't let go. "It's Just a flesh wound!" (1211 points, 146 comments)
    7. Lowe's to close 34 stores in Canada, most under the Rona banner (875 points, 267 comments)
    8. Doug Ford ‘proud’ of decision to tear up hundreds of green energy contracts (727 points, 100 comments)
    9. Neo-Nazi Arms Dealer Exposed as Canadian Navy Sailor (683 points, 54 comments)
    10. Canadian duo invent a toothpaste tablet to eliminate plastic tubes: “Toothpaste tubes take over 500 years to break down and are unable to be recycled. We’ve developed toothpaste tablets that remove the need for a tube altogether.” (669 points, 83 comments)
  2. 12741 points, 92 submissions: RemoteCartographer9
    1. Singh calls for government funding to maintain N.B.'s only abortion clinic (1925 points, 112 comments)
    2. Medical schools should deny applicants who object to provide abortion, assisted death: bioethicist (1867 points, 389 comments)
    3. He died by suicide in front of Alberta’s legislature. He said he wanted to bring attention to Medical Assistance in Dying (1088 points, 98 comments)
    4. Map of hate: Publication pinpoints Canadian users of neo-Nazi site Iron March (1048 points, 118 comments)
    5. Canada seeks peace in space as U.S. prepares to weaponize it (895 points, 121 comments)
    6. Meet the Canadian fighting to keep notorious 8chan forum offline forever (854 points, 148 comments)
    7. Trans flag raised for 1st time at B.C. legislature on Transgender Day of Remembrance (241 points, 3 comments)
    8. Firing of Alberta election commissioner called ‘political interference,’ Opposition seeks intervention (230 points, 10 comments)
    9. Stray Ontario Dog Found Warming Tiny Kittens By Roadside On Chilly Night (225 points, 9 comments)
    10. As Canada's video game industry booms, spotlight turns to working conditions (209 points, 25 comments)
  3. 10214 points, 110 submissions: NotEnoughDriftwood
    1. Community prepares to throw switch on solar farm 100% owned and operated by First Nation (1839 points, 85 comments)
    2. 'Incredibly low': Only 118 pardons granted for pot possession in first 4 months (1343 points, 106 comments)
    3. Federal government’s refusal to provide clean needles in prison to be challenged Monday (918 points, 163 comments)
    4. Alberta premier urges unions to consider province's economy amid talk of general strike (556 points, 111 comments)
    5. A University of Alberta lecturer called the Holodomor a ‘myth.’ Ukrainian Canadian students want him fired (312 points, 84 comments)
    6. Ontario’s energy minister takes heat for quoting from magazine casting doubt on climate change (260 points, 10 comments)
    7. Alberta’s election agency stops disclosing names of people, organizations fined for violating law (220 points, 20 comments)
    8. Canadian telecom complaints hit record high, with Bell leading the pack (219 points, 29 comments)
    9. 'It's a milestone, I'm thrilled': B.C. survivor of conversion therapy applauds federal commitment to ban it (215 points, 1 comment)
    10. How A Canadian Oil Company Strategized To Stall Climate Action For Decades (215 points, 9 comments)
  4. 5528 points, 1 submission: canuck_burger
    1. After watching the Trump impeachment, a large number of voters in the US can't distinguish between facts and fake news. The US is a very broken democracy right now. We can't let this happen to Canada. (5528 points, 470 comments)
  5. 5092 points, 70 submissions: idspispopd
    1. Independent Alberta would be the world’s worst climate polluter (1545 points, 259 comments)
    2. 'An historic abuse of power': Notley decries UCP government firing of an official who's investigating the party (1090 points, 108 comments)
    3. B.C. law protecting government whistleblowers comes into effect Dec. 1 (413 points, 6 comments)
    4. Greta Thunberg and other youth call on Trudeau to ditch fossil fuels (211 points, 93 comments)
    5. 28 years ago, big oil predicted carbon tax was necessary to stop global warming (125 points, 10 comments)
    6. B.C. NDP members contradict the NDP solicitor general with unanimous push to decriminalize drugs (105 points, 24 comments)
    7. Jason Kenney’s UCP Under Fire For Accusing High School Teachers of Being Disloyal to Oil Industry (96 points, 16 comments)
    8. Jason Kenney foreign-funding conspiracy theory is false and we can prove it (91 points, 5 comments)
    9. Kenney’s Conspiracy Theories Crashing into Realities of Corporate Climate Risk: While premier rails against Alberta credit downgrade, financial world recognizes global warming threat. (91 points, 14 comments)
    10. What’s with the United Conservative Party’s emerging fury at nurses, of all people? (77 points, 29 comments)
  6. 4789 points, 1 submission: GuacamoleBay
    1. You guys free next Sunday? (4789 points, 292 comments)
  7. 4434 points, 1 submission: Wuzupmyhomiz
    1. Trump calls Trudeau 'two-faced', cancels press conference and leaves Nato summit early after video of world leaders laughing at him (4434 points, 563 comments)
  8. 4290 points, 2 submissions: Snow_Mexican1
    1. nestle (4162 points, 295 comments)
    2. Canadian exchange student allegedly trapped inside Hong Kong Polytechnic University (128 points, 23 comments)
  9. 4033 points, 28 submissions: ur_a_idiet
    1. Blood-stained Jason Kenney fires police officers investigating murder (1199 points, 33 comments)
    2. Doug Ford won’t answer your calls anymore. He won’t even answer questions in the legislature (926 points, 104 comments)
    3. Sport that definitely doesn't have a racism problem suffers second racism scandal of month (468 points, 79 comments)
    4. Toronto church puts baby Jesus in a cage to draw attention to plight of refugees (314 points, 11 comments)
    5. Ron MacLean accidentally nods while watching Hitler speech on YouTube (132 points, 15 comments)
    6. ‘Ending up here is a love story.’ American writer John Irving becomes a Canadian citizen (111 points, 8 comments)
    7. Montreal massacre victims’ memorial defaced with ‘misogynistic messages’ (92 points, 44 comments)
    8. How many more young Indigenous people have to die in Thunder Bay? (87 points, 14 comments)
    9. CRTC announces new plan to help prevent nuisance phone calls (78 points, 23 comments)
    10. Jagmeet Singh speaks on violence against women in Canada on anniversary of Montreal massacre (78 points, 6 comments)
  10. 4031 points, 1 submission: Manic157
    1. Can't afford to send his kids to school (4031 points, 387 comments)
  11. 3903 points, 1 submission: AccurateLine
    1. TIME Person of the Year 2019: Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg (3903 points, 536 comments)
  12. 3519 points, 3 submissions: Falom
    1. I got a good chuckle out of this one. From BC so my view might be a bit tainted. (3492 points, 346 comments)
    2. “Canada” consists of a few major cities and vast wastelands. (14 points, 1 comment)
    3. What does Brexit mean for Canada? (13 points, 32 comments)
  13. 3083 points, 1 submission: j_miles
    1. It was never really about immigration, it was about race. And racism is still an alive and well issue in the country. (3083 points, 192 comments)
  14. 2740 points, 2 submissions: yimmy51
    1. "Canadians can’t afford dental care, Americans can’t afford medical care. How is it that we are some of the richest and most technologically advanced nations in the world and people can’t access healthcare?#DentalCareIsHealthCare #HealthcareIsAHumanRight" (2740 points, 226 comments)
    2. Nova Scotia Vs. Manitoba (0 points, 1 comment)
  15. 2164 points, 4 submissions: youseepee
    1. Teacher Corrects Kenney's Tweet (1781 points, 83 comments)
    2. How Kenney Fundraises (235 points, 15 comments)
    3. Jason Kenney's 3rd-Party Advertiser, 'Shaping Alberta's Future' raised $1.2M in two quarters of 2018. Almost half of the total raised came from just twenty companies. (92 points, 3 comments)
    4. Alberta Justice to lay off 90 civil lawyers, outsource more legal work, to meet budget cuts CBC News (56 points, 3 comments)
  16. 2082 points, 5 submissions: Zer0_Karma
    1. Alberta’s Provincial Legislature Is “On Track to Enacting Pro-Life Policy” (776 points, 207 comments)
    2. Social conservative groups call for Andrew Scheer to resign (711 points, 148 comments)
    3. The Conservatives’ Radical Right Problem Goes Way Beyond Scheer (446 points, 58 comments)
    4. Opinion: Andrew Scheer is boiled celery, and it’s hard to get excited about boiled celery (142 points, 19 comments)
    5. Scheer picks former Liberal MP Leona Alleslev as his deputy Conservative leader (7 points, 8 comments)
  17. 2055 points, 1 submission: victory-45
    1. BREAKING: Canadian PM Trudeau instructs new Foreign Minister to “Build on Magnitsky sanctions to develop legislation to support victims of human rights abuses by transferring seized assets from those who commit grave human rights abuses to their victims” (2055 points, 184 comments)
  18. 1966 points, 24 submissions: hundredfooter
    1. Lying Politicians Are Killing Our Democracies (857 points, 56 comments)
    2. Twice, he went to the ER with stomach pain. Both times, doctors missed Stage 4 cancer and sent him home CBC News (553 points, 123 comments)
    3. 3,000 sexual assaults reported in Ubers last year the 'tip of the iceberg,' says lawyer CBC Radio (75 points, 10 comments)
    4. Bear Clan Patrol, Indigenous community watch group, opens Calgary chapter CBC News (57 points, 3 comments)
    5. Why Sweden’s Central Bank Divested from Alberta and Reinvested in BC The Tyee (55 points, 17 comments)
    6. 'He's in my building': Woman living in fear after accused attacker granted bail CBC News (41 points, 1 comment)
    7. OPINION Opinion: Why the West should move beyond an oilpatch economy CBC News (41 points, 4 comments)
    8. Cool kid Trudeau and friends tease a clueless Trump in SNL spoof CBC News (36 points, 7 comments)
    9. Hundreds of public sector workers protest post-secondary layoffs CBC News (35 points, 8 comments)
    10. Jason Kenney's government to fire man investigating his leadership race CBC Radio (33 points, 6 comments)
  19. 1895 points, 2 submissions: ra_ekim
    1. Don’t blame Justin Trudeau. It’s about time world leaders made fun of Donald Trump (1781 points, 192 comments)
    2. Trump caught on microphone congratulating himself about his Trudeau attack: 'That was funny when I said the guy's two-faced' (114 points, 18 comments)
  20. 1833 points, 4 submissions: Chrristoaivalis
    1. NDP press Liberals to limit tax break and invest in dental care (1601 points, 279 comments)
    2. Doug Ford and Catherine Mulroney lie about reason for Cancelling Hamilton LRT (161 points, 16 comments)
    3. Tentative Deal in CN Rail Teamsters Strike Shows Collective Bargaining Works (40 points, 3 comments)
    4. Stefan Molyneux sends creepy tweet about Taylor Swift's eggs and fertility (31 points, 9 comments)
  21. 1832 points, 1 submission: myweed1esbigger
    1. “This is a hospital, we make people better.” “But money?” (1832 points, 178 comments)
  22. 1751 points, 1 submission: SnailShell01
    1. Service Ontario, playing hardball. O.o (1751 points, 160 comments)
  23. 1601 points, 3 submissions: iamnotbillyjoel
    1. Greta Thunberg accuses Canada and Norway of violating children's rights by prioritizing economic gains over climate future (1397 points, 285 comments)
    2. Canada ranked 55 of 61 in Climate Change Performance [PDF] (196 points, 33 comments)
    3. Trans Mountain pipeline construction to begin with ‘pipe in the ground’ by Christmas (8 points, 8 comments)
  24. 1524 points, 1 submission: PyroVoyager
    1. Jason Kenney - Feb 2019 (1524 points, 194 comments)
  25. 1424 points, 2 submissions: MercedesOfMercia
    1. Family doctors now have to keep appointments under 10 minutes to stay in business in Alberta... (1409 points, 260 comments)
    2. Alberta school lesson on oil sands prompts threats from parents amid sensitivity over industry’s image (15 points, 8 comments)
  26. 1392 points, 1 submission: SmallAl
    1. China is monitoring Uighurs living in Canada and other nations and arresting them when they return to China (1392 points, 136 comments)
  27. 1186 points, 11 submissions: wpgcyclist
    1. Read the Election Commissioner’s Urgent Warning About Jason Kenney’s Move to Fire The Man Investigating Kenney’s Party (285 points, 8 comments)
    2. Kenney’s ‘War Room’ Spending ‘About Equal’ To Funds Cut From Calgary Schools (166 points, 35 comments)
    3. Right-Wing Councillors And Business Groups Are Targeting the Homeless in Municipalities Across British Columbia (162 points, 17 comments)
    4. ‘This is a Cover-Up’: Jason Kenney Faces Blowback After Moving to Fire Investigator Investigating Kenney’s Party (160 points, 12 comments)
    5. Three of Jason Kenney’s UCP MLAs Attended Conference Featuring Far-Right, Pro-Separatist Speakers (155 points, 17 comments)
    6. Days Before The Federal Election, Computers On A Remote BC Island Were Hijacked In A Mysterious Cyber Attack (98 points, 7 comments)
    7. Union reaches tentative deal with CN Rail CBC News (54 points, 4 comments)
    8. Harper's ex-campaign director joins voices calling on Scheer to quit Conservative leadership CBC News (49 points, 7 comments)
    9. Pallister Government Signals Rural Health Facility Closures, Once Again (21 points, 2 comments)
    10. KPMG Given ‘Open-Ended’ Contract At Undisclosed Price To Assist Completion Of Winnipeg Healthcare Overhaul, Critics Say (20 points, 2 comments)
  28. 1086 points, 8 submissions: VampyreLust
    1. Far-right terrorism has increased 320 percent in just four years, extremism watchdog warns Newsweek (857 points, 110 comments)
    2. Canada warned of fallout on Five Eyes relationship if Huawei allowed on 5G CBC News (76 points, 24 comments)
    3. Uber and Lyft post ridiculous prices as fire shuts down TTC subway line (40 points, 34 comments)
    4. Canada loses 71,200 jobs in biggest employment drop in decade (37 points, 4 comments)
    5. York University and U of T calling exchange students home from Hong Kong amid rising protests CBC News (26 points, 1 comment)
    6. Why you don't need blue light lenses: Hidden camera investigation (Marketplace) (24 points, 3 comments)
    7. Tories, NDP won't support throne speech but Bloc will back Liberals' agenda if it comes to vote CBC News (16 points, 38 comments)
    8. How to talk about China - and why it matters CBC (10 points, 2 comments)
  29. 1079 points, 9 submissions: westcoastal
    1. Moody's downgrades Alberta's credit rating, citing continued dependence on oil CBC News (663 points, 143 comments)
    2. 10 times more land affected by leak from Keystone pipeline than first thought CBC News (159 points, 5 comments)
    3. Rioters demand return of Anne with an E (134 points, 5 comments)
    4. 'Satan' shows up to Courtenay Christmas parade after newspaper typo announces his arrival (58 points, 4 comments)
    5. Toronto police arrest man who allegedly threw feces at 5 people CBC News (25 points, 6 comments)
    6. Hamilton welder is lone Canadian at World Darts Championship in London CBC News (15 points, 10 comments)
    7. 'Big, bold, audacious' Kent Monkman artworks 'at home' at the Met, says curator CBC News (10 points, 4 comments)
    8. 'State of continual crisis': Alberta Crown prosecutors overworked, understaffed CBC News (10 points, 2 comments)
    9. Kenney to seek 'common ground' as poll finds Quebecers most OK with Alberta separation CBC News (5 points, 3 comments)
  30. 1066 points, 3 submissions: HistoricaCanada
    1. 100,000 unaccompanied children were sent from Britain to Canada b/w 1869 & 1939. Regarded as orphans, 2/3 had a living parent. Shipped overseas w/ promises of a better life, many were used as labourers & experienced appalling conditions and abuse. Today, over 10% of Canadians are their descendants. (909 points, 65 comments)
    2. On International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women, learn about the high and disproportionate rates of Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls. Indigenous women are 3.5 times more likely to experience violence than non-Indigenous women & their homicide rate is 7 times higher. (125 points, 6 comments)
    3. TIL about Isobel Gunn, one of the first European woman in Western Canada. She disguised herself as a man to work in the fur trade, and her gender was only revealed when she gave birth to a son. After years of hard work, Gunn was sent back to Scotland– HBC didn't allow European women at their posts. (32 points, 2 comments)
  31. 1037 points, 1 submission: outlawsoul
    1. Rona Ambrose is being shilled to us as the next CPC darling. Do not buy it. She is as vile as they come. (1037 points, 219 comments)
  32. 932 points, 11 submissions: burtzev
    1. Satire: Melania Trump confirms she fancies both of Justin Trudeau’s faces (613 points, 17 comments)
    2. Workers urge public to “join the resistance” against “Kenney’s cuts” (161 points, 9 comments)
    3. Long-term damage from logging hits ability of Canada's forests to regenerate (56 points, 11 comments)
    4. Why Quebec leads in clean tech — so far (19 points, 7 comments)
    5. A mine in the middle (17 points, 0 comments)
    6. Food Prices Expected To Jump Next Year Due To Climate Change: Report (16 points, 6 comments)
    7. Unifor refinery workers take fight with Co-op to airwaves at Grey Cup (16 points, 0 comments)
    8. Agriculture needs changes to help save climate and farmers, says national agriculture group (14 points, 8 comments)
    9. Big Oil’s Political Reach (11 points, 0 comments)
    10. Indigenous Youth & Elders at COP25 Protest Canada’s Support of Dirty Tar Sands Projects (6 points, 0 comments)

Top Commenters

  1. BigNickDipples (4026 points, 110 comments)
  2. UsedToDonateBlood (3861 points, 32 comments)
  3. Caucasian_Fury (3129 points, 102 comments)
  4. wpgcyclist (2882 points, 33 comments)
  5. PrettyMuchAVegetable (2863 points, 73 comments)
  6. NotEnoughDriftwood (2095 points, 218 comments)
  7. Jackie_Blue_ (2018 points, 205 comments)
  8. HistoryDave (2003 points, 286 comments)
  9. RightWynneRights (1821 points, 31 comments)
  10. anhyzerguy (1593 points, 7 comments)

Top Submissions

  1. After watching the Trump impeachment, a large number of voters in the US can't distinguish between facts and fake news. The US is a very broken democracy right now. We can't let this happen to Canada. by canuck_burger (5528 points, 470 comments)
  2. You guys free next Sunday? by GuacamoleBay (4789 points, 292 comments)
  3. Trump calls Trudeau 'two-faced', cancels press conference and leaves Nato summit early after video of world leaders laughing at him by Wuzupmyhomiz (4434 points, 563 comments)
  4. nestle by Snow_Mexican1 (4162 points, 295 comments)
  5. Can't afford to send his kids to school by Manic157 (4031 points, 387 comments)
  6. TIME Person of the Year 2019: Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg by AccurateLine (3903 points, 536 comments)
  7. I got a good chuckle out of this one. From BC so my view might be a bit tainted. by Falom (3492 points, 346 comments)
  8. Andrew Scheer resigns as Conservative leader by UsedToDonateBlood (3435 points, 668 comments)
  9. Happy 62nd birthday to Canadian comedian and improv legend Colin Mochrie! by UsedToDonateBlood (3245 points, 69 comments)
  10. It was never really about immigration, it was about race. And racism is still an alive and well issue in the country. by j_miles (3083 points, 192 comments)

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2019.12.13 09:34 iminterestingplease Part 47.

It's starting to pick for the Christmas season but for how long?
7373.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(Mandelaeffectresearch.com, red Phoenix bird, Skylab dates, Capital building shape changed again, Iridodonesis, St. Christopher now sometimes depicted with a mutant dog head because ancient people didn't know what a Caananite was, Schumann Resonances, Thinker is now eating his hand even more, Mandela Effect card game having answers inconsistent with present reality, meth invented in 1887 and common during WW2, big lakes showing on bottom of map of Australia and other big lakes, more geography changes, Area 51 wasn't near Roswell, Jingle Bell Rock new lyrics changes, Up On The Housetop new lyrics changes, European clown funerals, and other things.)(Video below.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKk8L2YWZB4
7374.(Music Lyrics change.)"Begging mercy for their sins."/"Begging mercies for their sins."("Satan laughs and spreads his wings."/"Satan laugh and spreads his wings.")(Any of the other lyrics off?)(Anything else off?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njawjl4d8cE
7375.(History change.)Do you remember the last major plague being the Black Death in the 1300's instead of in China in 1850?
https://www.alternatememories.com/historical-events/science/plague-pandemic
7376.(Real Life Quote change.)"But what you can do for your country."/"Ask what you can do for your country."
https://www.jfklibrary.org/learn/education/teachers/curricular-resources/elementary-school-curricular-resources/ask-not-what-your-country-can-do-for-you
7377.(Fictional Character appearance change.)Do you remember Indiana Jones' hat being shorter on the top than it is now?(Anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones
7378.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Bermeja being located in the Gulf Of Mexico instead of not existing?
https://www.alternatememories.com/historical-events/geography/bermeja-island
7379.(Phantom t.v. show quote.)Do you remember Dr. McCoy from the original Star Trek saying something similar to "Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker."?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dammit-jim-im-a-doctor-not-a-x
7380.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(Spider tailed horned viper, Great Wall Of China not one wall, The Thinker is not actually named The Thinker, truffles grow in the desert, naked mole rats can move their teeth independently like chopsticks, American Nazis saluted the American flag for 50 years, and other things.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIr62WSQImk
7381.(Town name change.)Gettysberg, Pennsylvania/Gettysburg, Pennsylvania
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gettysburg,_Pennsylvania
7382.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Ashton Kutcher starring in Friends With Benefits instead of Justin Timberlake?(Was Mila Kunis in No Strings Attached with Ashton Kutcher instead of Natalie Portman?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friends_with_Benefits_(film)
Add-On: Do you remember candy canes not having such a complex history?
https://www.whychristmas.com/customs/candycanes.shtml
7383.(History change.)Do you remember Marty Jannetty getting kicked out of the window instead of being thrown out?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QLiVGQP5ksc
7384.(History change.)Do you remember Ramesses II not having a passport given to him in 1974?
https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/ramses-ii-the-mummy-who-had-a-passport/
7385.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Ebenezer Scrooge being based on a real person?(Anything else off?)
https://www.alternatememories.com/historical-events/books/ebeneezer-scrooge-was-a-british-mp
7386.(Movie Quote change.)"All I need are some tasty waves, cool buds and I'm fine."/"All I need are some waves, cool buzz and I'm fine."("Way to go Hamilton."/"Alright Hamilton.")
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hReFx1kjuIE
7387.(Music Lyrics change.)"They like to get you there and smile in your face."/"A real life Pikachu laughs while in your face."(Does it sound like the former or the latter?)(Anything else off?)(Any of the other lyrics off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HPyCtkZ9SeI
7388.(Real Life appearance change.)Do you remember Nancy Pelosi not having such big boobs?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=--VsefXs-f4
7389.(Spelling change.)Samarai/Samurai(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai
7390.(Music Lyrics change.)"When I'm stuck with a day that's gray and lonely."/"When I'm stuck with a day that's grave and lonely."(Do you hear the former or the latter?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BsMu5uM8juY
7391.(Music Lyrics change.)"Lightning and the thunder."/"Lightning then the thunder."(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr4RYPTJV6w
7392.(Music Lyrics change.)"Cause I don't wanna remember."/"Cause I won't remember."(Do you hear the former or the latter?)(Any of their logos off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h8MAHQhKe7Q
7393.(Music Lyrics change.)"And now it's when I kissed her."/"And that was when I kissed her."(Do you hear the former or the latter?)(Any of their logos off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H_pRyMShJ0k
7394.(Music Lyrics change.)"40000 million notches away."/"40000 million light years away."(Do you hear the former or the latter?)(Any of their logos off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UBnPedWPatI
7395.(Music Lyrics change.)"Since I met you."/"Since I left you."(Do you hear the former or the latter?)(Any of their logos off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3YR-RKrL1g
7396.(Music Lyrics change.)"What happened to my cinnamon buns?"/"What happened to Miss Independent?"(Do you hear the former or the latter?)(Any of their logos off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oOpwA6rGUR4
7397.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the weird voice at the beginning of 1999 by Prince?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_(Prince_song)
7398.(Phantom movie.)Do you remember Harley Davidson And The Marlboro Man not existing?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harley_Davidson_and_the_Marlboro_Man
7399.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember I Am Legend having zombies in it instead of vampires?(Is the news interview scene different?)(Anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Legend_(film)
7400.(Music Lyrics change.)"Every moment gets better."/"Every moment red letter."(Anything else off?)
https://genius.com/Walt-disney-records-a-whole-new-world-lyrics
7401.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(Ring of fire solar eclipses, legendary Aksum Empire, Hitler's talking dogs with poetry and religion, more population changes, Gombe Chimpanzee War, ground effect is enough to lift a vehicle, crocodiles can also climb trees, tigers have eye spots on back of ears, Tom Thumb was real, more moon landing changes, brown hyena, more orca changes, heavy and semi-heavy water, rough head grenadier, and other things.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a1v9YQsnxk0
Add-On: Do you remember the Statue Of Liberty not standing on a platform or small tower?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pK0fMRd8Wcc
Add-On: Do you remember "Fly! Fly! Fly!" being the new The Wizard Of Oz quote instead of "Now fly! Fly! Bring me that girl and her slippers! Fly! Fly! Fly!"?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HRM_TfhgrZY
7402.(Music Lyrics change.)"Gonna fly high like a bird up in the sky."/"Will he fly high like a bird up in the sky?"(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A7-fWrugUkk
7403.(Phantom movie.)Do you remember The Wash not being a thing?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lMjYiYRWO1k
7404.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Pavlov using a bell on his dog in his famous experiment instead of a metronome?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fCikajujJ6c
Add-On: Do you remember The Mystery Machine just saying Mystery Machine on the car instead of The Mystery Machine?(Were Velma's shoes a different color or style?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J-XwqUY0ezU
7405.(Music Lyrics change.)"Pushing down on you."/"Pressing down on you."(Any of the other lyrics off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=It3TB4B8Fqw
7406.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember "See what you want to see" phenomena like the viral guy on the swing not being a thing?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_c8tr3tdXhg
7407.(Music Lyrics change.)"Voices of the angels."/"Voices of the angel."("Hear the angels' voices."/"Hear the angel voices.")("The angels did say."/"The angel did say.")(Was Angel always capitalized or not?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7UFGh-uuEa0
7408.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Inka-Dink not being a thing?(Was Potato Man not a thing either?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qWncwaMrC3Q
Add-On: Do you remember "I went for a walk" instead of "I've been for a walk" in California Dreamin'?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MUXUM4hocTs
Add-On: Do you remember Fomoco not being a thing?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hysocmnnzC4
7409.(Song name change.)I Looked At You/The End(Any of the lyrics off?)(Anything else off?)
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/doors/ilookedatyou.html
7410.(Celebrity death change.)Do you remember Emma Thompson dying while skiing with Liam Neeson instead of Natasha Richardson?(Anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natasha_Richardson
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Thompson
7411.(Fictional Character name change.)Marsha Brady/Marcia Brady
https://bradybunch.fandom.com/wiki/Marcia_Brady
7412.(Music Lyrics change.)"My world turns upside down."/"The world turns upside down."(Any of the lyrics off?)(Any of his logos off?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A84FUZvlFUQ
7413.(Movie name change.)The Labyrinth/Labyrinth(Is the logo off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=70eBNIRuNgc
7414.(Music Lyrics change.)"Mad world."/"Enlarging your world."(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Lq3RFnKkM
7415.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(Ribbon lightning, bead lightning, more new sprites, Rock Of Gibraltar proof, Line Of Blaschko(Humans are getting stripes.), Vitiligo, Greater Adria, more cat nostril changes, spiders have pet frogs, African wild ass, more New York changes, more Washington changes, and other things.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jTKVmiQe6Zg
7416.(Spelling change.)Stupify/Stupefy(Stupified/Stupefied)(Aggitate/Agitate)(Aggitation/Agitation)(Habenero/Habanero)(Other spellings?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vBW-BIml2pY
7417.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the Thin Red Line not existing?
https://www.patriotwood.com/blogs/news/83224135-what-does-the-thin-red-line-mean-for-firefighters
7418.(Music Lyrics change.)"Might sound crazy what I'm 'Bout to say."/"It might seem crazy what I'm 'Bout to say."("Sunshine's here so you can take a break."/"Sunshine she's here, you can take a break.")("Clap along."/"Clap alone.")(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ACkJwqOEWM
7419.(Music Lyrics change.)"Pick up the receiver."/"Lift up the receiver."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LsXlQW0kfCo
7420.(Music Lyrics change.)"Wasted days and wasted nights."/"Wasted days and wasted night."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Freddie FendeFreddy Fender)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mBFph1jsl9A
7421.(Music Lyrics change.)"Make God as my objection."/"Regardless my objection."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Do any of their logos look off?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xQzS3JnZQZM
7422.(Music Lyrics change.)"He walked in."/"You walked in."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Any of her logos look off?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DpQcfzj-3gY
7423.(Music Lyrics change.)"You know they won't win."/"We know they won't win."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Any of their logos look off?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjBwAYIxUso
7424.(Music Lyrics change.)"That's the night that they harmed an innocent man."/"That's the night that they hung an innocent man."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Any of her logos look off?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vpkE5Ee3AOo
7425.(Music Lyrics change.)"I'll pretend my shit's not stinking."/"I'll pretend my ship's not sinking."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Any of their logos look off?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XLdNb9FxTU0
7426.(Animal name change.)Morning Dove/Mourning Dove
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mourning_dove
7427.(Spelling change.)Femenist/Feminist(Anything else off?)
https://www.britannica.com/topic/feminism
7428.(Famous Actor name change.)Annette Benning/Annette Bening(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annette_Bening
7429.(Movie name change.)Blues Brothers/The Blues Brothers(Anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blues_Brothers_(film)
7430.(Spelling change.)Astroid/Asteroid(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteroid
7431.(Island name change.)Catalina Island/Santa Catalina Island
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Catalina_Island_(California)
7432.(Company name change.)Bartles & James/Bartles & Jaymes(Anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartles_%26_Jaymes
7433.(Famous Singer name change.)Sammy HageSammy Hagar
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammy_Hagar
7434.(Famous Singer name change.)Johnny Lang/Jonny Lang
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Lang
7435.(Band name change.)The Commodores/Commodores(Any of their logos look off?)(Anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodores
7436.(Song name change.)Johnny B. Good/Johnny B. Goode(Other names?)(Anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_B._Goode
7437.(Famous Actor name change.)Telly Savales/Telly Savalas(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telly_Savalas
7438.(T.V. Show Logo change.)Do you remember the E in Homeland being normal?(Were the Es in The Event normal?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeland_(TV_series)
7439.(Phantom t.v. show.)Do you remember The Fonz And The Happy Days Gang not being a thing?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fonz_and_the_Happy_Days_Gang
7440.(Phantom t.v. show.)Do you remember Gilligan's Planet not being a thing?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilligan's_Planet
7441.(T.V. Show Logo change.)Do you remember the letters in Hannibal not being connected?(Anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal_(TV_series)
7442.(Movie Scene change.)Do you remember the woman in the famous painting in Pleasantville not being completely naked?(Anything else off?)
https://www.slideshare.net/mobile/MissGatBC/artworks-featured-in-pleasantville
7443.(Famous Singer name change.)Kenny Wayne Shepard/Kenny Wayne Shepherd
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Wayne_Shepherd
7444.(Movie name change.)Fifty Shades Of Gray/Fifty Shades Of Grey(Book too.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey_(film)
7445.(Movie name change.)The Story Of Robin Hood And His Merry Men/The Story Of Robin Hood And His Merrie Men(Anything else off surrounding the history?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_Robin_Hood_and_His_Merrie_Men
7446.(Denomination name change.)Jehovah's Witness/Jehovah's Witnesses
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses
7447.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember it always being Merry Christmas instead and never Merrie Christmas?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Merrie_Christmas_to_You
Add-On: Do you remember Unusual Suspects instead of The Usual Suspects?(Anything else off?)("The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist."/"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.")
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Usual_Suspects
7448.(Phantom celebrity.)Do you remember Elinor Smith not existing?(Do you remember there not being women pilots who flew for Hitler as well?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elinor_Smith
7449.(Movie Scene change.)Do you remember the plane in The World According To Garp being red instead of blue?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_According_to_Garp_(film)
7450.(Town name change.)Punxatawney, Pennsylvania/Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punxsutawney,_Pennsylvania
7451.(Music Lyrics change.)"In the white room with black curtains at the station."/"In a white room with black curtains near the station."(Any of their logos off?)(Was it something else?)(Anything else off?)(The White Room/The Killing Room)(Book too.)
https://genius.com/Cream-white-room-lyrics
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Killing_Room
7452.(Music Lyrics change.)"Café, café, café."/"Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Anything else off?)
https://genius.com/Justin-bieber-yummy-lyrics
7453.(Music Lyrics change.)"It's alright. It's okay."/"It's alright. That's okay."("You can look the other way."/"You may look the other way.")(Other lyrics?)(Anything else off?)
https://genius.com/Bee-gees-stayin-alive-lyrics
Add-On: Do you remember Smith & Western?(Remington/Reminton/Remington)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y6yEgarL5zA
7454.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(100 stars vanish, WW2 GPS, dragon lizards have separate wings, Allais Effect, 76% of ocean animals are bioluminesecent, wet haystacks catch fire, Magellan did not circumnavigate the globe, black knight in Monty Python was based on real person, The Secret Of NIMH story was based on real events, bone marrow transplants change huge amounts of your DNA and make you a Chimera, blood transfusions can do the same thing and so they are irradiated, mitochondria can separate and fuse together in huge chains and networks, and other things.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2biiJglZbA
7455.(Famous Actress name change.)Diane Cannon/Dyan Cannon
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyan_Cannon
7456.(Movie name change.)My Cousin Vinnie/My Cousin Vinny
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Cousin_Vinny
Add-On: Do you remember Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots not having nametags on their backs?(Did the quote originally change to "My block was knocked off" instead of "My block is knocked off"?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_%27Em_Sock_%27Em_Robots
7457.(Phantom movie scene.)Do you remember there being a scene in Flight Of The Navigator where a UFO is flown through a McDonald's drive-thru?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_of_the_Navigator
7458.(Fictional Character appearance change.)Do you remember Scooby Doo wearing a headscarf and sunglasses instead of a hat and regular glasses in the iconic scene?
https://scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Grandma_(2002_film)
Add-On: Do you remember "Now every gambler knows that the secret to survival." instead of "Every gambler knows that the secret to surviving."?
https://genius.com/Kenny-rogers-the-gambler-lyrics
7459.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Psychic Pokémon being strongest other Psychic Pokémon instead of Bug Pokémon being strongest against them?
https://www.serebii.net/pokemon/type/psychic/
Add-On: Do you remember Snow White not being 7 years old?(Were the dwarfs and other things in Snow White not supposedly based on real events?)
https://www.alternatememories.com/historical-events/books/how-old-was-snow-white
7460.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Iboga not being a thing?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabernanthe_iboga
7461.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Chester Cheetah having an all-black nose instead of white too?(Was his snout less yellow and more orange?)(Anything else off?)(Coke II was now a thing.)(Pepsi AM was now a thing.)(Cheetos Lip Balm was now a thing.)(Frito-Lay Lemonade was now a thing.)(Philadelphia Cream Cheese is actually from New York and not Philadelphia.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_Cheetah
7462.(Movie Scene change.)Do you remember E.T. pointing at Elliott's heart instead of his head in the iconic scene?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=75M1XXEZciU
7463.(Music Lyrics change.)"No one's ever gonna stop us tonight."/"No one's ever gonna stop us now."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Fun/fun.)(Any of their logos look off?)(Any other lyrics off?)(Anything else off?)
https://www.metrolyrics.com/carry-on-lyrics-fun.html
7464.(Music Lyrics change.)"I get high."/"I can't hide."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Anything else off?)
https://genius.com/The-beatles-i-want-to-hold-your-hand-lyrics
7465.(Music Lyrics change.)"Woke up to where time stands still."/"Welcome to where time stands still."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Any other lyrics off?)(Anything else off?)
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/metallica/welcomehomesanitarium.html
7466.(Music Lyrics change.)"So I set the world on fire."/"So let's set the world on fire."("We can go brighter than the sun."/"We can burn brighter than the sun.")(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Any other lyrics off?)(Anything else off?)
https://genius.com/Fun-we-are-young-lyrics
7467.(Music Lyrics change.)"Cause I'm being sassy."/"Cause I feel sassy."/"Cause I'm the assassin."(Do you hear the former or latter?)(Any other lyrics off?)(Anything else off?)
https://genius.com/Iron-maiden-the-assassin-lyrics
7468.(Music Lyrics change.)"Boy I've been watching you like a hawk in the sky that flies and you are my pray."/"Boy I've been watching you like the hawk in the sky that fly but(Does it sound like Boy?)were my pray."(Any of her logos look off?)(Any other lyrics off?)(Anything else off?)
https://genius.com/Aaliyah-are-you-that-somebody-lyrics
7469.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(What doesn't kill you makes you stronger quote, pride goeth before a fall, definition of Oceania has changed, ring shaped Atoll islands popping up all over, Jumping Frenchman Of Maine Syndrome, Irlen Syndrome, Mars sky is blue at sunrise and sunset, plants form memories, more weird volcano lightning, you can safely ride cows, most gummy worms have smiley faces, and other things.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XuuLWGEYaWI
7470.(Logo change.)Do you remember the Air Force Crest having more stars than it does?(Anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Air_Force_Symbol
Add-On: Do you remember Tin Man not being rusty or dirty at all?(Tin Man/Tin Woodman)(Anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_Woodman
7471.(Famous Singer name change.)Ace Freely/Ace Frehly(Did he never wear blue makeup?)(Did billboards in most places never say Regency on them?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEZ255a6nQA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MEgqSpu3epA
Add-On: Do you remember Dorothy having ruffled socks?(Did she have a white apron?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Gale
7472.(New species.)Have you heard of the toadhead agama?(Have you heard of Nitinol?)(More weird aircrafts.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cz60xzHfPHM
7473.(New fungi.)Have you heard of the Lobster Mushroom?(Have you heard of the Chicken Of The Woods?)(Have you heard of the SweeTango(Sweet Tango?)Apple?)(Have you heard of the Cosmic Crisp Apple?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TCH7mkWpV5w
7474.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Vincent arriving at the apartment and placing his gun on the counter in Pulp Fiction?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rzVa1t2G2PY
7475.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Greek Fire not being a thing?(Have you heard of the Claw Of Archimedes?)(Morpheus from The Matrix is based off a Greek deity named Morpheus.)(Medusa is now sometimes depicted with wings and the pegasus having wings was apparently inspired by her having them.)(One of the earliest depictions of a yo-yo is on a Greek vase from 440 B.C..)(Greeks call their country Hellas or Hellada and not Greece.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iSRuLyIvisM
7476.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember there being numerous surgery types where surgeons have to temporarily pull out the eyes and rest them on patients' checks?(They apparently have never been on record despite all the people in the forum.)
https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussion/1835400/do-any-surgeries-require-the-eyeball-to-be-removed-from-socket-temporarily
Add-On: Do you remember beatboxing not going as far back as the 1930's?(Did groups like The Mills Brothers always use real instruments before?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=14QEoEIvUuk
Add-On: Do you remember Cruella De Vil wearing a white coat or white coat with black spots instead of a yellow coat?
https://www.alternatememories.com/historical-events/movies/what-color-coat-did-cruella-de-vil-wear
Add-On: Do you remember the Tin Man not having having a dot on his head?(Did the Tin Man not have a collar?)(Did he have a hatch for where his heart should be?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iOxcMdkYsWE
Add-On: Do you remember also not being able to jump cows?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KNFYS2XLZ30
Add-On: Do you remember Michael Jackson not having large hands?
https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/yess-gawd-look-at-them-big-hands-michael-jackson-hands-and-finger-appreciation-thread.624872/
7477.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(Sea foam invades a town, Columbus' crew never thought the world was flat and were not afraid of sailing off the edge, Williams Syndrome makes people look like elves and act extra friendly, Dyschromometria, Super 8 logo changes, Stater Bros. logo changes, European bison and 2 kinds of American bison now, raining diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter, Saturn's rings are raining "ring rain" onto Saturn, weird UFO sightings, and other things.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-SahtGZ34_Q
7478.(Music Lyrics change.)"So baby hold me closer."/"So baby pull me closer."
https://genius.com/The-chainsmokers-closer-lyrics
7479.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the Marriott World Trade Center not being a thing?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriott_World_Trade_Center
7480.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Dan Aykroyd not being in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom?(Were George Lucas, Frank Marshall, Kathleen Kennedy, and Steven Spielberg not in the movie either?)
https://www.slashfilm.com/trivia-dan-aykroyd-and-the-temple-of-doom/
7481.(History change.)Do you remember there being hundreds of suicides on Wall Street in the 1929 crash?
https://www.alternatememories.com/historical-events/general/how-many-suicides-on-wall-st-in-the-1929-crash
7482.(Company name change.)Rubbermade/Rubbermaid
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubbermaid
Add-On: Do you remember Tin Man not having blue eyeshadow or lipstick?(Do they squirt the oil on him differently now?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_Woodman
7483.(New species.)Have you heard of the Australian feral camel?(Was there not an overpopulation of camels in Australia?)(Was Australia not the origin for most camels found in other places such as the Middle East?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_feral_camel
7484.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the traffic lights in RECALL VECTOR's intro not having white outlines?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xmkmm1Ah3so
7485.(History change.)Do you remember there not being a 1939 Pro-Nazi event in America?(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HX2lPyxDo10
7486.(Snack name change.)Brazil Bites/Brazi Bites(Airheads/Airhead/Airheads)
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/30/where-brazi-bites-is-today-after-its-feeding-frenzy-on-shark-tank.html
7487.(Real Life appearance change.)Do you remember Jackie Kennedy's blue collar on her dress also being pink?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Chanel_suit_of_Jacqueline_Bouvier_Kennedy
7488.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Winnie The Pooh always having a red balloon or red balloons and never any other color?
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/484911084851416162/
7489.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember herbivores never eating dead animal bones?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pMZZN3pkQjw
7490.(Can't think of a title.) Do you remember there being a sequel to Batteries Not Included called Batteries Still Not Included?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kbFq2sdZe7E
7491.(Phantom movie scene.)Do you remember Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing the tuxedo to help Jackie Chan in The Tuxedo?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wtCLfQ3jPCc
7492.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Little Caesars or Domino's making the Bigfoot pizza instead of Pizza Hut?(Did the Pizza By The Foot from Little Caesars not exist?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ho6mICY6dYY
7493.(Movie Quote change.)"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."/"Keep your friends close but your enemies closer."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ISOUsjycrEQ
7494.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(Volcanic eruption turns brain to glass, Space Force logo looks like Star Trek logo, pet otters, gay Greek gods, more ice changes, aye-aye weird middle finger and 6th finger, invasion of crazy jumping worms, 30% of babies are born with hair and grow a mustache in the womb, women can store sperm for 10 days or more, Tartars/Tatars, Hogmoth larva, more human body temperature changes, and other things.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8e_VO1dGmNo
7495.(Music Lyrics change.)"Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams."/"Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream."(Did he say "Coma" instead of "Karma"?)(Any other lyrics off?)(Any of their logos off?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UpV28oe4dik
7496.(Video Game Quote change.)"Sorry but your princess is in another castle."/"Thank you but our princess is in another castle."(Was it something else?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9DkZBgafnwo
7497.(Spelling change.)Whoopie Cushion/Whoopee Cushion(Was it always the former?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xmC7FiuLd6o
Add-On: Do you remember Mickey Mouse always having eyebrows?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ZT9mPmeD0
7498.(Movie Quote change.)"They're coming to get you Barbra."/"They're coming to get you Barbara."(Just how he says her name that one time.)(Is it Barbara Cole or Barbra Cole?)("Look! Here comes one of them now."/"Look! There comes one of them now.")
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0dxeUGVch50
7499.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(Stretching is bad for you, Tully monster, Kiev turned to Kyiv officially in 1995, list of Hitler's drug habits, Shermer's neck, lasers can give you alien eye colors, spiders can catch and eat snakes, brainy scalp disease, separation of church and state not in Constitution, T-Mobile logo changes again, Supercuts logo changes, Sulfur Hexafluoride makes your voice deep, coyotes and badgers hunt together, and other things.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H2L77Y9GcLg
7500.(New species.)Have you heard of all these "bird poop" and "stick-like" insects and spiders?(Have you heard of cliff honey?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-5FtUwD2Q
7501.(Store name change.)Lane Bryan/Lane Bryant
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lane_Bryant
7502.(Famous Journalist name change.)Bryan Gumbel/Bryant Gumbel
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryant_Gumbel
7503.(Famous Basketball Player name change.)Kobe Bryan/Kobe Bryant
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_Bryant
7504.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the Chrysler Screw Amphibian not being a thing?
https://www.macsmotorcitygarage.com/video-the-1964-chrysler-marsh-screw-amphibian/
7505.(Music Lyrics change.)"Like fire! Hell fire! This burning in my skin."/"Like fire ! Hell fire! This fire in my skin."("It's not my fault it's in God's plan."/"It's not my fault if in God's plan.")
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9wWHL4g3SYs
7506.(Fictional Character appearance change.)Do you remember Esmeralda wearing 2 earrings instead of 1?(Did the explanation for why she only wears 1 not exist?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=57RE9eoV9kA
7507.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember this extended version of Pressure by Billy Joel not existing?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lw9eT7zLFsQ
7508.(Phantom movie scene.)Do you remember Harrison Ford not being in E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial?(Is the whole scene off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8PxiYT8Z0
7509.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Muhammad Ali never having anything to do with saving hostages?
https://face2faceafrica.com/article/how-muhammad-ali-convinced-saddam-hussein-to-free-15-u-s-hostages-in-1990
7510.(Phantom t.v. show.)Do you remember Hawaiian Eye not existing?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v7u5pHsac1I
7511.(Fictional Character appearance change.)Do you remember Lois Griffin not having earrings?(Anything else about her head look off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ygauLwRe0Lk
7512.(Fictional Character appearance change.)Do you remember Lucy from The Lego Movie not having freckles?(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wO1YwD-wstY
7513.(Product name change.)Mamwich/Mannwich/Manwich
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PZw_m9CSfPs
7514.(Company name change.)Troybuilt/Troy-Bilt(Was it something else?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-417JBK2GnA
7515.(Rock Band name change.)Grand Funk/The Grand Funk/The Grand Funk Railroad/Grand Funk Railroad(Any of their logos off?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EL3D0uuIZ6Q
7516.(Folk Duo name change.)Simon And Garfunkel/Simon & Garfunkel(Was it one or the other or both?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-PGOzAoJpQ
7517.(Rock Band name change.)The Butthole Surfers/Butthole Surfers(Was it one or the other or both?)(Any of their logos off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KX0VFdKjwr4
7518.(Pop Duo name change.)Bellamy Brothers/The Bellamy Brothers?(Was it one or the other or both?)(Any of their logos off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ODclRH-O8g
7519.(Rock Band name change.)Moody Blues/The Moody Blues(Was it one or something else?)(Any of their logos off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9_Lf9WnBQME
Add-On: Do you remember Boyz II Men not ever being known as Boy II Men or Boyz II Men?(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XfNu0GyDyuc
7520.(Movie Scene change.)Do you remember only the second R in Redrum in The Shining being backwards instead of the D too?(Were the letters dripping?) ("Little pig! Little pig! Let me in!"/"Little pigs! Little pigs! Let me come in!")(Is the full line off in any other way?)(Do you remember the axe being red instead of normal?)(Did Jack Torrance show his axe in the hole he created in the famous scene?)("Danny is not here Mrs. Torrance."/"Danny isn't here Mrs. Torrance."/"Danny's not here Mrs. Torrance.")(Was it something else?)(Is the bear scene off in any way?)("I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your fucking brains in."/"I'm not gonna hurt you. Wendy! Darling! Light of my life! I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. I'm not gonna hurt you.")(The Shining/Shining)(Was the latter never acceptable?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y25wtYp-nw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CYYqlgvje20
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RL51fQ78k24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOlJjDhT2Y
7521.(Phantom movie.)Do you remember The Big Bus not existing?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mtHDeWW-q-M
7522.(Music Lyrics change.)"Well they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles and they ran through the bushes where the rabbit wouldn't go."/"Yeah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go."(Was it something else?)("Old Hickory said we took 'em by surprise if we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked between their eyes."/"Old Hickory said we took 'em by surprise if we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked 'em in the eye.")(Was it something else?)(Any of his logos off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=crns95LEhKw
7523.(Quartet name change.)The Four Tops/Four Tops(Was it one or the other or both?)(Any of their logos off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3WyqEPrdKvU
7524.(Phantom movie.)Do you remember Hercules In New York not existing?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CbVgbtaQhkw
7525.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Sabbath Mode on certain household appliances not being a thing and not going as far back as 1988?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i8mg8g67OdM
7526.(Movie name change.)Omen/The Omen(1976 and 2006 movie.)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n-tGipQn0jM
7527.(Song name change.)Children Of Korn/Children Of The Korn(Lyrics too.)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dWvXjK57rqg
7528.(Rock Band name change.)George Thorogood And The Destroyers/George & The Destroyers(Was it one or the other or both?)(Any of their logos off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YsDQvAxhEZg
7529.(Music Lyrics change.)"She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on your doorway, but outside it starts raining."/"She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on your doorway, but outside it stops raining."/"She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway, but outside it stopped raining."(Was it something else?)(Any of their logos off?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GIizdFo1AxI
7530.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(Chimp dances and claps on beat with music, whale poopnados, more Thinker changes, fish that can sand above water with its fins and breathe air 3 different ways, Ancient Puquois in Nazca uses wind to pull water up from deep aquifers, Jimmy Carter collapsed in a marathon when he was president, babies should eat solid food at 4-6 months instead of 1 year, Lamproderma Echunilatum, Fugitive Slave Law Of 1850, the broomstick challenge, and other things.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hBQrIX3Ly_s
7531.(Song name change.)Be Cruel To Your School/Be Chrool To Your Scuel(Any of their logos off?)(Dee SnydeDee Snider)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xoPFCxHbtwM
7532.(Rock Band name change.)The Faces/Faces(Any of their logos off?)(Mamas And The Papas/The Mamas & The Papas)(Was it something else?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faces_(band)
7533.(Music Lyrics change.)"I never was one of them money hungry fools."/"I never was one of them money hungry fool."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GBICjEa_7KA
7534.(Rock Band name change.)Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers/Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers(Was it one or the other or both?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=COXniUD94oM
7535.(Rock Band name change.)Joan Jett(Jet?)And The Blackhearts/Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Otx6qMVpw-g
Add-On: Do you remember Gran Tourismo instead of Gran Turismo?(Was it something else?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7YhTTtG3SVA
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2019.12.12 18:56 JW_BM Shovel Knight: King of Cards Review Thread

Game Title: Shovel Knight: King of Cards
Platforms:
Trailer:
Developer: Yacht Club Games
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 84 average - 90% recommended - 21 reviews

Critic Reviews

Attack of the Fanboy - Dean James - 4 / 5 stars
Yacht Club Games has delivered once again in the latest expansion for Shovel Knight thanks to exciting gameplay and level design that proves Shovel Knight: King of Cards was well worth the wait.
Boomstick Gaming - Boomstick Alex - 9.2 / 10

Video Review - Quote not available

Darkstation - Elijah Gonzalez - 4.5 / 5 stars
Shovel Knight: King of Cards is a successful union of its disparate halves, existing as both a platformer with consistently inventive level design and an engaging collectible card game. Joustus and the platforming offer a well-choreographed sequence of challenges that deliver constant variation.
Destructoid - Chris Carter - 10 / 10
This is a historic moment for Shovel Knight: half a decade later, I can recommend picking up anything and everything Shovel Knight related, which is easy to do with the Treasure Trove compilation. Yacht Club Games has a lot to be proud of and has accomplished a lot in their short run, and I can't wait to see what they come up with next.
Easy Allies - Brad Ellis - 9 / 10
King of Cards is a wonderful send-off for the Shovel Knight saga thanks to its excellent campaign and addictive card game.
Game Revolution - Alex Santa Maria - 4 / 5 stars
Like each campaign before it, King Knight’s quest is a uniquely thrilling 2D experience that needs no asterisk assigned to any praise. This isn’t a retro throwback or an NES hanger-on, but a masterful platforming action that stands up to any and all contemporaries.
GameSpew - Richard Seagrave - 6 / 10
It’s my least favourite of the Shovel Knight entries, but with the bar raised so high, that doesn’t mean that King of Cards isn’t worth your time.
GameSpot - Alessandro Barbosa - 8 / 10
Shovel Knight: King of Cards repeats some elements from previous entries, but it ultimately delivers one of the largest and more refined expansions in the series yet.
Gameblog - Thomas Pillon - French - 9 / 10
For its last platformer chapter, the Shovel Knight series let us play through the Monty Python King Knight, a wanabee king travelling the world to defeat its potential adversaries. Through this lovely pixel art adventure, the players will alos discover the Joustus, a card game within the game, for ever more fun in every tavern of this grotesque world.
God is a Geek - Chris Hyde - 8.5 / 10
Shovel Knight: King of Cards is a glorious, flowing, challenging addition to the series. There's more to do, and more to love - and love it you will.
Handsome Phantom - Dustin Furman - 9 / 10
Yacht Club Games has once again created a character that somehow feels familiar to play, yet fresh. The world and characters are enchanting, and the entire package is endlessly charming.
Hobby Consolas - Alberto Lloret - Spanish - 80 / 100
King of Cards is, without doubt, the most risky expansion of all of them. It brings brand new elements, as a complete card game (with collectible cards and fully playable) or a main character that plays very different from the previous ones, but as a whole it doesn't astound at the same level that Shovel Knight did up today.
IGN - Mitchell Saltzman - 8.5 / 10
Yacht Club Games continues to dig up gold with Shovel Knight: King of Cards, despite a momentum slowing card game.
Nintendo Enthusiast - John Friscia - 9.5 / 10
Like its brethren before it, Shovel Knight: King of Cards features some of the best platforming game design ever seen in a video game.
Nintendo Life - Mitch Vogel - 9 / 10
This is likely the last we’ll see of the ‘core’ Shovel Knight series for some time, and King of Cards acts as a worthy swansong for a now-legendary platformer. Bravo.
NintendoWorldReport - Zachary Miller - 7.5 / 10
Despite my misgivings with our royal protagonist’s moveset, King of Cards is an excellent cap on what’s become a downright amazing collection of games.
Pure Nintendo - Steven Green - 7.5 / 10
Shovel Knight: King of Cards is a master-class in platforming, design, pixel art, and much, much more. Offering a good amount of new content, as well as the all-new card mini-game, Joustus, you have an overall package that is hard not to recommend, even if good portions of this feel wholly the same as the original Shovel Knight and its successive releases.
Spaziogames - DottorKillex - Italian - 8.6 / 10
King of Cards is the better Shovel Knight campaing yet, and a great goodbye to this wonderful series of games. We really look forward to Yacht Club Games' next work, be it Shovel Knight 2 or else.
Twinfinite - Omar Banat - 4.5 / 5
It’s incredible that Yacht Club Games has finally reached the finish line on their most popular title, but it was a worthy sendoff for the first saga of a franchise that revolutionized the indie video game space.
USgamer - Kat Bailey - 3.5 / 5 stars
Shovel Knight: King of Cards revisits the formula one last time with new maps and bosses, as well as a brand new card game. It's ambitious, but it's also the least essential of the major Shovel Knight episodes. If you own Treasure Trove, play Shovel of Hope and Specter of Torment first, then circle back to King of Cards if you still want more.
VGChartz - Evan Norris - 8 / 10
King of Cards is the triumphant end of an era.
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2019.11.19 05:27 TheSonOfWAY The Son of W.A.Y. - Songwriting Plans (Parodies / Filk / Contrafacta) (Planned Songs 501-750)

Due to the 40,000 character limit for this text field, my list of songwriting plans have to be divided up into groups of 250 at a time.
My list of conceived and planned songs, thus far. The ones with finished lyrics are in bold.

MY PLANNED SONGS (parodies / filk / contrafacta)

Number Parody Title Original's Title Original’s Artist Original's YT link
501. I Am Not a Drug Dealer You Are the New Day King's Singers https://youtu.be/J3LduXNeicY
502. She Said I Don't Care Walk Right In The Rooftop Singers https://youtu.be/SQD1Jsj1d3w
503. Colbert Hills Nuthin' But A G Thang Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg https://youtu.be/iEXI9tdXgyI
504. All About the Grumman LLVs 5 Minute Vocal Warm Up Author Unknown; Jacobs Vocal Academy https://youtu.be/YCLyAmXtpfY
505. None Of Your Business JG Wentworth Bus Opera JG Wentworth (artists unknown) https://youtu.be/Ac6nvveeFeU
506. The Book of Timothy Christmas Day Is On Its Way Cynthia Gray https://youtu.be/fa1Z_xd60IQ
507. You Are Begging The Locomotion Little Eva https://youtu.be/lNNW0SPkChI
508. About Slot Machines Alphabet Friends Tammy Tiger https://youtu.be/l828gFRKneU?t=38
509. A Dead Automaker It's A Long Way To Tipperary Nathan Lay https://youtu.be/gs5IH76mwCM
510. Menarche The Nutcracker March Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky https://youtu.be/h1j5IxOPXdY
511. Madurai (The Madurai, India Tourism Jingle) El Shaddai Amy Grant https://youtu.be/DuXB1a3NBCw
512. Ketoacidosis Jack & Jill Traditional; original author unknown; The Funsong Band https://youtu.be/Uj951GuBEGE
513. Nang-Nang Der Fuehrer's Face Spike Jones https://youtu.be/lWF8iRCan7I
514. Downtown Buildings In The 1890s Super Mario Bros. 2 Theme Koji Kondo, Smooth McGroove https://youtu.be/RG5Vqcn2mKw
515. Jeju-do (Jeju Island Tourism Jingle) Simple & Clean Utada Hikaru https://youtu.be/v0xbO5LAnjc
516. Reign of Saddam Shawtys Like a Melody In My Head Iyaz / Sean Kingston https://youtu.be/A69G_9-bo-Y
517. Wenatchee, Washington (Wenatchee Tourism Jingle) The Teddy Bear's Picnic Bing Crosby https://youtu.be/IrvkHAxnjzI
518. $139 a Month In My Merry Oldsmobile Bing Crosby https://youtu.be/iJtWLMrtf1k
519. (That Game Is) Called Ingress My Name Is Eminem (Marshall Mathers) https://youtu.be/sNPnbI1arSE
520. Events of 1941 Softly and Tenderly Alan Jackson https://youtu.be/t5GjRHG3YMk
521. Playing A Movie Moonlight Serenade Glenn Miller https://youtu.be/Mr7Tu5UlrhE
522. Insufficient Out-of-Class Preparation Mickey Mouse March Jimmie Dodd https://youtu.be/SsuaW7s40HI
523. It's a Coin Cavalerie Django Reinhardt https://youtu.be/awatR70hl8M
524. Chasong Tourism Jingle The Dark World (The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past) Koji Kondo https://youtu.be/BStjuHfP238
525. Leave Me Alone Ed Stinn Chevrolet background jingle Ed Stinn https://youtu.be/j9zGZkBDIGk
526. Events of 1989 Enter Sandman Metallica https://youtu.be/1ixKdkMWzFA
527. Events of 1981 Don't Stop Believin' Journey https://youtu.be/T1Nt6u1Ld2A
528. Tochigi Prefecture (The Tochigi Prefecture Tourism Jingle) Lost Woods Koji Kondo https://youtu.be/NU75uz0b8EU
529. Not Even An Ounce of Laughter Zelda Overworld Theme Koji Kondo https://youtu.be/CgAEMZBRGI0
530. The San Diego Tourism Jingle Surfin' USA The Beach Boys https://youtu.be/EDb303T-B1w
531. About Penn Station Super Mario Bros. 2 Overworld Theme Koji Kondo https://youtu.be/-ABhoWAeKBs
532. Barbra Streisand Star Trek: The Next Generation Theme Jerry Goldsmith, Alexander Courage, Dennis McCarthy https://youtu.be/p5kcBxL7-qI
533. The One Who Trolls Hallelujah Chorus George Frideric Handel https://youtu.be/VI6dsMeABpU
534. The Iceland Tourism Jingle Winter's Wonderful Foxy & Friends https://youtu.be/T-6KcD47HeE
535. Africa Would Be An Economic Colossus (If Dictatorships Worked) Africa Toto https://youtu.be/qKaXt1PYKXk
536. Quietus Star Truck Driver's Sweetheart Kitty Wells https://youtu.be/urR8GDBQ0rQ
537. If You Don't Smoke Cigarettes, That's Good Santa Claus Is Coming To Town The Countdown Kids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWv72L4wgCc
538. It Won't Make A Difference Life Ain't Easy Cleopatra https://youtu.be/1OZp_YixQSI
539. 83¢ Taxi Fare Whistle While You Work Frank Churchill and Larry Morey https://youtu.be/kE1LsYATBRY
540. Working at Collins Bus It Was A Good Day Ice Cube https://youtu.be/1uvw8BxspgM
541. Walking & Talking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES Sewer Theme Konami https://youtu.be/ZbDf3BL-IPc
542. Eating A Hot Dog Mommy & Daddy Song Schmoyoho (The Gregory Brothers) https://youtu.be/OOVeDwFLd1Q
543. Hysterectomy Friend Like Me Will Smith https://youtu.be/1at7kKzBYxI
544. Brash-a-Brashy-Brash Stilt Village (Donkey Kong Country 3) David Wise(?) https://youtu.be/9SCMgBkHb_8
545. What Happens When You Get An F Boss Boogie (Donkey Kong Country 3) Eveline Fischer https://youtu.be/YsoXw3LPK74
546. Little Moloch It Girl Jason Chen & Megan Nicole https://youtu.be/Zp7tQ0kzz50
547. Decline Tuesday's Gone Lynyrd Skynyrd https://youtu.be/iFNbTdLfBwQ
548. Medicare For All La La La Bert & Ernie, CTW, Joe Raposo https://youtu.be/NpWA7DvUUoI
549. Mortgage Fraud For The Longest Time Billy Joel https://youtu.be/_izt7vlJKM0
550. Mr. Bugaisie K-K-K-Katy Jon English / Marlborough Singers https://youtu.be/UFTenAO53aE
551. A $22,000 House Always Look On The Bright Side of Life Eric Idle / Monty Python https://youtu.be/kE186w91YVU
552. Ativan (Ativan marketing jingle) Road to Fuchsia City from Lavender Town Junichi Masuda https://youtu.be/AP5QgCiOEaY
553. Hoary Mattekar Robe 50 Pokemon Road Junichi Masuda https://youtu.be/swRft1uODd8
554. 22 July Oslo Bombing La Marseillaise Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle https://youtu.be/221UWotqwdo
555. Orbital Road to Fuchsia City from Lavender Town Junichi Masuda https://youtu.be/7kIeveiCWUw
556. Bibimbap Song 10008; Subway Song (Sim City 2000) Sue Kasper, arranged by Brian Conrad and Michael Perry https://youtu.be/zi9Zpx2dkxM
557. Ballad of Felix Tropschuh The Toy Trumpet Raymond Scott https://youtu.be/C_1rsJo6TNE
558. Events of 1928 Springfield Stomp Cecil Scott & His Bright Boys https://youtu.be/tzFdAskR_X4
559. What It's Like To Be Blind Turkey In The Straw David W. Guion https://youtu.be/CUy-AJRpaSM
560. Mrs. Counts When You Wish Upon A Star Leigh Harline & Ned Washington https://youtu.be/QbCmjRdFKDs
561. Rabbit Ears Victory In Jesus E.M. Bartlett https://youtu.be/eGq0J9IGmxQ
562. Turn Left Onto North Plum Street Kookaburra Sits In The Old Gum Tree Marion Sinclair https://youtu.be/p2VitpGRalw
563. North Korean Candy Fruits Candy Megumi Kojima https://youtu.be/WnfJZuxZH7w
564. Back In 1900 SimCity Village Theme Soyo Oka https://youtu.be/HPcP8MRh8r4
565. When You Scratch His Neck Super Mario 64 Carousel Theme Koji Kondo https://youtu.be/9i0vzlGLCw4
566. Watch People Survive I Will Survive Gloria Gaynor https://youtu.be/ZBR2G-iI3-I
567. Armando Martinez Owarinai Yume (Endless Dream) Hiroshi Shibasaki, Nanase Aikawa https://youtu.be/dlpCIm8J8bI
568. Perma-flooded City Shinjitsu no Uta Do As Infinity https://youtu.be/7UvdKt3hLNM
569. Ballad of Celadon Trucking Celadon City Theme Mykah, Junichi Masuda https://youtu.be/fjQ0SkyL5kA
570. It Came Back As "Proceed" As The Deer Dan Gardner, Integrity's Hosanna! Music https://youtu.be/UZv3jzOTE70
571. We're Looking For Universal People Party In The USA Miley Cyrus https://youtu.be/8rLTERuuxm4
572. Ballad of Pope John Paul I Danse Macabre Camille St. Saens https://youtu.be/71fZhMXlGT4
573. Typhoon Kalmaegi Call Me Maybe Carly Rae Jepsen https://youtu.be/fWNaR-rxAic
574. Packard's Warranty Repairs Queen of Hearts Juice Newton https://youtu.be/P0DK-0fIKCw
575. That Is What People Sounded Like In 1983 Virginia Company Alan Menken & Steven Schwartz https://youtu.be/s0Sx6aMrBPQ
576. Wrinkled District Attorney Simple Things Randy Travis https://youtu.be/wrp0ZSzFJzk
577. Events of 1962 Barber of Seville Gioachino Rossini https://youtu.be/OloXRhesab0
578. The Corporation and Capitalization Barbie Girl Aqua https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
579. The Pace of Debra Webb Under the Sea Samuel E. Wright, Howard Ashman and Alan Menken https://youtu.be/nQV7DKBqGdk
580. Events of 2018 Te Las Cu Inima Cleopatra Stratan https://youtu.be/Qb-xM5yF5ck
581. Ames, Iowa Prince Ali Howard Menken, Howard Ashman https://youtu.be/_EVlNhmTEPI
582. Archenland The Muffin Man Ella Fitzgerald (?) https://youtu.be/f530knS807Y
583. Autobianchi Abarth "Matlock" theme Dick DeBenedictis, Artie Kane https://youtu.be/xJdP2H07To4
584. Just One Big John Jimmy Dean https://youtu.be/KnnHprUGKF0
585. If You Get a DUI The Muffin Song TomSka feat. Schmoyoho https://youtu.be/LACbVhgtx9I
586. Cow Creek Benny Hill Theme James Rich, Randolph Boots, Leslie Mark Hill https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg
587. Hurry Up, Let's Go Sleigh Ride Amy Grant, Anderson Leroy, Mitchell Parish https://youtu.be/kXXUXgaMtDY
588. Chicken Wings Little Drummer Boy Katherine K. Davis. Henry Onorati and Harry Simeone https://youtu.be/DT1fA59oH7Q
589. Spiralopolis What a Friend We Have In Jesus Charles Crozat Converse, William Bolcom, Alan Jackson https://youtu.be/8SCorW9r_Is
590. Events of 1972 Lord Mr. Ford Jerry Reed https://youtu.be/cUcVUpGOejM
591. Pulled Over By Police Kakariko Village Theme Koji Kondo https://youtu.be/KxuFM4z9EJ0
592. About Communism Imperial March (Star Wars) John Williams https://youtu.be/YMvcCfs8mf8
593. Ballad of Betsy DeVos Mrs. Robinson Simon & Garfunkel https://youtu.be/9C1BCAgu2I8
594. The Crying Song The Muffin Song TomSka feat. Schmoyoho https://youtu.be/C5PTd2NG-oY
595. Sky's Gourmet Tacos Friday Rebecca Black, Ark Music Factory https://youtu.be/DPVTl9K0lqc
596. Get A Life, Quit Callin' Me Loz's Symphony Shonky Brothers / Lozzobear https://youtu.be/G0IQejn0nZ8
597. Brooke Tears Of A Clown Smokey Robinson & The Miracles https://youtu.be/ZaMX0Cs5Bc4
598. MGM Grand The Entertainer Scott Joplin https://youtu.be/g8syRhvSZdk
599. MCS Computers Soul Bossa Nova Quincy Jones https://youtu.be/0t0fZeySNck
600. Tale of the Compassionate Canadians Carry Me Hillsong https://youtu.be/RxbHV8vumQ0
601. Wanbli Soul Bossa Nova Quincy Jones https://youtu.be/IodZ9OSx8NY
602. Ostfold County Rebecca Black's Puzzlecraft Commercial Composer Unknown https://youtu.be/-rulD_SB6Lw
603. We Do Simple Bankruptcies Seinfeld Theme Kitsch & Camp, Johnathan Wolff https://youtu.be/RH2Wz9MqqGI
604. Dr. Lexus Nutcracker March Pyotr Ilyich Tchalovsky, George Balanchine https://youtu.be/maWN1MH9za4
605. Ballad of Pan Am Sim City "Town" Theme Soyo Oka, Maxis & Tryphen https://youtu.be/dzL5W8regZY
606. You Weren't Catching On Kids Are Music Ruth Artman / Unison Choir https://youtu.be/6EVwcWwzP8o
607. Safe & Sacred Space Always Look On The Bright Side of Life Monty Python / Eric Idle https://youtu.be/r0kvTBbBbbY
608. St. God's (St. God's Memorial Hospital) JG Wentworth Commercial: Bus Opera JG Wentworth (composers unknown) https://youtu.be/FbQt8pYUY6Q
609. Gigglebarn Soul Bossa Nova Quincy Jones https://youtu.be/y-ndMMYhmi0
610. The Groke Pokémon Ice Path / Dark Cave Theme Game Freak / Bauerklos Music https://youtu.be/niVQswwPqec
611. Go See A Bankruptcy Attorney He's a Tramp Oliver Wallace https://youtu.be/KhJcyrkfjQg
612. Gasoline-Powered Grummans Super Mario World: Bonus Screen Koji Kondo https://youtu.be/VJ5kHxRN5Tw
613. Books of Baruch Gasoline Gus And His Jitney Bus Billy Murray https://youtu.be/WSu8GHeFy-w
614. Wish Bomb Swing Doors Allan Gray https://youtu.be/VeD8USz_jVg
615. Class of 2029 Enter Sandman Metallica https://youtu.be/YxRxd8aNd6I
616. South Sudan In My Merry Oldsmobile Billy Murray https://youtu.be/BFruHQJeaRg
617. Obama You Can't Do That On Television Intro / Theme CJOH-TV https://youtu.be/7G5AMVDh7OY
618. Whatever Turns You On What The World Needs Now Burt Bacharach https://youtu.be/qGk8y9fu7N4
619. Doc Glasgow Blocked Doc Glasgow On Dunlops One Little Candle Niña Girado https://youtu.be/071jv4FQ47M
620. John McCain & Palin Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Elmo & Patsy https://youtu.be/MgIwLeASnkw
621. Please End My Pain He Never Failed Me Yet Robert Ray https://youtu.be/_DlV-F_iMOw
622. Teedly Bom Bom He'd Have To Get Under Billy Murray https://youtu.be/bV1Nkruquwg
623. Presidential Primaries Oh! Dem Golden Slippers Carolina Cotton https://youtu.be/4VzPBbb31S0
624. You've Gotta Rotate (Stocking's Not The Straight-Up Putting Away Of Items) Dumb Ways To Die McCann-Erickson / Metro Trains https://youtu.be/hFcr3eBKJO0
625. Feminazi Paparazzi Lady Gaga https://youtu.be/6nIvBI2_hSY
626. Count The Seconds Count Your Blessings Ann Williamson, Irving Berlin https://youtu.be/mxbQO3XRMQc
627. Back In Ancient Times On The Lone Prairie Christian Larson https://youtu.be/xI3O9fMX3nE
628. Edelweiss, The Mark of a (True) German Soldier Yankee Doodle Dr. Richard Shuckburgh https://youtu.be/W3mMMqT5Xss
629. (Oh,) I Don't Know Time Marches On Tracy Lawrence https://youtu.be/fLNMrcZtKbA
630. Plymouth Brethren Father Abraham Petrus Antonius Laurentius Kantner ("Pierre" Kartner) https://youtu.be/j21aPIbmIts
631. Jessica Beemer's Ballad I Just Can't Wait To Be King Disney (Elton John, Tim Rice, Jason Weaver, Laura Williams, Rowan Atkinson) https://youtu.be/uBY-9xLGaw8
632. Ballad of Lyndsay Ballard Earth Angel The Penguins https://youtu.be/uBY-9xLGaw8
633. Sturdy Iron Key Panzer General - Major Victory Doug Brandon https://youtu.be/E38CyUheXgA
634. Sometime Today I Got You Babe Sonny & Cher https://youtu.be/ylGrQVL774k
635. Trader Joe's Jessie's Girl Rick Springfield https://youtu.be/qYkbTyHXwbs
636. Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods Saranghaneun Iege (To My Loved One) Tae-Chun Jeong & Eun-Ok Park https://youtu.be/IXP8wF3ZFoI
637. She Was Real Upset Noozles Reijirō Koroku https://youtu.be/WIU1DuNYHYI
638. Muri Means Impossible God Bless America Irving Berlin https://youtu.be/-z5hD38Bs8Y
639. One-Hundred Thousand Miles Muppet Show Theme Sam Pottle https://youtu.be/frLLDNjelLs
640. Events of 1969 Sugar Sugar The Archies https://youtu.be/C7T4aQMxTTM
641. Dogs Who Died I Am A Child Of God Naomi W. Randall and Mildred Tanner Pettit https://youtu.be/JOrcqqpHCt8
642. That Is Just Self-Harm Osama Bin Laden's Dead Tim Whybrow https://youtu.be/YfT9a3deYfM
643. Cost Of Doin' Business Taking Care Of Business Bachman Turner Overdrive https://youtu.be/NCIUf8eYPqA
644. All About Andrew Yang Celebration (Qing Zhu) Rainie Yang https://youtu.be/l-g9qlEgkMQ
645. Nanosubmarines Yellow Submarine The Beatles https://youtu.be/m2uTFF_3MaA
646. The Fall (the transport from Total Recall) Two By Two (Book of Mormon on Broadway) Trey Parker, Robert Lopez and Matt Stone https://youtu.be/3SvANeOFWAU
647. MorbidQuestions The Dark World (The Legend of Zelda) Koji Kondo https://youtu.be/Ye5TV9pa_4Y
648. Stickler For The Quality Of Food It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Johnny Mathis https://youtu.be/3z-YAN4Duew
649. Pinterest Just Around The Riverbend Alan Menken & Stephen Schwartz https://youtu.be/RRIeIc_HPLY
650. Demichev Savages Alan Menken & Stephen Schwartz https://youtu.be/lw-hIRubQ0w
651. The Vild Fanclubbery Nickelodeon Guts Theme Rick Witkowski https://youtu.be/1Tu7AOaILyY
652. OCCK Ooh Ahh (My Life Be Like) Grits (feat. Toby Mac) https://youtu.be/sx-LbVIZTIc
653. He Has Got No Teeth Pokemon Johto Theme PJ Lequerica https://youtu.be/OYbDnixcYDE
654. Delta Chi's Standards Are Low Cruis'n World - Car & Stage Select Steve Duckworth (presumably) https://youtu.be/nvEPLKtkwoA
655. Walk the Rest of the Way Ancient of Days Ron Kenoly https://youtu.be/HBcP1ICgUIM
656. The Mukden Incident The Legend of Zelda Title Screen Koji Kondo https://youtu.be/uyMKWJ5e1kg
657. Porch Pirates Det Er Jul eMMa (Emma Gunnarsen) https://youtu.be/PWNSwPY9WU0
658. Hand-Up Ministries Don't Stop Me Now Queen https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM
659. Math 642 Sugar Pie Honey Bunch Four Tops / Temptations https://youtu.be/Uwh2QloOnS0
660. They Left No Tip I'll Be There Jackson 5 https://youtu.be/W-apaIOOoAo
661. Faith Tabernacle Come, Now Is The Time To Worship Brian Doerksen https://youtu.be/NPWq8eM4lu8
662. Shianne Just Got Fired Egao No Genki SMAP https://youtu.be/8KpOKaqH-Ow
663. Brachioplasty Subtraction in Action Meggie & Turtle (Golden Step Ahead) https://youtu.be/pjYgffZAd7U (start at 26:15)
664. Ballad of Donald Trump Streets of New York Billy Murray https://youtu.be/6fpxGvWAFNc
665. Ballad of Rip Blazckowicz Sweet & Lowdown George Gershwin https://youtu.be/VqCn_NjV7gI
666. It's The Coronavirus Come Josephine In My Flying Machine Ada Jones & Billy Murray https://youtu.be/eFZDB6DqAnA
667. So Many Future Dead People Christmas Don't Be Late Ross Bagdasarian Sr. https://youtu.be/w51zeolzwDc
668. Harbor Freight Teddy Bears' Picnic John Walter Bratton & Jimmy Kennedy https://youtu.be/dZANKFxrcKU
669. Here's How You Can Help Find A Cure For That Disease Cruel Angel's Thesis Neko Oikawa (Lyrics), Hidetoshi Satō (Composition), Toshiyuki Ōmori (Arrangement) https://youtu.be/A6r79HxmKw8
670. Ballad of Jared Marston K-K-K-Katy Billy Murray https://youtu.be/z06_XLeoapw
671. Working At McDonald's Yoshi's Island Theme (Super Mario World) Koji Kondo https://youtu.be/_50vhftK66I
672. Tale of Amos Swepston K-K-K-Katy Billy Murray https://youtu.be/Zd14ynJyE3k
673. Breivik Worshippers Engler I Sne (Angels In Snow) eMMa (Emma Gunnarsen) https://youtu.be/ABKsNTo9s9o
674. Comeuppance In Spades The Lord Is My Light Text: James Nicholson, 1828–1876, Music: John R. Sweney, 1837–1899 https://youtu.be/flCGIGWCv9w
675. The Feels On That One SimCity soundtrack: City Theme Soyo Oka https://youtu.be/BV-GwS84dsM
676. The Exploding Kazon The Angry Beavers Theme Charlie Brissette https://youtu.be/NKyji0Zx0dQ
677. Tale of Aaron Aylor La Marseillaise (French National Anthem) Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle https://youtu.be/5g4fhqCSdLQ
678. Born In The Year 2000 Shake Your Booty Flavor Flav https://youtu.be/livwbIqNlBc
679. I'm Sorry, But We Don't Talk Anymore Hot Time In The Town of Berlin Bing Crosby, The Andrews Sisters, Vic Shoen https://youtu.be/QrVaObffYNw
680. Parent PLUS Loans Most Popular Girl Theresa & The Weirz https://youtu.be/qlgqCrqS5Ao
681. BestGore.com Pessimistic Character With The Crabapple Face Bing Crosby https://youtu.be/UWGj-12sYYQ
682. $2.82 to the End of the Month Istanbul, Not Constantinople Nat Simon / They Might Be Giants https://youtu.be/acl2PzYqTIo
683. The Mafia Sweet And Low Down George Gershwin https://youtu.be/Twxfv6woges
684. Rules (Are) Still True I Like Chinese Monty Python https://youtu.be/NH2P_pVze6s
685. Manly Beach A Cowboy Needs A Horse George Bruns https://youtu.be/d3_3Ri3QaiU
686. You'd Better Not Be Asking Me For Money Air on a G-String Johann Sebastian Bach https://youtu.be/EPrKqbctx8U
687. Ballad of the News of the World Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye Steam https://youtu.be/QaG2Acg8n60
688. Murdoc Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz Thomas W. Dawes https://youtu.be/iENQXIQ8wH0
689. Grandiosa (Norwegian pizza brand) Shout Your Lungs Out The Beets https://youtu.be/8-HXWN7furw
690. Study In Norway / University of Oslo (University of Oslo Recruitment Jingle) Who Let The Dogs Out Baha Men https://youtu.be/eFVi-j-yIr0
691. Widdershins A Cowboy Needs A Horse George Bruns https://youtu.be/jSKgxoN5C9U
692. Wainscotting Wing-Wing-Wing Eun-Ok Park https://youtu.be/uaP8_eC_VTw
693. Disgruntled Motorists Speed Limit Smoking Patterns https://youtu.be/G8rYGRsnxOA
694. You Weren't Catching On Kids Are Music Ruth Artman / Unison Choir https://youtu.be/slUzKT-TVf0
695. It Came Back As "Non-Proceed" Rock Of Ages Augustus M. Toplady https://youtu.be/gM7gt_cSxjw
696. Man, I'm Old Am I Wrong Nico & Vinz https://youtu.be/bg1sT4ILG0w
697. Ballad of Adam Valle Keep Away From The Fellow Who Owns An Automobile Gene Greene, Charley Straight https://youtu.be/gQYRCoDlKzA
698. Felony Jobs Little Drummer Boy Harry Simeone Chorale https://youtu.be/R6vGGKchcdQ
699. Here For My W-2 Panzer General Major Victory Jingle Strategic Simulations, Inc. https://youtu.be/E38CyUheXgA
700. Tale of Alex Navarro Mine, Mine, Mine Alan Menken https://youtu.be/0OGI379xqc0
701. If Your Feet Had Its Own Personality It's Easy, M'Kay Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman https://youtu.be/33trNcuuOwg
702. Grumpy Man Baby Shark Pinkfong https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w
703. Who Killed The Electric Car Video Killed The Radio Star Buggles https://youtu.be/Iwuy4hHO3YQ
704. Poor Ol' Nimrod Thinks It's A Cadillac (P.O.N.T.I.A.C.) She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain Daniel Kallman https://youtu.be/g9eRTAK8qBE
705. You Are Not A Good Fit Saranghaneun Iege Jeon Tae-Chun & Bak Eun-Ok https://youtu.be/oTLcDvu49sc
706. Manicotti This Land Is Your Land Woody Guthrie https://youtu.be/AePCvFrggZM
707. Gynecomastia Don't Fear The Reaper Blue Oyster Cult https://youtu.be/Dy4HA3vUv2c
708. Get A Life The Happy Wanderer (Valderi, Valdera) Bill Staines https://youtu.be/ShmrIlBL8Yw
709. Molon Labe Jesus Loves Me Reba McEntire https://youtu.be/yb9ckUIAlLI
710. 2900 Acres Road Carry On, My Wayward Son Kansas https://youtu.be/P5ZJui3aPoQ
711. Oh, Future Dead Man Jesus Loves Me Anna Bartlett Warner and William Batchelder Bradbury https://youtu.be/KBALcN701NU
712. Pipe Dreams Super Mario Bros. 3 Sky Land Ground Theme Koji Kondo https://youtu.be/pvmI6yGO4W0
713. You Must Practice Social Distancing In My Heart There Rings A Melody Elton Roth https://youtu.be/BqXBm5-Y_kI
714. Ligg I Ro Let It Go Kristen Anderson-Lopez, Robert Lopez, Idina Menzel https://youtu.be/moSFlvxnbgk
715. Kim Yo-jong This Is The Day Les Garret https://youtu.be/IRLxugEtqx8
716. He Needs 5 Dollars To Buy Milk Do Lord Johnny Cash https://youtu.be/plA2vi7mWc0
717. Assemblies of God This Is The Day Fijian folk melody https://youtu.be/GuVZOzUx0No
718. Hydroxychloroquine Hail To The Chief James Sanderson https://youtu.be/Pe8FnYVSX0Y
719. He's Supposedly Going Cross-Eyed Sing Sweet Nightingale Mack David, Jerry Livingston, Al Hoffman https://youtu.be/clTstasvcX4
720. The "Karen" Jingle FreeCreditReport.com used car commercial Experian https://youtu.be/wzPkhOofXVs
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2019.10.21 18:54 IceGoingSouth The problem of having only 1 mod for a sub of 15,000 xr redditors

He's right, you know! (whispered in German accent to an onlooker, like in the Monty Python sketch from "Boventry" where the "National Bocialist Party" is having a rally, starring John Cleese as "Hilter"...)
No, but seriously. He is. As a life–long climate activist since my teens (when I blocked a local motorway construction project by organising about a 100 kids and chaining myself to a digger, later landing me in jail) I hate to see my latest feature length YouTube discussion of Collapse and Extinction Rebellion met with threats of exclusion and demands of edits to my flick on YouTube(!) from this sorry individual who heads up the XR subreddit as a lone star "dictator" who admits to judging the "movie" after leaving the theatre before he watched even 1/3 of it.
I can deal with poor critics, that's part of artistic life, but in the process of receiving these, a number of individual birds have whispered in my ear that the only moderator for Extinction Rebellion has actually been doing this and acting like this for a very long time; since the beginning of ExtinctionRebellion. This means one man's views — not even necessarily the best man or woman's — determines what's OK or not to post in a forum for the entire movement.
There's something seriously WRONG with this picture! Let's see how fast we can grow a Free Speech alternative!
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2019.10.08 15:54 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: SharedBPM top posts from 2018-10-07 to 2019-10-07 16:14 PDT

Period: 365.44 days
Submissions Comments
Total 1000 15524
Rate (per day) 2.74 42.38
Unique Redditors 485 6713
Combined Score 481127 250616

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 72619 points, 110 submissions: photolove8
    1. [142/142] Everytime We Catch 'Em All (Cascada/?) (3586 points, 80 comments)
    2. [132/132] Gangnam Eye Joe (Rednex/Psy) (2098 points, 71 comments)
    3. [120/120] This is SpongeBob SquarePants (Patrick Pinney/Childish Gambino) (2044 points, 49 comments)
    4. [102/102] Work It, Fred Astaire (Missy Elliott/?) (2019 points, 55 comments)
    5. [97/97] Super Single Ladies (Koji Kondo as featured in Super Mario Bros./Beyoncé) (1781 points, 40 comments)
    6. [145/146] Here Go The Pokemon Again (Jason Paige/Ok Go) (1729 points, 44 comments)
    7. [127/128] Canned Rasputin (Boney M./Jamiroquai) (1532 points, 38 comments)
    8. [147/146] By Request for u/pachecrissy: Here Sharona Goes Again (The Knack/Ok Go) (1407 points, 25 comments)
    9. [154/154] Hard Knock Wiggles (Jay-Z/The Wiggles) (1338 points, 54 comments)
    10. [120/120] Always Look on the Bright Side of American Life (Monty Python/Childish Gambino) (1319 points, 46 comments)
  2. 39857 points, 73 submissions: atavistwastaken
    1. Hey Ya it's Pulp Fiction (4712 points, 73 comments)
    2. [160/80] Shake It Off in Gangsta's Paradise [Taylor Swift + Coolio] (2383 points, 73 comments)
    3. [104/104] Good Morning All Star (Cast of Singing in the Rain & Smash Mouth) (1929 points, 51 comments)
    4. [160/160] Shake It Off, Greased Lightnin' (1890 points, 63 comments)
    5. [160/80] Happy in Gangsta's Paradise (Pharrell Williams & Coolio) (1284 points, 39 comments)
    6. [104/104] Whistle Good Morning (Flo Rida & Cast of "Singin’ In The Rain") (1185 points, 36 comments)
    7. [125/125] Spin Ferris Bueller Right Round [The Beatles "Twist and Shout" + Flo Rida "Right Round"] (1163 points, 42 comments)
    8. [193/97] Single Ladies with 99 Red Balloons [Beyonce & GoldfingeNena] (986 points, 63 comments)
    9. [104/104] Fred Astaire is Unbelievable (965 points, 27 comments)
    10. [100/100] The Talk Dirty Safety Dance (Jason Derulo feat. 2 Chainz + Men Without Hats) (941 points, 22 comments)
  3. 20903 points, 29 submissions: Lupid23
    1. [101/101] Do the Bartman Up in Here (2351 points, 50 comments)
    2. [98/98] School Principal DFWU (1928 points, 25 comments)
    3. [132/132] Steph Tanner Don't Want No Short Dick Man (1514 points, 62 comments)
    4. [76/76] Let Me See Austin Powers' Hips Swing (Savage Ft. Soulja Boy) (1387 points, 32 comments)
    5. [109] Eye of the Hooded Grebe (1355 points, 25 comments)
    6. [144/72] Follow the Bodak Yellow Road (1327 points, 25 comments)
    7. [102/102] Fred Astaire Can Get A Taste (1204 points, 25 comments)
    8. [154/77] Bombs Over Coming to America (Outkast) (1202 points, 26 comments)
    9. [62/124] Mean Girl Humps (1147 points, 29 comments)
    10. [118/118] Funky Cold Urkel (948 points, 21 comments)
  4. 10889 points, 8 submissions: timothybrooks7
    1. Shorty but a Goodie (5138 points, 107 comments)
    2. I'm sexy and I know it... you freaking idiot. Gosh. (2599 points, 63 comments)
    3. It Feels Good to Beat It [Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz] [Beat it - Michael Jackson] (1681 points, 53 comments)
    4. [131/131] Dance Scene from The Umbrella Academy (I Think We're Alone Now/Pumped Up Kicks) (594 points, 35 comments)
    5. Grease Lightning/Hey Ya Mash-up (345 points, 19 comments)
    6. Pulp Fiction Dance Scene set to Whip It (256 points, 4 comments)
    7. That Bad Uptown Funk (145 points, 6 comments)
    8. [120/119] The Routine from Friends [Boy Trouble/Bad Romance] (131 points, 5 comments)
  5. 9708 points, 14 submissions: cuppycup
    1. Singin' in the Rain and Hip To Be Square (1487 points, 35 comments)
    2. [118/118] "Thriller" x Josh Groban's "You Raise Me Up" (1410 points, 41 comments)
    3. Spooky Scary Skeletons x Justin Bieber (1310 points, 24 comments)
    4. [77/77] Spooky Scary Skeletons x Drake God's Plan (1292 points, 23 comments)
    5. I combined God Blessed Texas and Party Rock Anthem if you've still got any appetite for PRA (1236 points, 30 comments)
    6. Blister in the Sun with Breakfast Club (1092 points, 54 comments)
    7. [129/129] Fergalicious x Saved By The Bell's Hot Sundae music video (974 points, 28 comments)
    8. I put Da' Dip over Gangnam Style and the lyrics line up well with what's happening (534 points, 15 comments)
    9. Toto's Africa intro x Still D.R.E. ending (92 points, 2 comments)
    10. Lose Control and Wipe Out (inspired by Cotton-eyed Joe version) (83 points, 3 comments)
  6. 9430 points, 1 submission: DrTacoMD
    1. This Is America, so Call Me Maybe (9430 points, 80 comments)
  7. 7841 points, 1 submission: 000MIIX
    1. Beyoncé chicken dance (7841 points, 84 comments)
  8. 7537 points, 7 submissions: Schrod1ngers_Cat
    1. Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) but it's Michael Jackson (3666 points, 163 comments)
    2. Biggie Smalls ft. Thomas the Tank Engine (1385 points, 24 comments)
    3. Talk Dirty to Christopher Walken (1047 points, 32 comments)
    4. LMFAO Likes to Move It Move It (799 points, 16 comments)
    5. [108/108] King Herod Gettin' Jiggy Wit It (349 points, 14 comments)
    6. [115.7/116] UpTown Spot + Get Down Saturday Night (187 points, 8 comments)
    7. Thriller Got Us Fallin' in Love (104 points, 6 comments)
  9. 7499 points, 6 submissions: MizterBucket
    1. [124/124] Harder, Better, Fever, Saturday (4437 points, 104 comments)
    2. Hammer Style (1718 points, 34 comments)
    3. [175/175] Footloose in Kyoto (826 points, 20 comments)
    4. Sandman Fever (226 points, 11 comments)
    5. Greased Lightning's Back in Town (156 points, 3 comments)
    6. Bodak Y.M.C.A. (136 points, 6 comments)
  10. 6599 points, 1 submission: aheckuvaguy
    1. Bee Gees, North Korea (6599 points, 84 comments)

Top Commenters

  1. photolove8 (9573 points, 400 comments)
  2. timothybrooks7 (2234 points, 105 comments)
  3. T1Pimp (1931 points, 169 comments)
  4. Wookie301 (1702 points, 1 comment)
  5. New-found-Girth (1391 points, 37 comments)
  6. atavistwastaken (1370 points, 147 comments)
  7. future-nomad (1217 points, 6 comments)
  8. Lupid23 (1098 points, 31 comments)
  9. AuntySquid42 (945 points, 12 comments)
  10. just_saiyan24 (937 points, 4 comments)

Top Submissions

  1. This Is America, so Call Me Maybe by DrTacoMD (9430 points, 80 comments)
  2. Beyoncé chicken dance by 000MIIX (7841 points, 84 comments)
  3. Bee Gees, North Korea by aheckuvaguy (6599 points, 84 comments)
  4. Teletubbies, Let The Bodies Hit The Floor by movieEditor (5931 points, 93 comments)
  5. Gangnam Style and I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) fits too perfectly. by nitricblue (5810 points, 93 comments)
  6. Might this be the best one yet? by swissburgh (5224 points, 116 comments)
  7. Shorty but a Goodie by timothybrooks7 (5138 points, 107 comments)
  8. Party Rocking in the Star Wars Cantina by dargscisyhp (5069 points, 54 comments)
  9. This is it, boys. We can all go home now. by deleted (4914 points, 106 comments)
  10. Hey Ya it's Pulp Fiction by atavistwastaken (4712 points, 73 comments)

Top Comments

  1. 1702 points: Wookie301's comment in This Is America, so Call Me Maybe
  2. 1011 points: future-nomad's comment in Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) but it's Michael Jackson
  3. 834 points: AuntySquid42's comment in Beyoncé chicken dance
  4. 826 points: just_saiyan24's comment in Cotton-Eyed Joe Makes Me Lose Control
  5. 804 points: deleted's comment in All Country Music Is The Same
  6. 779 points: tidaldragoon's comment in Gangnam Style and I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) fits too perfectly.
  7. 769 points: MistaRabinowitz's comment in Teletubbies, Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
  8. 719 points: wellitmustbenice's comment in All Country Music Is The Same
  9. 658 points: puffyhead1's comment in Bee Gees, North Korea
  10. 652 points: TescoBag's comment in Hey Ya it's Pulp Fiction
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